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For every red light they run for no reason endangering everybody around them, they should have to pick up 1 piece of litter
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:For every red light they run for no reason endangering everybody around them, they should have to pick up 1 piece of litter my god why not just send them to the camps while you're at it
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Feb 1, 2024 07:58
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restructure your pension funds into CumRocket
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Feb 1, 2024 07:59
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instead of painting over graffiti you should draw something
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Feb 1, 2024 08:17
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Les Os posted:instead of painting over graffiti you should draw something 
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Feb 1, 2024 09:13
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bullets are nutritious, eat your fill.
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Feb 1, 2024 09:43
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Make like your leader and become a vegetarian, or an oil painter
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Feb 1, 2024 10:32
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shoot to thrill
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Feb 1, 2024 15:34
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georges right
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Feb 1, 2024 16:20
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Maybe get a job that is less harmful like literal cartoon evil villain??
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https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article284905607.html Dont get run over by Israeli failsons hope that helps
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lobster shirt posted:georges right yep
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Feb 1, 2024 17:42
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When choosing which gang to join pick the one with the coolest name like the Wild Whities or The Cool Black Skull Crushers Remember when you are decorating your tank there is no such thing as too many punisher skulls
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Feb 1, 2024 18:13
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and get you one of these bad boys: Not only does it make you look like a cool skeleton man who could kill everyone but it also hides your identity from the enemy
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Feb 1, 2024 18:14
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Instead of beating your wives, try giving them a hug and a kiss
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Feb 1, 2024 20:22
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:
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Be sure to tuck those shoulder blades in when swinging your nightstick. Don't hurt yourself worse than the perp!
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Feb 1, 2024 20:34
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yeah that'd be good. but I think we should apply this to not just cops but all people. find yourself with free time in your hands? start cleaning the streets.
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Feb 1, 2024 20:55
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Closing down the precinct thirteen station house is a sweet gig and you should definitely take it.
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Instead of beating your wives, try giving them a hug and a kiss Cops should marry each other exclusively
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Feb 1, 2024 21:17
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lobster shirt posted:georges right p sure jerry says it
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Feb 1, 2024 22:20
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if you see a hotdog on the ground check it for nails before eating it
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Feb 1, 2024 22:31
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Dr. Killjoy posted:if you see a hotdog on the ground check it for nails before eating it Sounds like you just want all the ground hotdogs for yourself.
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Feb 2, 2024 03:55
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honestly a donut would really hit the spot rn
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learn to code
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Not using all of your $5bn budget? Honesty is the best policy.
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let the avengers handle it
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fentanyl is much better when you inject it.
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Apacs are probably undergunned for modern conditions. You should get a multiple launch rocket system
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adding a slice of cucumber to your ice water is a great way to feel refreshed after you detonate an incendiary device in a child's crib or blow up a house in pursuit of a belt thief
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make at least a few crocodile tear posts about gaza. it's 10x more sus when you only post about 'genocidal china!!' and ignore the genocide that bombs schools instead of building them
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protect yourself from fentanyl nanoparticles, wear a respirator
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Think of a great catchphrase to shout whenever you breach a house so that everybody at least thinks you're cool when you raid the wrong address and shoot somebody's corgi
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Feb 2, 2024 17:35
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(NYPD ONLY): after you get done at the CCRB hit up the Bangladeshi place on Church between Duane and Reade for lunch. The pizza spot on park place near city hall is also good
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E Depois do Adeus posted:(NYPD ONLY): after you get done at the CCRB hit up the Bangladeshi place on Church between Duane and Reade for lunch. The pizza spot on park place near city hall is also good any good spots for the nypd units in paris and tel aviv?
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Think of a great catchphrase to shout whenever you breach a house so that everybody at least thinks you're cool when you raid the wrong address and shoot somebody's corgi The cops should get a brick gun imo
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I think they should watch out. There's a lot of nasty people out there who hate our brave police.
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hamas ftw posted:any good spots for the nypd units in paris and tel aviv? maybe the place by Dupleix with the Delirium on tap idk I haven't been to Paris in a while there's a great spot in tel aviv but i can't remember how to spell it, i think it's called like yeshiv zetza? lots of soldiers know it, so just go up to one of them and say that and they'll point you in the right direction
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Weka posted:The cops should get a brick gun imo america gave their cops AR15s, the soviets used a brick
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