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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

evilmiera posted:

But where am I gonna get my bananas now?!

Right here :gb2gbs:

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tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Finally time for my gangtag to shine?!

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


It's time

020824_4
Feb 9, 2024
where's the tucker carlson interview at?

020824_5
Feb 9, 2024
starts off a 2 hour interview with let me tell you a story :tootzzz:

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

tazjin posted:

Finally time for my gangtag to shine?!

Вова tea

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


lol @ media trying to make boris nadezhdin looks like a saviour of democracy instead of the nazi he is.

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


tristeham posted:

lol @ media trying to make boris nadezhdin looks like a saviour of democracy instead of the nazi he is.

I've legitimately never heard of this guy before he showed up and said that he's running, on a platform that is literally just "I'm not Putin"

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

tristeham posted:

lol @ media trying to make boris nadezhdin looks like a saviour of democracy instead of the nazi he is.

That sounds about right for a savior of liberal democracy

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea

tristeham posted:

lol @ media trying to make boris nadezhdin looks like a saviour of democracy instead of the nazi he is.

They did the same thing with Navalny despite him being an extremely racist nationalist. Some things never change!

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


the only way putin gets "redeemed" is if the communists are to win, then immediately he becomes the better option

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


Can't redeem that which is already perfect

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

DaysBefore posted:

Can't redeem that which is already perfect

this

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

DaysBefore posted:

Can't redeem that which is already perfect

Personally, I would have preferred a three hour history lesson, starting with the battleaxe culture.

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

StashAugustine posted:

one of the handful of good things about putin is specifically that Russia is not a banana republic

they can't grow there

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"
We need to rally together behind President Putin as he is the candidate most poised to reduce harm in the short term. We will pressure him left and hold him accountable after the election.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

War and Pieces posted:

they can't grow there

not yet, but global warming ftw

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
You can grow bananas in the Kuban and I guess Crimea. Putin wins again, doubling Russia's banana growing territory!

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


President Putin, thank you

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
the race is wide open

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


but is he electable?

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Dreylad posted:

the race is wide open

Коммерсант posted:

Центризбирком завершил процесс регистрации кандидатов на выборах президента России. За пост главы государства будут бороться четыре кандидата: самовыдвиженец Владимир Путин, Николай Харитонов от КПРФ, Леонид Слуцкий от ЛДПР и Владислав Даванков от «Новых людей».

Yay!

Коммерсант posted:

Двум кандидатам — Сергею Малинковичу («Коммунисты России») и Борису Надеждину («Гражданская инициатива») — ЦИК отказал в регистрации, объяснив это высоким процентом брака в подписях.

Very sorry for the liberals.

Коммерсант posted:

Господин Надеждин намерен обжаловать отказ в регистрации в Верховном суде.

lol, good luck

AFancyQuestionMark
Feb 19, 2017

Long time no see.

tazjin posted:

Yay!

Very sorry for the liberals.

lol, good luck

What's this about the second rejected candidate from a party called the "Communists of Russia"? Any info about him?

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


AFancyQuestionMark posted:

What's this about the second rejected candidate from a party called the "Communists of Russia"? Any info about him?

It's not the actual (big) Communist Party (КПРФ), whose candidate is on the ballot, and who are the largest opposition party. This one is some sort of fork of KPRF, which started over leadership disagreements. No idea about the details.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

tazjin posted:

It's not the actual (big) Communist Party (КПРФ), whose candidate is on the ballot, and who are the largest opposition party. This one is some sort of fork of KPRF, which started over leadership disagreements. No idea about the details.

tale as old as time

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea

tazjin posted:

It's not the actual (big) Communist Party (КПРФ), whose candidate is on the ballot, and who are the largest opposition party. This one is some sort of fork of KPRF, which started over leadership disagreements. No idea about the details.

I'm fairly certain it was Putin trolling Gennedy because he's an old rear end bitch who exists to siphon votes from nostalgic old people, alphabetically the name of the party appears above the KPRF on ballots so babushkas and dedushkas get confused and vote for the splinter party rather than the main party. This made Gennedy mad so he sued them in court over the name sounding nearly identical and claiming people would get confused at the polls which the judge initially agreed with, until the judge was suddenly swapped out a year into the proceedings and the new judge quickly ruled there was nothing wrong with the party name.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Oh Putin you cad!

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1758458009162850726

What a lucky break for Putin!

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


This is bad. Unlike when Ukraine murdered a stupid racist freak dissident, that was based and for freedom

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

im voting for the communist party

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Danann posted:

im voting for the communist party

Don't throw your vote away !!1

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Danann posted:

im voting for the communist party

which one

a primate
Jun 2, 2010


rip navalny

slipped on a banana peel and died

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


DaysBefore posted:

Here;s how Navalny can still win:

- he can't lol

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

DaysBefore posted:

Here;s how Navalny can still win:

- he can't lol

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/RuPolitics_NC/status/1760347236007862627

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


tazjin posted:

It's not the actual (big) Communist Party (КПРФ), whose candidate is on the ballot, and who are the largest opposition party. This one is some sort of fork of KPRF, which started over leadership disagreements. No idea about the details.

Beached Whale posted:

I'm fairly certain it was Putin trolling Gennedy because he's an old rear end bitch who exists to siphon votes from nostalgic old people, alphabetically the name of the party appears above the KPRF on ballots so babushkas and dedushkas get confused and vote for the splinter party rather than the main party. This made Gennedy mad so he sued them in court over the name sounding nearly identical and claiming people would get confused at the polls which the judge initially agreed with, until the judge was suddenly swapped out a year into the proceedings and the new judge quickly ruled there was nothing wrong with the party name.

that old gently caress still general secretary? jfc

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


dead gay comedy forums posted:

that old gently caress still general secretary? jfc

hey he's still younger than biden

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


Election Day coming soon. Got a good feeling that our guy is gonna make it

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
God and the people of Russia willing

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