UFC/MMA February: a longer tongue than himself

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On a scale of one to ten, how excited are you for Jack Hermansson vs Joe Pyfer? This poll is closed.
I have mixed feelings about the dilution of the roster but I like up-and-coming fighters	1	3.23%
Remember when Jack Hermansson heel hooked Kelvin Gastelum! That was cool! Oh my god that was four years ago	10	32.26%
The Apex is the nadir of martial arts and we never truly left its darkened clutches	6	19.35%
Is Joe Pyfer, like, a thing	6	19.35%
3	8	25.81%
Total:	31 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 22:21

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

A very very very dumb youruber decided to prove how tough he was by doing UFC sparring. He chose Sean Strickland, notorious dickhead sparrer and dumb as rocks psychopath.

https://m.youtube.com/clip/UgkxHYGN1rMUAoevyioahF3uWBG0SaOps2jB?si=op8mSaffDVuzm6DH

Faje edit: youruber is a typo but I'm leaving it in as it fits.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 15:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CarlCX posted:

I dunno, Volk was doing a good job in the first round. Topuria was swinging the bigger hammers, but Volk had already put in good work chipping at his leg and busting up his nose. It was by far the most patient Topuria's been in his UFC tenure, though, and it worked out gangbusters for him.

Belal was agitating for the fight on twitter, so he's at least acting like he'd have been up for it had they asked him.

I'd bet Khamzat, Shavkat, and a 185 non-title fight with Strickland, personally.

Confirmed not Belal

https://twitter.com/mma_frenzy/status/1759649640327131497?s=46

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 20:47

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/MainCardMinute/status/1760343617338515536

Bet the house

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 22:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CarlCX posted:

There is a possibility that Ryan Bader could become the genuine #1 heavyweight on the planet, and some terrible part of me craves this.

I want the dark future where some nerds talk about Ryan Bader in the same hushed tones as Fedor.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 21:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/...ingawful.com%2F

TKO can't avoid lawsuits even peripheral ones.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 03:03

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ENTER THE TOILE DOME

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 13:05

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