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if the only way to get him was to go back in time and get him before your parents were conceived, thereby erasing yourself from existence?
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Taking out 2 nazis at once? Hell yeah I'd do it.
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Feb 3, 2024 04:12
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Seems a little extreme. Not like he's something really bad like a chud
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Feb 3, 2024 04:16
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does it have to be time travel what if he's just a sad old german living in a midwestern suburb hell have way less fight in him than when he was 19
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Feb 3, 2024 04:19
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Yes but I would sperm jack him after then go find grandma. What is this amateur hour at the clown college riddle department?
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Feb 3, 2024 04:22
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hands up those of you who've killed the grandpa in your head
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Feb 3, 2024 04:25
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If one was presented with a hypothetical scenario where one's grandfather was a member of the National Socialist German Worker's Party (colloquially known as "Nazis") or of one of the various Nazi-affiliated militant groups, one might rather the hegemons of the time (such as the United Kingdoms) just impose economic sanctions on the Nazis so that they would be compelled to stop and nobody will suffer a cessation of life.
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Feb 3, 2024 04:28
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do i get to feel his rear end and tits
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Feb 3, 2024 04:44
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Im going to give Stalin the bomb and save the world. Grandpa can sort himself out
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Feb 3, 2024 04:44
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Hell yeah I'd kill baby grandpa hitler
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Feb 3, 2024 04:44
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my grandpa was Jewish and I find this hypothetical offensive
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Feb 3, 2024 04:45
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aw frig aw dang it posted:hands up those of you who've killed the grandpa in your head
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Feb 3, 2024 04:49
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:does it have to be time travel in this scenario, yes. if you want to kill them normally do it on your own time
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Feb 3, 2024 05:10
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I would talk it out
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Feb 3, 2024 05:17
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it’s not my job to educate you on whether I would kill my own grandpa if they were a nazi
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Feb 3, 2024 05:20
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no my posts are too important
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Feb 3, 2024 05:25
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i cant he already fell off a watchtower
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Feb 3, 2024 05:54
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i would never kill grandpa hitler
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Feb 3, 2024 05:56
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Nix Panicus posted:Im going to give Stalin the bomb and save the world. Grandpa can sort himself out How does this scenario play out in your head? I don't really see Stalin leveraging it to prevent the Korean war, capitalist encirclement, etc.
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Feb 3, 2024 06:50
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it's time travel, you can give him it in 1941, or 1917, or 1905.
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Feb 3, 2024 06:55
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he uses it to rob a bank in tiflis
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Feb 3, 2024 06:56
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aw frig aw dang it posted:hands up those of you who've killed the grandpa in your head
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Feb 3, 2024 06:57
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VideoKid posted:my grandpa was Jewish and I find this hypothetical offensive Oh you are Max Naumann's grandchild?
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Feb 3, 2024 07:05
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i'd hang out, do the holocaust with grandpa, have a great time, etc,etc then kill him right before my parents are conceived and get away with it all scot-free.
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Feb 3, 2024 07:23
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Homeless Friend posted:i'd hang out, do the holocaust with grandpa, have a great time, etc,etc then kill him right before my parents are conceived and get away with it all scot-free. It takes courage to admit your parents are siblings. Brave stuff.
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Feb 3, 2024 07:32
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i would convince him that the disgusting anglosaxons are the real jews instead, and we'd have a merry ol' time exterminating england and then yes kill him because nazis are chuds
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Feb 3, 2024 07:40
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he was shot in the chest while invading germany, in the push towards the rhine-ruhr cities. spent 9 months in a hospital. killing past him for being a nazi is sadly off the table my great uncle was a chaplain. he was shot to death by a jumpy kid on night watch duty. 180 noscope style
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Feb 3, 2024 10:45
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i did this but then i went back to kill myself before i could do it because the whole idea was kind of crazy and could gently caress up the universe so i guess i'm like the second me now or something? I'm not actually sure where my world line starts now.
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Feb 3, 2024 10:49
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no
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Feb 3, 2024 11:34
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I get to kill a nazi and not have to work ever again? hell yeah I’d do it. work sucks
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Feb 3, 2024 11:43
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no because he drank himself to death before I knew what a Nazi was 
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Feb 3, 2024 12:28
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interesting...
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Feb 3, 2024 14:53
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no, he has important experience which will help us reclaim las malvinas
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Feb 3, 2024 15:19
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My grandpa was Jewish and most of his family died in the Holocaust. My step grandpa was a Nazi. Well, more of a kkk guy with passing enthusiasm for Hitler.
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Feb 3, 2024 15:31
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Without you being born, you wouldn't be able to go back and push your own grandpa out of the guard tower so we're back to square one.
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Feb 3, 2024 16:54
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i’m my own grandpa nazi
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Feb 3, 2024 17:01
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i would thank him for his service
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Feb 3, 2024 17:24
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VideoKid posted:my grandpa was Jewish and I find this hypothetical offensive Irgun? Lehi? Which Revisionist Zionist group was he part of? 
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Feb 3, 2024 17:30
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my grandpa was a tank man in ww2 and he brought back a lot of crazy crap from rolling into Berlin. we still have an engraved cavalry sword he pinched off some dipshit ss officer
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Buck Wildman posted:my grandpa was a tank man in ww2 and he brought back a lot of crazy crap from rolling into Berlin. we still have an engraved cavalry sword he pinched off some dipshit ss officer wow ur grandpa collected nazi memorabilia????
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