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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Milo and POTUS posted:

Step one to being hot as gently caress: grow a mustache

:haibrower:

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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Milo and POTUS posted:

He should get a gun. Shoot Zetas into the wall instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EiFl4YMKKA&t=6s

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Zorro has to fight his evil clone: Bizorro.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

JediTalentAgent posted:

Zorro has to fight his evil clone: Bonzorro.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What about a gritty R rated version of Zorro? He's lost everything, a man without hope, all he wants now is vengeance against the drug lord who killed his new family.....

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

redshirt posted:

What about a gritty R rated version of Zorro? He's lost everything, a man without hope, all he wants now is vengeance against the drug lord who killed his new family.....

we already had x rated zorro. i fail to see how r rated would improve on that

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
For my birthday when I was a kid me and my friends got to go to the movie theater and my dad over ruled my decision and said we had to go see Zorro and I was so pissed. I just remember there was like a dudes head in a jar or something and I took a mental note of it so I could complain to my mom he made us see a violent movie (I watched alien all the time so this was a feeble argument).

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i must compose posted:

For my birthday when I was a kid me and my friends got to go to the movie theater and my dad over ruled my decision and said we had to go see Zorro and I was so pissed. I just remember there was like a dudes head in a jar or something and I took a mental note of it so I could complain to my mom he made us see a violent movie (I watched alien all the time so this was a feeble argument).

what movie did you wanna see

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

that time zorro met the butler from downton abbey and kicked his rear end

:discourse:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


TrashMammal posted:

we already had x rated zorro. i fail to see how r rated would improve on that


my fetish is zorro carving a z into my bare rear end.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

TrashMammal posted:

we already had x rated zorro. i fail to see how r rated would improve on that


Um that CLEARLY says 'Rated Z,' god!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

flubber nuts posted:

my fetish is zorro carving a z into my bare rear end.

this you, op?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I mean jesus that rear end carving might require stitches and jesus so many other health related questions.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

don’t kink shame

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


TrashMammal posted:

this you, op?


ill never tell ;)

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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Ah poo poo, I lost the game (of remembering Anthony Hopkins portrayed Zorro)

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