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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Nervous posted:

I hope you sink into the ocean.

We just had rampant flooding, if that makes you feel good.

Looking forward to cheering for the (Super Bowl 58 winning) Lemuria 49ers :hmmyes:

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Cavauro posted:

is it sb today? was it sb yesterday i mean?

Yes. Every day is the super bowl if you have joy in your heart and are willing to sit through two hours of advertising.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
My prediction:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Fat Jesus posted:

lol the 49ers underdog narrative, having been favored to win in every game they played this season as well as the coming SB.

The Chiefs are reigning NFL champions, and the 49ers are the NFC 1 seed; either team pretending to be the underdog of this game is laughable and should be ridiculed.

Brock Purdy vs Patrick Mahomes, though, that's a good underdog story.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Chiefs locker room is stocked with Gatorade. 49ers get Powerade.

Brandon Aiyuk said he kept getting asked what his favorite flavor of Gatorade was, during the opening night media blitz. I think you're on to something.

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Feb 6, 2024

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Chiefs get red and blue.

49ers get purple and lime.



:magemage:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

kiimo posted:

this made me laugh

They could always knock themselves out, I guess?

I'm all for a Chiefs meltdown.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Grittybeard posted:

You would never realize reading this forum that the 49ers are favored in this game.

Only by degenerate gamblers.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Remembered Russell Wilson's bread thing Eat The Ball

People giving him a bad time for that are forgetting that not only was it nutritious, it was also educational.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

Yea it's great, one time Richard Sherman lied to his team claiming Baker Mayfield didn't shake his hand at the coin flip.

49ers Legend Richard Kevin Sherman once claimed Jim Harbaugh chased the Seahawks' visitors bus in his car. He was the best, we'll never see his like again.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
It came out at the NFLPA press conference today that the reason the 49ers practice field is so lovely is because they installed the sod incorrectly. They were supposed to lay down a hard plastic surface over the turf, then the sod on top of the plastic surface, but someone apparently forgot that step and they just put the sod directly down over the turf.

They’ve been working on this since December :eng99:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

a neat cape posted:

Rivers vs the Chiefs in a superbowl would have been the most lopsided superbowl in terms of my fandom ever

Rivers playing for the 49ers, though?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Grittybeard posted:

At least the playing surface the actual game will be played on might be ok this year?

Fingers crossed. Someone there seems to have a real talent for loving it up.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

That first down was his super bowl.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Bellmaker posted:

Speaking of demons:

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/49ers-...-005741563.html

This 666% has to be Jerry Jones, right?

The first among many others, I'm sure.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Congrats Lamar, too bad your coach and domestic abusive rookie failed you.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

a neat cape posted:

I'm actually stunned.

tbf it's the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Former Basketball Players.

(Gates should absolutely be in the Hall of Fame, too)

Patrick :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkLBMaAfD6A

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I cannot imagine falling to these depths if the Lions were about to play in their first ever Super Bowl.

I guarantee you people would be getting sick of Lions posts by now if they were in the game.

2 weeks of garbage media fluff stories will kill anything. Except Taylor Swift.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Arguing against things being said in your head is so much easier than listening to what other people are actually saying. It’s practically the foundation of the internet’s success, and why Twitter was so much better when it was limited to 140 characters.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Unauthorized heart attacks are a serious issue for a productive and harmonious workplace. With great thoughtfulness and effort, management supplied forms that employees can fill out to request time off for heart attacks, with at least two weeks prior notice*. The employee of note damaged the morale of his coworkers, and caused untold problems for scheduling and project throughput, all because of their selfish need to have a sudden heart attack.



*time off will be granted at management's discretion, filling out the proper form does not guarantee requested time off.

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://www.instagram.com/champagnepapi/p/C3LsP3HOHRQ/

Feeling good about the 49ers chances.

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