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Post amusing sex toys. This thread is  don't bother spoilering poo poo (I assume that's allowed? Right? Well I assume somebody will tell me if it isn't) it'll just make it tedious to look at. NO YOUR DRAGON/HORSE/DOG DILDO ISN'T INTERESTING IT'S CLICHE URMPH! Well unless it combines them in which case by all means post it.Anyway here you go https://www.etsy.com/listing/164799...s=1&cns=1&sts=1  https://www.holepunchtoys.com/  .
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Not making this star spangled red white and blue really seems like a missed opportunity.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:48
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counterfeitsaint posted:Not making this star spangled red white and blue really seems like a missed opportunity. That's what custom orders are for! Surely no good patriot could refuse such a request.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:52
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These aren't nearly big or silly enough.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:55
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Feb 5, 2024 23:57
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Duck and Cover posted:Post amusing sex toys. This thread is Take the gun, leave the cannoli
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Feb 6, 2024 00:03
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I'm not gonna post a picture of it, but that silicone foot with the pussy hole in it.
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Feb 6, 2024 00:17
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Oh, so that's how they get the cream in there
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Feb 6, 2024 00:20
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What is the dragon dildo is like comically huge. I think those are kinda funny
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Feb 6, 2024 00:22
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:What is the dragon dildo is like comically huge. I think those are kinda funny Exceptional specimens are fine.
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Feb 6, 2024 00:27
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don't have any particularly funny looking ones off hand but my favorite dildo name ever remains Falcon Manhammer
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Feb 6, 2024 00:27
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The balldo website has balls for your dick now to go along with a dick for your balls
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Feb 6, 2024 00:29
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les enfants Terrific! posted:don't have any particularly funny looking ones off hand but my favorite dildo name ever remains Falcon Manhammer I prefer the Falcon Manhammer Extreme.
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Feb 6, 2024 00:29
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great now I'm craving cannolis
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Feb 6, 2024 00:42
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 i don't really get it lol 
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Feb 6, 2024 00:42
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Lt. Cock posted:The balldo website has balls for your dick now to go along with a dick for your balls Truck nuts reduced to the logical conclusion.
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Feb 6, 2024 00:45
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lol indeed
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Feb 6, 2024 01:54
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 Glow in the Dark Jackhammer Jesus
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Feb 6, 2024 02:17
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weg posted:
There are a bunch of a different variety of these and I always giggle at them e: contribution 
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Feb 6, 2024 02:19
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Lt. Cock posted:The balldo website has balls for your dick now to go along with a dick for your balls Putting vibrating balls on your dick and then transforming your balls into a dildo so you can gently caress a cannoli.
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Feb 6, 2024 03:07
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you could put a dick on your balls and then put balls on that dick meanwhile you could put balls on your dick then put a balldo on those balls and so on and so on ad infinitum
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Feb 6, 2024 03:17
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Feb 6, 2024 03:46
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  drat imagine being so lovely at eating pussy your wife hires a witch to fix you.
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Feb 6, 2024 03:54
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They should send a dowsing rod to find the clit
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Feb 6, 2024 04:04
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It's just dicks and balls all the way down
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Feb 6, 2024 04:09
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the clitoris looks too much like a penis so its off limits
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Feb 6, 2024 04:12
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Lt. Cock posted:The balldo website has balls for your dick now to go along with a dick for your balls I'm starting to think these Balldo people might just be CBT fetishists.
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Feb 6, 2024 05:55
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ran into this at a party awhile back. seems like it might be up your alley, OP
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Feb 6, 2024 06:29
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Worf posted:the clitoris looks too much like a penis so its off limits this is like the arrow in the fedex logo but worse? what have you done to me???
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Lt. Cock posted:you could put a dick on your balls and then put balls on that dick meanwhile you could put balls on your dick then put a balldo on those balls thats hard
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Feb 6, 2024 08:25
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flubber nuts posted:this is like the arrow in the fedex logo but worse? what have you done to me??? Bro, penises are just oversized clits. The layout for all humans is essentially female until a certain point in gestation, during which it pivots one way or another. Don't be a little binch.
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Feb 6, 2024 08:32
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"Find the clit" has always mystified me. I actually haven't been with that many women. Maybe a dozen in my entire life. But not one of them had a "hard to find" clitoris 
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Feb 6, 2024 08:42
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yea i just remember to look for the small penis and its always there
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Feb 6, 2024 08:50
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credburn posted:"Find the clit" has always mystified me. Yeah same. Maybe the confusion is women don’t love it when you grip and rip it like starting a lawn mower and this confuses the poor chap.
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Feb 6, 2024 08:51
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Worf posted:yea i just remember to look for the small penis and its always there turn your monitor on
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Feb 6, 2024 08:58
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ok now what
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Feb 6, 2024 08:59
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I dunno I've just seen other people think it's funny when people post that.
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Feb 6, 2024 09:01
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 Taking the foot fetish to its logical extreme bossy lady posted:I'm not gonna post a picture of it, but that silicone foot with the pussy hole in it. You coward Archer666 fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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Feb 6, 2024 09:03
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GONNA STUFF THAT CANNOLO IN THAT FOOT
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The carrot is cute tho...
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