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Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

That foot is some god dam serial killer poo poo.

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

do they have any wehre the feet are hairy like a dwarf's would be?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Worf posted:

ok



now what

That cannoli maker also has chocolate donut cock rings.

Cartoon Violence
Oct 30, 2012

Stop being such goons, you CLODS!

Worf posted:

do they have any wehre the feet are hairy like a dwarf's would be?

Let those dworfs be, Worf!

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

credburn posted:

"Find the clit" has always mystified me.

I actually haven't been with that many women. Maybe a dozen in my entire life. But not one of them had a "hard to find" clitoris :confused:

I lost my clit
329-3228
P.s I’ll find my clit
Who took my clit

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

if the glove dont fit u must aclit

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

DicktheCat posted:

Bro, penises are just oversized clits.

The layout for all humans is essentially female until a certain point in gestation, during which it pivots one way or another.

Don't be a little binch.
So are you saying that all people are trans?

Also, I saw a porn video where some chick out a flashlight insert in to her vajayjay and then some dude hosed the insert.

It was interesting to watch for scientific reasons, but I didn't get off.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

wesleywillis posted:

but I didn't get off.

dont worry neither did she

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

TrashMammal posted:

ran into this at a party awhile back. seems like it might be up your alley, OP


This is clearly a light fixture and not a sex toy. :colbert:

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

This is clearly a light fixture and not a sex toy. :colbert:

Why can't it be both?

Blackmore
Dec 28, 2012

Catch the Rainbow




in my restless dreams I see the Satisfyer Penguin

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

This is clearly a light fixture and not a sex toy. :colbert:

you see that big red motor up on the top right? :heysexy:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Well there you go. A turd dildo.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

nibbed for your pleasure

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Welp

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



Well there you go. A turd dildo.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!



tasty turdicken

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
New username and av for anyone who wants it:

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I think it's kind of rude posting something someone may be interested in and fail to provide a link. Like sure I can run an image search and look for it but I mean maybe I don't want to maybe the journey isn't fun maybe I just want the destination.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Duck and Cover posted:

I think it's kind of rude posting something someone may be interested in and fail to provide a link. Like sure I can run an image search and look for it but I mean maybe I don't want to maybe the journey isn't fun maybe I just want the destination.

If you want the poo poo dildo enough you’ll find it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

If you want the poo poo dildo enough you’ll find it.

You could give yourself a fake Alaskan pipeline.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
I saw one once on the internet that looked like a steampunk ray gun, but it was a vibrator

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

If you want the poo poo dildo enough you’ll find it.

Maybe but there's a whole lot of corn dildos out there and even a poo poo one without corn.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Worf posted:



tasty turdicken

mods please ban

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I really should buy a cannolo pistachio.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Duck and Cover posted:

I really should buy a cannolo pistachio.

Chocolate chip, please

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



Well there you go. A turd dildo.

If anyone tried to show me this on the streets I'd just...sit down and ask myself why. WHY?!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007



https://sanhuiofficial.com/sanhui-silicone-sex-cup.html

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Ok officer give me my new bracelets.

But you have to understand there's someone with a corn turd dildo around the corner.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I know it's not admissible in court but it's true!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Treecko posted:

I know it's not admissible in court but it's true!

Is it? I'm not completely convinced that it's real.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



Well there you go. A turd dildo.

A missed opportunity to call it SHITCOCK

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
isnt there a mini torso that has tits and a vagina and then also has another pussy in the neck stump?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Non Compos Mentis posted:

isnt there a mini torso that has tits and a vagina and then also has another pussy in the neck stump?

the 45th president of the united states?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

blight rhino posted:



i don't really get it


lol



owns

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jizz indeed

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Worf posted:

do they have any wehre the feet are hairy like a dwarf's would be?

must gently caress feetses like hobbitses

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Rookoo
Jul 24, 2007

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