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Duck and Cover posted:Post amusing sex toys. This thread is You made me check. Baddragon absolutely has an "equinine," but that's still less weird than the fuckable sandworm:  But more importantly, they appear to have their take on the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu  quote:GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep here in the Bad Dragon lair, Where our legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!
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don't bother spoilering poo poo (I assume that's allowed? Right? Well I assume somebody will tell me if it isn't) it'll just make it tedious to look at. NO YOUR DRAGON/HORSE/DOG DILDO ISN'T INTERESTING IT'S CLICHE URMPH! Well unless it combines them in which case by all means post it.
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first thing itt thats made me burst out laughing
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TIP posted:the 45th president of the united states? 
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text unnecessary, in fact i think this thing should be posted contextlessly for eternity
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Blue Footed Booby posted:
this costs $48,000 in star citizen
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That's not that weird. Right? 
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i smell a photoshop contest at least i hope thats what that smell is
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dreezy posted:i smell a photoshop contest can’t do that it’d be illegal in north carolina
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Blue Footed Booby posted:You made me check. Baddragon absolutely has an "equinine," but that's still less weird than the fuckable sandworm: See? This is why I shouldn't look in this thread. RIP Dave, not sure if North Carolina ever gave you the OG cuttlefish back, but your spirit carries on. No I won't be buying one, doesn't even look close.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:You made me check. Baddragon absolutely has an "equinine," but that's still less weird than the fuckable sandworm: Shai Hulud has hosed a big one
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Blue Footed Booby posted:But more importantly, they appear to have their take on the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:But more importantly, they appear to have their take on the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu lol this made me flash back to the scene in phallus in wonderland when oderus gets the poo poo kicked out of him and his dick ripped off
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MrQwerty posted:lol this made me flash back to the scene in phallus in wonderland when oderus gets the poo poo kicked out of him and his dick ripped off You have some exquisite taste in cinema.
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Somehow worse than the poopdick
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Jestery posted:Somehow worse than the poopdick Uncanny valley in sex toy form.
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I mean the poopdick just looks like a fortnite creation,but the mouthsock looks like something out of antiviral
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now imagine mouthsock going down on poopdick
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https://youtu.be/_ZpVSgclw2M?si=z2w2Mq4TfpDDvAIe
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:now imagine mouthsock going down on poopdick Just gimme a sixer right now in Horny Jail please.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Amusing sex toys: imagine mouthsock going down on poopdick
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Poopdick seems like a horrible investment, you stick it in your rear end and when you rinse it off you aren't really sure if you got all the poo off it.
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Grey Cat posted:Poopdick seems like a horrible investment, you stick it in your rear end and when you rinse it off you aren't really sure if you got all the poo off it. Thats why you taste it after.
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Grey Cat posted:Poopdick seems like a horrible investment, you stick it in your rear end and when you rinse it off you aren't really sure if you got all the poo off it. There's a kernel of truth in there
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Grey Cat posted:Poopdick seems like a horrible investment, you stick it in your rear end and when you rinse it off you aren't really sure if you got all the poo off it. Gotta taste it to know for sure.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Gotta taste it to know for sure. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7447000/ So you could have something free of bacteria/viruses and yet still smell. Now if something is still stinky is it really clean? Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Feb 17, 2024 |
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 Buzz, there’s a snake in my puss
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an existence where sex aint a crime
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Snowy posted:There's a kernel of
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Treecko posted:If anyone tried to show me this on the streets I'd just...sit down and ask myself why. WHY?! "Shitdick" is an outdated gay slur. I don't know if I'd put it inside me, but I might [gag] gift it to the friend who knows where all the best underwear parties are. EDIT: Gag gift. Peace and love to my underwear party hookup. The Modern Leper fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Feb 23, 2024 |
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thats unfortunate that its a gay slur considering you can get poop on your dick from womens butts too
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Worf posted:thats unfortunate that its a gay slur considering you can get poop on your dick from womens butts too No you can't, women don't poop.
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