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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Grey Cat posted:

No you can't, women don't poop.

this is an inclusive forum

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Grey Cat posted:

No you can't, women don't poop.

this is a biological impossibility. the poo has to go somewhere. where does the poo go? im sick of the lies. ill find out where the poo goes if its the last thing i ever do.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Youre never more than 1,5 meters away from a woman poop

When you see a woman poop there's 100 you don't see

You eat 8 woman poops in your lifetime

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Icochet posted:

You eat 8 woman poops in your lifetime

Amateur numbers

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Worf posted:

this is an inclusive forum

Doesn't matter biological or not, the moment you dawn the woman tag you're let in on an ancient and dark secret.

flubber nuts posted:

this is a biological impossibility. the poo has to go somewhere. where does the poo go? im sick of the lies. ill find out where the poo goes if its the last thing i ever do.

You'll never find the secret cavern.
Oh no, I've said too much.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Grey Cat posted:

No you can't, women don't poop.

Yes you can and yes they do.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Pull up thread.... pull out?
https://www.love-smiths.com/product-page/lilith-universal-masturbator-for-boobjob


Love Smiths also has gnome dildos.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Feb 23, 2024

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Grey Cat posted:

Doesn't matter biological or not, the moment you dawn the woman tag you're let in on an ancient and dark secret.


i meant included in pooping

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Worf posted:

i meant included in pooping

If someone wants to be included in pooping that's their right. Just as I choose to abstain from pooping.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

also all poop is biological

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


This is why I choose to be a synthetic lifeform.
None of this waste stuff, just good ol fashion oil changes.

Now have a robotic penis.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I know I said not to spoiler poo poo but I deem this thing creepy. The Thotter by https://www.kobold-creations.com/product-page

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Feb 29, 2024

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Duck and Cover posted:

I know I said not to spoiler poo poo but I deem this thing creepy. The Thotter by https://www.kobold-creations.com/product-page


:shittypop:

lol, thotter.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007



I saw this on reddit is this any of you? The two leftmost have been posted.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Duck and Cover posted:



I saw this on reddit is this any of you? The two leftmost have been posted.

The brand, maybe.
The taste, definitely not.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

The brand, maybe.
The taste, definitely not.

I understand I prefer a more modern style.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Okay which of you fuckers is working with GWAR????



Saw them last night and the show was incredible btw

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Okay which of you fuckers is working with GWAR????



Saw them last night and the show was incredible btw

quote:

Cuttlefish of Cthulhu
Pucker up people! The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult Toy!

GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep here in the Bad Dragon lair, Where our legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!

The original Cuttlefish was slightly larger and every bit as appetizing as a burrito from the Mission District in San Francisco, but this model comes in a wide range of sizes from Small through Extra Large. No matter the size, every one of these gems is larger than life itself, much like GWAR!! The signature model even glows in the dark and each Cuttlefish features a BD/GWAR logo on the brainy base! Bad Dragon has a limited quantity of these abominations available now, and they’re dropping into our Inventory section on 11/11/22 only, like heads into a basket.

Bohabs! Grab your very own Phallus in Wonderland while you can!

https://gwar.net/products/the-cuttlefish-of-cthulu-toy

I thought it was just some graphic designer using it but no it goes deeper.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Duck and Cover posted:

https://gwar.net/products/the-cuttlefish-of-cthulu-toy

I thought it was just some graphic designer using it but no it goes deeper.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
What's that tour schedule?

Canada, except stopping on the west side of Michigan to Canada some more?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Grey Cat posted:

The brand, maybe.
The taste, definitely not.
:hmmyes:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


lol sorry, had to share the video clip they have there. Glow in the dark nipples

https://i.imgur.com/UjCI6p0.mp4

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
I mean, that's cool as hell until I remember that some dork is gonna gently caress it.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Years ago saw a confusing sex product that was just a small rubber boob that you were supposed to stick under your desk. In case you needed to secretly honk a boob while at work I guess? It had a name like “lovely feeler” and had a generic photo of an attractive woman on the packaging. I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Scrotum Modem posted:

Glow in the dark nipples

Wait. Do you not?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Ralph Hurley posted:

Years ago saw a confusing sex product that was just a small rubber boob that you were supposed to stick under your desk. In case you needed to secretly honk a boob while at work I guess? It had a name like “lovely feeler” and had a generic photo of an attractive woman on the packaging. I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not.

They make sqeezy boobs still, basically risqué stress balls.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

There are a bunch of a different variety of these and I always giggle at them

e: contribution



this poo poo should be in some horror movie. like the main character walks into the basement, and there's a million of these things in a circle.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Duck and Cover posted:

I know I said not to spoiler poo poo but I deem this thing creepy. The Thotter by https://www.kobold-creations.com/product-page


amazing they killed that one on imgur but all the dragon dildoes are a-okay

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

amazing they killed that one on imgur but all the dragon dildoes are a-okay

I too dream of a society where we can post thotters!

https://mouldforged.myshopify.com/products/gobknob-flops-and-premades


Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Anyone interested in a Humpca (Girl Orca)?
https://flurb.me/product/humpca/

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
2024 is a hell of a year for sex havers.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

nah, i prefer a more masculine whale

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Duck and Cover posted:

Anyone interested in a Humpca (Girl Orca)?
https://flurb.me/product/humpca/



They missed an opportunity to have the spunk come out of the blowhole.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Tarkus posted:

They missed an opportunity to have the spunk come out of the blowhole.

:mmmhmm:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Tarkus posted:

They missed an opportunity to have the spunk come out of the blowhole.

similar to your mom, that whale dont spit

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

jk its a porpoise

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

is it life size?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Scrotum Modem posted:

lol sorry, had to share the video clip they have there. Glow in the dark nipples

https://i.imgur.com/UjCI6p0.mp4

Anne Whateley posted:

If you get the kind with silicone nipples, you just have to give it a little wiggle rarely instead of messing around with toothpicks

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ngl those demon tits dont really make me horny

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