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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Worf posted:

ngl those demon tits dont really make me horny

Yeah I get it more a fan of the mushroom gnome dildo?

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I can't speak for everyone but I'm sure many of us would love to gently caress VLC.
https://phreak.club/collections/novelty-dildos/products/traffic-cone-2

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Duck and Cover posted:

I can't speak for everyone but I'm sure many of us would love to gently caress VLC.
https://phreak.club/collections/novelty-dildos/products/traffic-cone-2



I posted about these pretty recently.

Would.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

This thread should commission its own sex toy.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




Duck and Cover posted:

This thread should commission its own sex toy.

Isn't that how we ended up with the elf dick?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Commodore_64 posted:

Isn't that how we ended up with the elf dick?

Exactly. Therefore:

Duck and Cover posted:

This thread should commission its own sex toy.

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


Duck and Cover posted:

I can't speak for everyone but I'm sure many of us would love to gently caress VLC.
https://phreak.club/collections/novelty-dildos/products/traffic-cone-2



The Cone Bros could really use something like that.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

Want to see Jackie Chan use these as nunchucks.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

A dick that can have a dick stuck into it and yet is firm enough to be able to be used as a dildo. Two toys for the price of one! Wait docking is a thing that's probably already been done right? Wait no that has definitely been done, they make extension sleeves.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



:hmmyes:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYbnB5toqRI&t=21s

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Mr Hands

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Duck and Cover posted:

I can't speak for everyone but I'm sure many of us would love to gently caress VLC.
https://phreak.club/collections/novelty-dildos/products/traffic-cone-2



This is why we keep the MUTCD behind the counter.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Worf posted:

ngl those demon tits dont really make me horny

The problem is, which demons in media are purple? If they're not Satanic Red, they have the same skin tone as you or me.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Nothing more romantic than a big rubber fist.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Duck and Cover posted:

I can't speak for everyone but I'm sure many of us would love to gently caress VLC.
https://phreak.club/collections/novelty-dildos/products/traffic-cone-2



Makes sense VLC would be the first media player you can install in humans.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


I get that you want it to pop on the shelf but do you really need that much packaging?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Edward Mass posted:

The problem is, which demons in media are purple? If they're not Satanic Red, they have the same skin tone as you or me.

The succubi from Dragon Age, a bunch of the slaanesh demons, several SMT evil type critters. Jasper from Dragon Quest.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Edward Mass posted:

The problem is, which demons in media are purple? If they're not Satanic Red, they have the same skin tone as you or me.

I think they’re supposed to be sarah kerrigan from starcraft

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Ziv Zulander posted:

I think they’re supposed to be sarah kerrigan from starcraft

With the name Lilith, I'm thinking HR Geiger:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/vB73iuG.jpeg
https://arthive.com/hansruedigiger/works/321957~Lilith:nws:

On the other hand, Kerringan is pretty much a direct ripoff of Geiger, so you're definitely on the right track.

Ogma
Jun 6, 2003

Let the festivities commence!
Dang, Blizzard got so unpopular that people don't even recognize their promotional items. https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Lilith

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Ogma posted:

Dang, Blizzard got so unpopular that people don't even recognize their promotional items. https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Lilith

wow that’s a lot of words for a push button, collect treasure game

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Scrotum Modem posted:

lol sorry, had to share the video clip they have there. Glow in the dark nipples

https://i.imgur.com/UjCI6p0.mp4

Just imagining total darkness and the only light being these fuckers bouncing around lol

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007



https://www.etsy.com/listing/162964...me_feat_2&sts=1

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




Gokupants... dick

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

show me a namekian one.

Namekians don't have penises!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


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cauliflower_lemon
Jan 30, 2007
I have to

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Dec 30, 2016

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
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Lipstick Apathy

Cowslips Warren posted:

show me a namekian one.

Namekians don't have penises!

the balls are inert

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde


DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


I fell asleep reading the thread and this horror greeted me upon unlocking my phone today.

I'm awake now.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Please DO NOT stick 3d printed plastic into orifices, that isn't hygienic or safe.
DO use 3d printed grimaces to make silicon moulds to make things to stick into your orifices.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
poop isn't hygenic or food-safe either but that goes through my butt just fine :shrug:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


That's pretty different but if you want a bunch of porous plastic in your rear end in a top hat go ahead.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Just put a condom on it. No biggie.

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