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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I spent some more time in the BK test kitchen, and I have some other pitches:


Not an octopus fan? How about a classic Sardine 'n' Pasta Whopper


Why sit around outside in the summer heat, when you can stay in and enjoy a Cookout Whopper



And after you finish up your meal, why not treat yourself to a delicious Dessert Whopper

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



One for the kids

Ants On A Log Whopper (peanut butter not included)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I got midway through refining an aged long pork barbecue whopper and the main ingredient stopped working :tinfoil:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zybourne Clock posted:

I'm geoblocked. Somebody please make a geoduck and ranch dressing burger.



:distonk:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This is somehow the most terrifying one, never mind all the skulls, eyeballs, and eldritch horrors

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Devils Affricate posted:

The grill burger

But that's every one at Burger King!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Just sitting there, building up the auto-reject script

Lard....reject
Sardines....reject
Fondant Spongebob....IP blacklisted

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I have to say, when I first saw the burger creator, if you'd asked me if it would eventually led to me seeing some type of Shrek Buddha, I would've answered incorrectly

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:sigh:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Merry Christmas, everyone 🙏:kiddo:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I may have failed at making a Mario diorama, but I did create a new power up

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I can't stop laughing at this one. All classical art would be improved if the subjects had inexplicably smug yet derpy faces

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Please consult a physician if your burger contains more than six canned hitlermeats

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



covidstomper58 posted:

Hello old friend.


I have to know more about this massterpiece

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



XYZAB posted:



bubblegum
eggs
pepto bismol
tin cans
shoe rubber
fish skins
himalayan rock salt
despair

himalayan rock salt
himalayan rock salt
himalayan rock salt
himalayan rock salt
himalayan rock salt
cherry piping
bubblegum
jellied eels


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



super sweet best pal posted:

It's perfect.

fireman cake
fireman cake
fireman cake
concorde cake
new york cake

Could someone with entries left make an ad for this one before they block the prompts?

https://i.imgur.com/Bwf491H.mp4
:five::f5h::fireman:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Gotta preserve those delicious creations somewhere outside the BK servers!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Burgina dentata

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Guess you've gotta do like my folks did with cheese slices back when I was a kid, and smuggle it into the restaurant

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



super sweet best pal posted:

Cumburger!

3x clotted cream

I admire the effort, but I worry that the caviar(?) may muddle the clarity of a good cum layer

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Harry_Potato posted:

I though, the only thing better than onions is baked potatos so I put a lot of them on my whopper.

https://i.imgur.com/ko2wfAu.mp4

Um...we're gonna need to check the shelf date on those taters

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