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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > what's on your whopper?
 
AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 Lol @ the various burgers

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Aishlinn posted:



CAROLINA REAPERS
GHOST PEPPERS
JALAPENOS
HABANEROS
SCOTCH BONNET PEPPERS
LIME WEDGE
HOT SAUCE
HOTTER SAUCE


i've been having a field day with finding out horrible stuff you can get it to accept.

So far:
Floor meat
Leftovers
Pizzles

"BEES AND WAX" though testing seems to indicate it generates the same thing as "BEESWAX"

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Grey Cat posted:



gold fish
gold fish
gold fish
gold fish
gold fish
gold fish
gold fish
gold fish

lmbo

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 it didn't generate anything interesting but

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

dee eight posted:

it wouldn't let me add codeine or despair :mad:
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 CREAM FILLED LONG JOHN
LAZIJI
PEPTO BISMOL
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

super sweet best pal posted:

Prepare the sacrifice. Raise the ritual whopper aloft!



badass

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

nice obelisk idiot posted:

osama bin fondant

isis diorama fondant


Lmfao

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 I can go through and replace the burger king hosted ones with imgur ones for the outside us crowd

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 Ok all the BK hosted ones should be replaced with imgur now for the EU etc except the quotes which I'll fix at some point soon™️. At least one was already deleted by bk and I don't have them saved, left the links as is for those

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DicktheCat posted:

Nothing, Op, because I've discovered that I only actually liked cheeseburgers and my body has betrayed me regarding dairy.

But even if I could, also nothing because BK is bad.

the pure 2024 goon.

thank you everyone for your contributions, this has been a great thread. and in to the goldmine it goes

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