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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > what's on your whopper?
 
Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021



I'm counting that million already. Don't bother entering.

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 CANDY CORN
EGGPLANT
ARUGULA
BLUEBERRIES
RED BELL PEPPER
SOUSE
CANDY CORN



Head Cheese and Tripe are no-go but souse is ok. FYI

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 It looks like the bun is blowing chunks.




TARTAR SAUCE
POTATO SALAD
POTATO SALAD
POTATO SALAD
EGGPLANT
BLUEBERRIES
PURPLE PEEPS

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

numberoneposter posted:

I'm geo blocked someone make me a buffalo wing burger with carrots and celery and blue cheese.

I had to add jalapenos to avoid the crappy lettuce it adds to those that are not green enough.



CARROTS
CELERY
BLUE CHEESE CRUMBLES
BUFFALO CHICKEN
JALAPENOS

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 Double. Sorry.

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

STINKING BISHOP
HOT DOGS
PIZZA ROLLS

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 It's just missing the fingers and a ring.


STIR FRIED ASPARAGUS
STIR FRIED ASPARAGUS
STIR FRIED ASPARAGUS

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 I call this one the crusted turd whopper


popcorn and steel cut oats actually.

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 Edible Underwear is not an acceptable topping, FYI.

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 Disappointed but not entirely.



WHIPPED BUTTER
DEEP FRIED PEEPS
SALT CRUSTED BASS

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 Two words for you.

Pork Aspic

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 My Nine Inch Nails Whopper

Bun like a hole, gross as my soul.
I'd rather die than stick it in my pie hole..



PORK ASPIC
PORK ASPIC
BEEF ASPIC
CHICKEN ASPIC
GOAT ASPIC
GRAPPLE

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

MERINGUE
MERINGUE
CLOTTED CREAM
CLOTTED CREAM
CREAM CHEESE
CREAM CHEESE
POLISH SAUSAGE

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Aware posted:

Onions. Nothing but crispy raw white onions and a bit of that red whopper sauce.. Someone good with photopea make my reality a reality.

I though, the only thing better than onions is baked potatos so I put a lot of them on my whopper.

https://i.imgur.com/ko2wfAu.mp4

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
 I love it! I will take one in a non carnal way.

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

CannonFodder posted:

I tried to make one with smaller self contained foods.

Ravioli
Dumplings
Egg Roll
Spring Roll
Tamale
Samosa



Not even close.

Also it would not take pierogi or shumai or gyoza or poptart

I'm still puzzling out how it turned baked potatoes into Arby's roast beef and caviar. It's like they have a Richard Pryor from Superman II emulator randomly modifying ingredients.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > what's on your whopper?