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Das Boo posted:When I wasn't with a guy, creepo men kept approaching me. Did not like. I didn't like it either when I was a kid
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If I was in Vegas it'd be sick as gently caress and I'd like drive a lambo and poo poo and be all like mr high roller and go down that big slide and poo poo. it'd be fucjing sick as gently caress
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Literally A Person posted:If I was in Vegas it'd be sick as gently caress and I'd like drive a lambo and poo poo and be all like mr high roller and go down that big slide and poo poo. it'd be fucjing sick as gently caress yeah, thats what the only lady who I talked to in Las Vegas told me too
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Feb 8, 2024 06:44
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:yeah, thats what the only lady who I talked to in Las Vegas told me too It wasn't her. it was her friend. I was also very drunk
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kntfkr posted:what kind of god would conceive of such an abomination He pays big money and travels hundreds of miles for that haircut
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I met a guy who grew up in Las Vegas and he said he would strike up conversations with random people on a bus to work/school to see how much weridos he meets. I don't remember most of it but one guy told him he drinks blood. Like get some pig blood from a butcher and drink it.
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Feb 8, 2024 08:25
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I liked that James Bond movie where an elephant pulled the handle on a slot machine and hit the jackpot and there was a reaction shot of the elephant trumpeting all like "holy poo poo I won!"
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Feb 8, 2024 08:34
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Sekenr posted:I met a guy who grew up in Las Vegas and he said he would strike up conversations with random people on a bus to work/school to see how much weridos he meets. I don't remember most of it but one guy told him he drinks blood. Like get some pig blood from a butcher and drink it. Sounds like something someone would tell a dumbass to see just what they'd believe
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Feb 8, 2024 12:05
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I do my gambling on cruise ships, so I can make my money back at the buffet table and by eating hundreds of Guy Fieri cheeseburgers.
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Feb 8, 2024 12:12
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Support your local sex workers and drug dealers
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Feb 8, 2024 13:02
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It's the sound. I feel I've been infused by it.
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Feb 8, 2024 13:04
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would a coward smoke a cigarette inside?
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Feb 8, 2024 13:20
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Yeah probably
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Vegas does suck, but it has its moments. Like when we have low cloud cover and the sky lights up like a scene from Ghostbusters. https://i.imgur.com/TbTMDcS.mp4 Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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Nooner posted:IMMA PUT IT ALL ON BLACK!!!!!!! I say as im slurring my words and making the black dealer extremely uncomfortable
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syntaxfunction posted:I also know Boston as the place with donuts and that accent, plus a lot of cops. New York City is murders but also bagels. Seattle is heroin and psychiatrists. Nashville is country music and hotdogs. Austin is F-150s and flags. ...hot dogs?
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Feb 10, 2024 09:24
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if i was in vegas i’d do what i always do there and go to slot car city
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Sekenr posted:I met a guy who grew up in Las Vegas and he said he would strike up conversations with random people on a bus to work/school to see how much weridos he meets. I don't remember most of it but one guy told him he drinks blood. Like get some pig blood from a butcher and drink it. That was part of the story of Porkin' Across America. It quickly became one of the least of his problems.
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Do slot cars actually take skill or is it just hold the button down. Like do you have to let up on corners
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Milo and POTUS posted:Do slot cars actually take skill or is it just hold the button down. Like do you have to let up on corners they fly off the track pretty easily
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I forgot slot cars were even a thing, I used to do that with my dad when I was a kid.
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I stayed at Caesars a while back and it was weird how it was both simultaneously expensive/fancy but also tacky and cheap at the same time The best way I can describe it is they have a great pool and lovely cabanas but you have to pay to sit in them. Also I accidentally walked into the end table in my room while blackout drunk and found a bunch of discarded pills underneath it I just sorta didn't get it, I was there on work and the idea of paying to go there made me feel just gross
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syntaxfunction posted:I'm not American so what I know about Las Vegas is it's the place everyone goes to just to do horrible poo poo like cheat on your partner, or do drugs and rob someone, or illegal sex poo poo or whatever, plus gambling addicts. Also that apparently everyone in America who isn't a teetotaling fundie loves and is obsessed with it (they go to Salt Lake City instead). Actually everyone goes because of the idea of cheating on your partner, doing drugs, crazy illegal poo poo, etc. Maybe <1% of people actually do any of that. Vegas priced itself out of the middle class debauchery set a looooooooong time ago MrQwerty posted:Lol Mark Davis is a skin suit that Al Davis wears
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I worked for a cool startup way back when and they took the whole company plus one to Vegas for 3 days which was pretty freaking cool, at the Hard Rock Hotel. And two things happened I'd never expect in Vegas: It snowed. And then at like 4AM Saturday morning, the city lost power, and it was out for a while. Super weird to walk down to the silent, dark casino floor. That's my Vegas story. Oh, I also was waiting to play poker and absent mindedly played nickel slots and won, like 50 dollars, in nickels. You know how much that weighs? They wouldn't change it to dollars, but did give me a bag. Which I then gave to some guy on the street, I ain't carrying around 50 dollars in nickels!
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:there's some of the best rock climbing in the united states nearby. well anyway, see ya op That’s right. Rent some pads and boulder in Red Rocks all day and then go see a show or get Asian food somewhere off the trip. Congratulations you’ve had a good Vegas vacation.
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Mons Hubris posted:That’s right. Rent some pads and boulder in Red Rocks all day and then go see a show or get Asian food somewhere off the trip. Congratulations you’ve had a good Vegas vacation. Eh. Go see the Hoover Dam, the Atomic Museum, and Meow Wolf. There's plenty of cool stuff in Vegas, but you have to sift through a lot of chaff to find the wheat.
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Feb 10, 2024 15:13
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I'd rather spend my money on food or relaxation. Gambling has never been my thing, and neither crowds. Give me peace and quiet, hooligans! 
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No he loving isn't, senile and dying Al Davis had more football IQ in the rotten poo poo they were cutting off his face than Mark has in his entire dipshit brain, and that's not even in question.
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MrQwerty posted:No he loving isn't, senile and dying Al Davis had more football IQ in the rotten poo poo they were cutting off his face than Mark has in his entire dipshit brain, and that's not even in question. 
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Feb 10, 2024 16:36
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tbh i can see the value of having a goofy haircut as a rich person because it's probably satisfying to punish people who can't keep a straight face
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Shooting Blanks posted:Eh. Go see the Hoover Dam, the Atomic Museum, and Meow Wolf. There's plenty of cool stuff in Vegas, but you have to sift through a lot of chaff to find the wheat. nah, meow wolf is really lovely to their workers. avoid that one like the plague unless you feel like handing your cash directly over to the worst kind of people from burning man so they can use it to fund their drug party adventures and abuse their employees
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Feb 10, 2024 17:19
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The pinball hall of fame is pretty cool, you can even get there by bus from the strip. Bring quarters.
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Las Vegas residents have more experience in being morally grey. I rely on that experience when I am trying to play blackjack whilst riding a prostitute that is wearing a saddle while I wear a 10gallon hat and smoke a Cuban cigar. gently caress outta here with this next town over poo poo.
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I've never been to Vegas but my friend lived there for 4 years and told me the only good things in the whole city are the Museum of Neon and some big empty lot somewhere that lets you pay $20 to get behind the wheel of a dump truck and do donuts on your lunch break.
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I've been to a couple of bachelor party weekends in Vegas; pretty fun. Lots to do; plenty of ways to spend money. One guy that would be in the wedding party was particularly out of control. It was very similar to the movie The Hangover. He kept getting lost; as in "where the heck did he go?" We went to a "gentleman's club" (extra costly strip bar) and when we were leaving we couldn't find him. We asked the staff if they'd seen him, if he was in one of the back rooms ("private dancers", basically a lap dance and a handy), and we had no idea where he'd gone. So we figured he gotten a taxi by himself and we left. The next morning we're at the buffet breakfast and he walks in looking like utter poo poo. Completely disheveled, looking like he slept in a gutter (he had). "I have no money". This dude had a decent job... He had spent thousands; and I'm talking something like $10,000, in savings, credit cards, and checking just on a private dancer all night long. Most of us were all, "poo poo dude, I would have given you a handy for $500." We scraped together a few bucks so he could hang out in the arcade and hotel rooms while the rest of us went gambling. We're sitting at a blackjack table later on and he comes walking in, poo poo-face wasted (we had alcohol and drugs in the hotel rooms) and he has a dog on a leash. "Holy poo poo dude! Why and where did you get a dog?" "It was by itself outside, tied to a lamppost... It was lonely..." "Uuuhhhhh, dude, you stole a dog, and you can't have a dog in a casino..." Sure enough in about 20 seconds an employee is telling us that dogs are not allowed. Another guy and I took him outside and identified the lamp post and tied the dog back to it. I realize it's a lovely way to treat a dog, but wtf were we to do? We told the concierge what had happened and if anyone came asking about their missing dog that it was back where it was left. Some people have control issues I realize, but this guy was entirely not suited for self restraint in a place like Vegas. Otherwise it was a really fun weekend!
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I've been to Vegas twice in my life, once because my partner wanted to vacation on the strip and once to help my friend clear out his parent's old house The first time I had two dudes in Master Chief costumes try to take pictures with me against my will and then got upset that I didn't want to give them money. The second time, I moved furniture for three days then had the absolute worst knafeh of my life at some lovely overpriced restaurant It's an alright place I guess
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I shouldnt admit this but I would probably day trip out to goodsprings just to check out the fallout saloon. Also I think theres supposed to be a pretty good tiki bar at the north end of the strip
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New Orleans is so much better, and so are the people and the music and the food. Vegas is that desperate uncle constantly cooking up a new scam to pull his life out of a nosedive. New Orleans is that fun high-school buddy who's a happy drunk. But they hate the tourists because they just show up to piss and jiz and throw up on everything. Don't act like a tourist and you're in for a great time, and you probably won't get stabbed.
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I'm going to Vegas for an event and I just hope it doesn't suck tbh
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I live in Vegas, but I rarely leave my immediate neighborhood. I live at an intersection that has almost all the businesses, retail and food that some towns have total. It's made me lazy, but happy.
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