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told that I am funny. I think I am but lots of other people don't agree
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Feb 10, 2024 02:08
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This thread
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Feb 10, 2024 02:12
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N. Senada posted:I am forced to prepare all meat well done My dad is immunocompromised and he eats rare meat, maybe that one's more of a suggestion. I find it unjust that I cannot eat nutella without potentially going into anaphylactic shock. Now, I'm not saying it should be done, just that killing everyone who can eat hazelnuts and giving us their money would go a long way as recompense for the centuries of injustice we have been forced to endure by you people. edit: this is neither here nor there, but at our secret meetings, us allergic people use "nut gobbler" as a slur for non-allergics. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Feb 10, 2024 |
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Feb 10, 2024 02:13
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I was fairly elected a GBS moderator in 2023, yet not awarded a star. Despite this I have persevered, and I'm excited to announce 2024 will be the best year for GBS and the Smuggalos yet!
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Feb 10, 2024 02:18
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The kids are playing *my* video games! 
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Feb 10, 2024 02:19
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My dad is immunocompromised and he eats rare meat, maybe that one's more of a suggestion. you know that you can just ignore this idiot
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Feb 10, 2024 02:19
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Genitals mutilated as a baby
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Feb 10, 2024 02:19
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you know that you can just ignore this idiot meanie. 
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Feb 10, 2024 02:21
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Mr.Acula posted:Genitals mutilated as a baby I also got circumcised, my dick works fine, what's your problem
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Feb 10, 2024 02:21
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smash the state
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Feb 10, 2024 02:23
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Nigmaetcetera posted:meanie. you like it
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Feb 10, 2024 02:24
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Mrs. Idgits
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Feb 10, 2024 02:30
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Everytime I have to read a bad post I think the world would be better if the post didn't disgrace my eyes with its presence.
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Feb 10, 2024 02:33
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Grey Cat posted:Everytime I have to read a bad post I think the world would be better if the post didn't disgrace my eyes with its presence. I am sorry about your eyes
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Feb 10, 2024 02:35
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wish I could fix it, but I am going to continue to post dumb poo poo. If you go blind I know someone who does American sign language. Hope that helps
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Feb 10, 2024 02:38
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My dad is immunocompromised and he eats rare meat, maybe that one's more of a suggestion. imagine getting bullied by a nut lmao
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Feb 10, 2024 02:45
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Linux Pirate posted:imagine getting bullied by a nut lmao I don't think it's fair to refer to mumpy puffinz that way.
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Feb 10, 2024 02:48
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't think it's fair to refer to mumpy puffinz that way. Yeah! Hey, wait
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Feb 10, 2024 02:50
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having to do everything all the time is really annoying. i only want to do some of the stuff sometimes. let my people go.
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Feb 10, 2024 03:22
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flubber nuts posted:having to do everything all the time is really annoying. i only want to do some of the stuff sometimes. let my people go. yeah imagine being President, and not doing an insurrection
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Feb 10, 2024 03:25
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Racially profiled with my friends by the popo when I was 18 
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Feb 10, 2024 03:41
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I like to think any “injustices” I endure are just God’s way of nerfing me a little so I don’t start running this whole poo poo.
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Feb 10, 2024 03:43
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I like to think any “injustices” I endure are just God’s way of nerfing me a little so I don’t start running this whole poo poo. that is why you are a billionaire Bloodfart McCoy because God chose you
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Feb 10, 2024 03:44
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Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.
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Feb 10, 2024 03:46
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Ordered delivery pizza and root beer, and the root beer was room temperature. What's even the point 
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Feb 10, 2024 04:52
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Had to endure a 30 minute speech from some boomer friend of my Dad's whinging on about how kids are all "WASTING THEIR MONEY ON LIBRUL ARTS DEGREES AND NOW THEY WANT A HAND OUT BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL WORKING AS BARISTAS". I let him know that all the people I went to school with who studied liberal arts are actually thriving and doing really well. I dont know any baristas with expensive art degrees. All the folks I know who got expensive art degrees are heading up design teams for jewelry and fashion brands. The guy I know who studied history works as an archivist for a historic clothing brand. Even the lady I know who studied "critical social thought" at an all women's school has a killer job in NYC working for a youth outreach organization. My partner is a social worker and helps women escape domestic violence. SORRY WE DIDNT INHERIT A TOWING COMPANY IN THE 80S THAT SUCCEEDED IN SPITE OF OURSELVES. I'm so sick of how boring these old rear end right-wingers are and I'm so tired of wasting even seconds of my time listening to this loving dross and having to be polite just because he helps dad build cabinets on weekends. People with liberal arts degrees are doing just loving fine. Thanks for providing a thread for me to speak about this injustice, OP.
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Feb 10, 2024 04:53
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Sometimes the doordash guy delivers to someone else first and then I have to wait another 5 minutes for my food 
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Feb 10, 2024 05:00
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[face bright red, throwing scissors around the room, screeching, chest heaving] Tyler it's NOT weird to burn a CD of GTA: Vice City's talk radio station to listen to whilst studying quietly. *whispering* one more for the list
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Feb 10, 2024 05:11
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the urinals in the public bathrooms at the town square in st.clar, france are close to impossible for me to use due to my height and the bizarre angle of the ceiling, and i was mocked by several short frenchmen during my attempt
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Feb 10, 2024 05:14
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I’m laying in bed before sleepy times and I’m hungry BUT there is a warm purring cat adrape my legs and to get up and eat would disturb him. Either way I lose. I go hungry or I sully my soul with the karmic debt only incurred by disturbing a happy cat. 
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Feb 10, 2024 05:26
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have not been chosen by intelligent extraterrestrials to be their intermediary to humanity and am instead most likely doomed to perish in the climate wars of the mid 21st century
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Feb 10, 2024 05:35
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I got a letter from the government The other day, I opened and read it It said they were suckers They wanted me for their army or whatever Picture me given' a drat, I said never Here is a land that never gave a drat About a brother like me and myself Because they never did I wasn't wit' it, but just that very minute It occurred to me, the suckers had authority Cold sweatin' as I dwell in my cell How long has it been? They got me sittin' in the state pen I gotta get out, but that thought was thought before I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
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Feb 10, 2024 05:37
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I have to pay taxes to the state of Ohio to support our duly gerrymandered representatives.
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Feb 10, 2024 05:37
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madmatt112 posted:I’m laying in bed before sleepy times and I’m hungry BUT there is a warm purring cat adrape my legs and to get up and eat would disturb him. Same but instead of being hungry, she kissed me in the face before settling in and I'm allergic and my chin burns. ):
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Feb 10, 2024 06:02
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long list
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Feb 10, 2024 06:03
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Having to show up places at a specific time is stupid. Everything should be scheduled with an hours leeway
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Feb 10, 2024 06:04
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I am forced to leave my home most days and observe EVERYTHING.
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Feb 10, 2024 06:09
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penis too large to comfortably fit inside most vaginas
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i get denied for government fun bucks. give me the fun bucks
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