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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.




Fixtures

Saturday 10 February 2024
15:00 GMT Fulham AFC Bournemouth
15:00 GMT Liverpool Burnley
15:00 GMT Luton Sheff Utd
15:00 GMT Spurs Brighton
15:00 GMT Wolves Brentford
17:30 GMT Nottm Forest Newcastle
Sunday 11 February 2024
14:00 GMT West Ham Arsenal
16:30 GMT Aston Villa Man Utd
Monday 12 February 2024
20:00 GMT C Palace Chelsea

Saturday 17 February 2024
12:30 GMT Brentford Liverpool
15:00 GMT Burnley Arsenal
15:00 GMT Fulham Aston Villa
15:00 GMT Newcastle AFC Bournemouth
15:00 GMT Nottm Forest West Ham
15:00 GMT Spurs Wolves
17:30 GMT Man City Chelsea
Sunday 18 February 2024
14:00 GMT Sheff Utd Brighton
16:30 GMT Luton Man Utd
Monday 19 February 2024
20:00 GMT Everto C Palace

Tuesday 20 February 2024
19:30 GMT Man City Brentford
Wednesday 21 February 2024
19:30 GMT Liverpool Luton

Saturday 24 February 2024
15:00 GMT Aston Villa Nottm Forest
15:00 GMT Brighton Everton
15:00 GMT C Palace Burnley
15:00 GMT Man Utd Fulham
17:30 GMT AFC Bournemouth Man City
20:00 GMT Arsena lNewcastle
Sunday 25 February 2024
13:30 GMT Wolves Sheff Utd
Monday 26 February 2024
20:00 GMT West Ham Brentford

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


So good

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://twitter.com/romanticregista/status/1755680239848448350?t=g6W6nnEJixJMbEcrS45cmw&s=19


long post on twitter posted:

In May 2001, Barcelona's Dutch player, Frank De Boer, tested positive in a match between Celta de Vigo and Barça. UEFA sanctioned him with several months of suspension. His nandrolone level was up to eight times higher than allowed.

All eyes pointed to the then doctor and nutritionist of the blue and garnet team, Dr. Ramón Segura, known for his "magic shakes."

The doctor of FC Barcelona was also the personal nutritionist of the then player of Brescia, Pep Guardiola. They had a close relationship. Just a few months after Frank De Boer's positive test, the Catalan player from the Italian team also tested positive for nandrolone in two different matches.

The specialist in "magic shakes" found himself implicated in two doping cases in less than 12 months.

A few years later, when Pep Guardiola took over as coach of Barcelona's first team, he requested the return of Dr. Ramón Segura as the nutritionist and doctor of the first team. The Catalan team signed the controversial doctor.

"Until 2013, the Spanish Football Federation did not conduct blood doping tests, the only method to detect EPO or growth hormones. They only conducted urine tests."

The Catalan team displayed great physical performance, with tremendous pressure as soon as they lost the ball and throughout the match. A considerable physical improvement was also noticed in some players, like Messi, who didn't suffer a single muscle injury during the Guardiola era.

From June 17, 2008, when Guardiola signed with the first team, until May 25, 2012, Lionel Messi never visited the infirmary due to muscular problems. Before the arrival of the Catalan coach, Messi suffered up to 6 injuries in two years.

After Guardiola left, Messi got injured again in March 2013.

"Lionel Messi never visited the infirmary during Guardiola's 4-year tenure due to muscular problems. Growth hormones significantly increase athletes' speed and strengthen their muscles."

Pep Guardiola was appointed as the coach of the first team in June 2008 and left the Catalan team in May 2012.

The only injury Lionel Messi suffered was in September 2010, against Atlético de Madrid, after a terrible tackle from Ujfalusi.

The Barça player was injured for seven days, missing the only two matches due to injury during the four years of the Guardiola era.

The Barça player recovered miraculously.

Messi's average injuries, discounting the years he coincided with the Catalan coach, are two muscle injuries per season.

Remember that the Argentine star underwent growth hormone treatment since his adolescence, a banned substance in professional sports. Some sources claim that Lionel Messi still takes this substance, which causes his repeated vomiting.

During Guardiola's years at Barça, the Spanish Football Federation did not conduct blood doping tests, the only method to detect EPO or growth hormones. They only conducted urine doping tests.

Only UEFA conducted blood doping tests. Curiously, in 2010, Barça avoided two UEFA blood doping tests.

According to an investigation by Cope in 2011, several players close to Guardiola, including Messi, appeared on the injured list, avoiding UEFA blood doping tests. Messi, for example, miraculously recovered from his "injury" the next day.


https://twitter.com/AdamJoseph____/status/1755570340640809352?t=xq2qdbji42x6sFezyzSVEA&s=19

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Feb 10, 2024

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Get them into non-league IMO

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Clearly City are blameless in all this and the real mastermind is Pep

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

6-0 is good for the old goal difference.

Rice’s is probably the pick of the bunch too.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
No David Squires this week because he and his dog were attacked by another dog

https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/1757148774416486462

https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/1757148786869273034

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
This sickening dog-on-cartoonist violence must be addressed.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Can I assume this is some kind of pitbull?

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
yep.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Staffy is what Australians call a Staffordshire bull terrier. They’re fine dogs when well trained, but a lot of people that buy them aren’t that interested in training them, and they’re usually 30+ kilos of muscle so not super easy to control even if you want to.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Sounds like something should be done with those owners.

Can’t believe chelshit are 10th.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

kri kri posted:

Sounds like something should be done with those owners.

Can’t believe chelshit are 10th.

The dogs’ owner, or Chelsea’s?

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

harperdc posted:

The dogs’ owner, or Chelsea’s?

lol

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Maybe FSG could lend Boehly the ‘How to stop aggressive biting behaviours’ book now they’ve no need for it.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Fuckin Microsoft boomed me this morning doing my daily rewards (gets me free game pass every month, so I'll click whatever they tell me to)



and it opened to a search for "Jordan Pickford", so now I've got that in my search history.

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?
You can tell that he's great because of the way he scowls at his defenders after he gives up a goal.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1757400805240369357

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

gently caress cancer

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1757461222255989143?t=YDHRvt1NIM1M7Asj3iCaRA&s=19

You've already earned enough kyllian, follow your idol by agreeing to the wages he was on (without correcting for inflation) and unlimited xi'an impressions on match days.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Kylian, what use is money when deep down inside you know you want to follow in the footsteps of French footballing legend David N'Gog

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Please, Manchester United had the first French phenom and his name was David Bellion

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
It would mean more if you could come and do it at a place like Chelsea tho

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Shrapnig posted:

Please, Manchester United had the first French phenom and his name was David Bellion

I'm pretty sure we had a French legend before that

are you there Kylian, it's me, William Prunier

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
That story is completely wrong. It's actually Pascal Cygan he wants to emulate at The Arse.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he actually wants the opportunity to emulate his hero laurent robert doing this at newcastle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3zXjt6nRAA

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1757847584104677817

Neat.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


They're also trying to poach Brighton's head of recruitment

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari




Dan Ashcroftworth

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

i like when the big rich man impresses me stakeholders

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
ineos disrupting football by financially doping the boardroom

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Eau de MacGowan posted:

ineos disrupting football by financially doping the boardroom

Better than the dopes they've had in the boardroom since 2013.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Eau de MacGowan posted:

ineos disrupting football by financially doping the boardroom

No worse than City buying up the Barcelona brain trust before getting Pep in.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1758117738810110078

He's popping off

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Took the Glazers 20 years to find someone who would do the innovative strategy of "appoint people who are good at running a football club to run your football club"

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