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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

vyelkin posted:

Klopp's confirmed what we could all see from the gross replays, Jota is gonna be out for months with that knee injury.

once upon a time there was life in his legs
now he's just falling apart
nothing klopp can do
jotal eclipse of the heart

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
A statue of England captain Harry Kane has been hidden in storage for years because councillors cannot find a home for it


quote:

Waltham Forest Council in north-east London allocated £7,200 in 2019 and 2020 to have the sculpture made of the Chingford-raised footballer.

The life-size figure reportedly depicts the striker sitting on a bench.

Chingford resident Trevor Calver, who uncovered its existence, said it was a "joke" that the artwork was in storage.

Emma Best and Roy Berg, the Conservative councillors for Chingford's Endlebury ward who approved the project, had planned to install the statue on a platform at Chingford Overground station.

But their proposal was rejected following a risk assessment carried out by Transport for London.

For reasons that remain unclear, the two councillors scrapped a previous proposal to place it in Ridgeway Park, the Local Democracy Reporting Service said.

Ms Best said she had spent "hours and hours" trying to agree a home for the statue with "stakeholders".

Mr Berg said there were no available pictures of the statue when asked by BBC News.

"We can't install it for reasons we can't disclose but rest assured they are legitimate. Also you can't see it" lmao they've spent 7k on a statue that's so poo poo they're embarrassed to install it

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Maybe Spurs can put it in their trophy cabinet

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Eau de MacGowan posted:

once upon a time there was life in his legs
now he's just falling apart
nothing klopp can do
jotal eclipse of the heart

All those asthma drugs,
Had no effect on his calves

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

All I can think of is that Ronaldo sculpture

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
If they paid 7k for it total and it’s not made of mdf or whatever then the artist fee must have been pretty small, which would imply a poo poo artist

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Putting the harry kane statue in the top-secret council black site. No one can ever see this

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

new cokedream: build a Communist Statue Park like in Budapest and also Goldeneye, but exclusively for bad football statues

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

in other news, world's greatest owner Big Jim Ratcliffe has said that he wants to build a big beautiful 114,001-seater stadium that's so tall you can actively spit on the south from the top, and that he's going to make them pay for it*

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68358222

*some mild paraphrasing

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


PL clubs begging for government subsidy is a joke

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
the point of government is to give money to rich people

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Thanks Ants posted:

PL clubs begging for government subsidy is a joke

He's more embarrassing than Boehly.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Who takes over when he dies soon

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Thanks Ants posted:

PL clubs begging for government subsidy is a joke

welcome to a world called levelling up

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

This is not very good.

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1760597547024846861

I think Dalot is United's only fit fullback at the moment.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/AndyMitten/status/1761009300414116191?s=20

This is also not good.

Mainwaring
Jun 22, 2007

Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!



Looking forward to playing City away while missing two of our best defenders and our only striker.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


City will crumble, OP

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

Mainwaring posted:

Looking forward to playing City away while missing two of our best defenders and our only striker.

No worries.

Just stick Scottish Ronaldo up front.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I'm not sure a 34-year-old David Goodwillie is the answer, to be fully honest

Mainwaring
Jun 22, 2007

Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!



Grimble posted:

No worries.

Just stick Scottish Ronaldo up front.

I fully expect this to be what happens vs Fulham today and I'm.. interested to see how it plays out.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Mainwaring posted:

I fully expect this to be what happens vs Fulham today and I'm.. interested to see how it plays out.

Nah sounds like Forson is getting the nod, maybe Rashford moving up top

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Mainwaring posted:

I fully expect this to be what happens vs Fulham today and I'm.. interested to see how it plays out.

About that

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1762103331198013642

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Puts them 15th on goal difference and makes the bottom three a bit more bottom three-y

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hoping for a Warnock-esque meltdown from whichever team finishes 18th, 4 points off Everton in 17th

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
Say what you will about the North American salary cap/luxury tax system, it's clear, simple, and applies the same to everyone. "Here is a Number, you either can't go above it at all or have to pay X amount if you go above it." Of course, there's no way in Hell the big clubs would ever agree to anything like that, so instead we've got the FFP rules which seem to operate on pure Calvinball logic. One wonders why they even bother.

Everton could very well be docked another six points later this year. Forest can't be feeling good about their chances either. What will happen? Will it be fair? Too harsh? Not harsh enough? No one fuckin' knows.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



There's not really any room for bribery in that system, seems pretty short sighted

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


maruhkati posted:

Say what you will about the North American salary cap/luxury tax system, it's clear, simple, and applies the same to everyone. "Here is a Number, you either can't go above it at all or have to pay X amount if you go above it." Of course, there's no way in Hell the big clubs would ever agree to anything like that, so instead we've got the FFP rules which seem to operate on pure Calvinball logic. One wonders why they even bother.

Everton could very well be docked another six points later this year. Forest can't be feeling good about their chances either. What will happen? Will it be fair? Too harsh? Not harsh enough? No one fuckin' knows.

Go manage an MLS team on Football Manager and come back to me about clear and simple lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Every league should adopt La Liga's system of setting preemptive spending caps before each season instead of docking clubs points years later (unless they shred the documents and sue you in which case you just let them carry on)

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

vyelkin posted:

Every league should adopt La Liga's system of setting preemptive spending caps before each season instead of docking clubs points years later (unless they shred the documents and sue you in which case you just let them carry on)

La Liga preemptive spending cap
German prescriptive ownership model
English pyramid system

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Sam Jewell is the reason why Brighton got Caicedo (when Man Utd gave up) as he has a lot of experience and contacts negotiating with South American agents.

Quite a big loss for Brighton as they have been quite good in that market but can't wait to see how this guy spectacularly fails at Chelsea.

Listening to Paul Barber & Tony Bloom, they have basically replacement lists with candidates for every position because they know they are a smaller club who can get poached at any time. Of course it's a loss but Brighton have done well with replacement across the board.

I think the biggest loss for Brighton will be De Zerbi, if he leaves. He is like that rare mix of innovation but passion all the top managers like Pep, Jose and Klopp have. The guy goes absolutely crazy when they score.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

vyelkin posted:

Every league should adopt La Liga's system of setting preemptive spending caps before each season instead of docking clubs points years later (unless they shred the documents and sue you in which case you just let them carry on)

Total Meatlove posted:

La Liga preemptive spending cap
German prescriptive ownership model
English pyramid system

This is the dream.

Installing the La Liga spending cap and watching Chelsea scramble to pull levers would be great fun.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Sam Jewell is the reason why Brighton got Caicedo (when Man Utd gave up) as he has a lot of experience and contacts negotiating with South American agents.

Quite a big loss for Brighton as they have been quite good in that market but can't wait to see how this guy spectacularly fails at Chelsea.

Yeah, he was rampant...

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

harperdc posted:

This is the dream.

Installing the La Liga spending cap and watching Chelsea scramble to pull levers would be great fun.

Todd would knock into the only lever Abramovich left by accident somehow regardless

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Mickolution posted:

Yeah, he was rampant...

extensive South American agent networks, you'll never sing that

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Time to appreciate this again

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Lol.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/04/chelsea-consider-amorim-and-de-zerbi-to-replace-mauricio-pochettino

quote:

Chelsea identify Amorim and De Zerbi as potential Pochettino replacements

Club unlikely to be rash but pressure is growing on head coach
Liverpool also interested in Sporting and Brighton managers

Chelsea’s desire to wait until the end of the season before reviewing Mauricio Pochettino’s position has not stopped the club from identifying Rúben Amorim and Roberto De Zerbi as potential replacements for the Argentinian.

Pochettino, who was handed a two-year deal after arriving at Stamford Bridge last summer, faces an uncertain future after a mixed run of results. Supporters turned on the head coach during Chelsea’s 2-2 draw with Brentford last Saturday and there are doubts over whether the 52-year-old will be in charge next season.

Chelsea, who are 11th in the Premier League, remain determined not to make any kneejerk decisions and key figures within the hierarchy are still supportive of Pochettino. Although results and performances have been inconsistent, there is a view that the side is moving in the right direction under the former ­Tottenham manager. Pochettino has not lost a youthful dressing room and has had to contend with injuries to influential players all season.

However the pressure on the former Southampton coach grew after Chelsea lost the Carabao Cup final to an injury-hit and inexperienced Liverpool side in extra time last month. Pochettino’s future is likely to depend on whether Chelsea, who host Leicester in the FA Cup quarter-finals on 17 March, secure European football.

There is currently little desire from the Todd Boehly-Clearlake Capital ownership to rush into a decision on Pochettino, who is being given an opportunity to continue in the job. Boehly and Clearlake are looking for continuity after employing four managers last season.

However Chelsea are taking a long-term view and hope to be ready should they decide to go in a different direction. They are assessing both Amorim, who has impressed at Sporting, and De Zerbi, who could leave Brighton at the end of the season. De Zerbi is on Liverpool’s shortlist to replace Jürgen Klopp and is of interest to Manchester United should they sack Erik ten Hag.

Liverpool are also looking at Amorim. The 39-year-old led Sporting to the Portuguese title in 2021 and he hopes to help them win the league again this season. Chelsea considered Amorim before appointing Pochettino last year.

Any manager who takes the ­Chelsea job would need to be willing to work beneath the club’s sporting structure. Pochettino is not in charge of recruitment. The co-sporting directors, Laurence Stewart and Paul Winstanley, have largely been behind a spending spree on a host of young players. Joe Shields, the co-director of recruitment and talent, has also played a part and Behdad Eghbali, the co-controlling owner, is highly influential.

Pochettino said last week that “I am the coach that needs to be in my place” when he was asked about Conor Gallagher’s future. Gallagher’s contract runs out next year and the midfielder could depart this summer as talks over a new deal are at an impasse.

Sources have suggested that Pochettino has been dealt a poor hand by the club. Chelsea lack experience and leadership, and injuries have made rotation difficult. Pochettino’s options in midfield have been limited by injuries to Roméo Lavia, Lesley Ugochukwu and Carney Chukwuemeka, leaving him reliant on Gallagher, Enzo Fernández and Moisés Caicedo.

But questions have been raised over why Chelsea recalled the 21-year-old midfielder, Cesare Casadei, from his loan at Leicester in January. Having appeared 25 times in all competitions for Leicester, Casadei has had 13 minutes of playing time since returning from the Championship leaders. The Italian was an unused substitute against Brentford and there are fears that his development could stall.

Chelsea have left themselves open to criticism of their strategy. Andrey Santos, the 19-year-old Brazilian midfielder, has played four games across two loan spells at Nottingham Forest and Strasbourg this season.

Chelsea are also looking into their habit of fading after half-time under Pochettino. There is frustration that encouraging first-half performances have not been backed up on enough occasions. Chelsea were 1-0 up at half-time against Brentford but they had to settle for a point after struggling in the second half.

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Chelsea the only club to get hit with FFP points deductions as a result of the quantity of staff contracts they've had to buy out

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