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Happy Lunar New Year Congrats to all the people born under the auspicious banner of the dragon. Sux to the lame zodiacs like rat and horse
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N. Senada posted:Sux to the lame zodiacs like rat gently caress off.
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Feb 10, 2024 20:24
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Ox bois represent
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Feb 10, 2024 20:36
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Kind of crazy the Chinese made a zodiac with one animal that's so much cooler than the others, but somebody's got to be one.
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Feb 10, 2024 20:49
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2024 is the year of The Little Fish That Swims Up Your Dick
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Feb 10, 2024 21:12
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I'm extremely pregnant and asked my fetus to stay in until today so she could be a dragon instead of a rabbit
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Feb 10, 2024 21:15
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Not just any dragon: This year is wood dragon! 
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Feb 10, 2024 21:21
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Goats represent, we’re the unluckiest and people plan their baby-making to make sure they don’t have one of us.
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Feb 10, 2024 21:29
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:Ox bois represent this year of the Ox lady says: Ox years are good years 
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'nother Ox checkin' in. Who needs dragons when you've got the steadfastness of... ah gently caress it wish I was dragon.
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:Ox bois represent hell yeah *flexes huge muscles ripping my shirt to shreds*
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rats let's unite to unalive all the other animals
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Feb 10, 2024 22:32
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I'm a loving wood rat
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I'm a cock, which means I'm an rear end in a top hat. My western zodiac sign is Scorpio, which means I'm an rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 10, 2024 22:34
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YEAR OF THE COCK
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According to the paragraph I read on Wikipedia the element is what matters, not the animal
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I'm the best cock poster 
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Mulaney Power Move posted:According to the paragraph I read on Wikipedia the element is what matters, not the animal read gooder
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Mulaney Power Move posted:According to the paragraph I read on Wikipedia the element is what matters, not the animal well I'm a wood ox so... *pops very impressive boner*
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Feb 10, 2024 22:46
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I’m a Snake op but thanks anyway I guess
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ninjoatse.cx posted:read gooder i'm a wood rat gently caress off
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i'm a wood rat gently caress off metal cock admins, kindly do the needful
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Rabbit gang, what's up???
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‘80, Year of the Monkey.
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ninjoatse.cx posted:I'm a cock, which means I'm an rear end in a top hat. My western zodiac sign is Scorpio, which means I'm an rear end in a top hat. *Meredith brooks voice* I'm a cock, I'm an rear end in a top hat
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Koala Food posted:I'm extremely pregnant and asked my fetus to stay in until today so she could be a dragon instead of a rabbit Congrats on your smart kid.
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I'm an earth snake apparently. I will eat every single rat in this thread I swear to god
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WTF kind of breath weapon does a wood dragon even have, splinters?
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covidstomper58 posted:WTF kind of breath weapon does a wood dragon even have, splinters? Gympie gympie toxin
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Gold hoardin lair havin motherfuckers
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Sheep crew reporting. Looks like I’m solo at the moment. Baaaaaa.
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Buce posted:im gonna go to the celebration/sale at uwajimaya tmorrow, and the evening tea-chugging at the lansu garden. who;s with me??? in portland
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covidstomper58 posted:WTF kind of breath weapon does a wood dragon even have, splinters? the documentary series Pretty Soldier Sailormoon caught me that the Wood element gets lightning-based attacks
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Western Zodiac, where nobody is a dragon despite there being a perfectly good dragon constellation = stupid Chinese Zodiac, where I am something called an Earth Dragon = awesome.
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SatansOnion posted:the documentary series Pretty Soldier Sailormoon caught me that the Wood element gets lightning-based attacks That's some poo poo as lighting asplodes trees and wood dragons. Wood is vulnerable to fire, acid, lightning and poison. They should just change it to paper dragon.
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