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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Reign of Fire is the best dragon related movie.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 05:29

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# ? May 12, 2024 10:29

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I use to think being a dog was kinda cool until I found out what kind of dog they meant. Didn't know about the element part though, I guess I'm a double water sign.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 06:14

ObiwanSeanobi: Jun 30, 2023

After reading this thread, I've learnt that I have upgraded to "METAL DRAGON".

# ? Feb 11, 2024 07:07

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Metal Rooster :black101:

I can work with that

# ? Feb 11, 2024 08:40

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

i always thought i was a dragon but im actually a rabbit?! although looking it up im a fire rabbit, thats loving cool as hell

# ? Feb 11, 2024 16:38

isaboo: Nov 11, 2002; Muay Buok
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I'm a metal pig

# ? Feb 11, 2024 16:47

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

dragon deez nuts

# ? Feb 11, 2024 17:55

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Smugworth posted:

rats let's unite to unalive all the other animals

Anyone kicking rocks over being a rat should just play the fun lighthearted Plaguetale games. It's like An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 18:55

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

rat #1. dragon merely #5

# ? Feb 11, 2024 19:05

sock it to me!: Feb 7, 2010

Hog Scorpio is my astrological signature and also my porn name

# ? Feb 11, 2024 19:48

MehrTentakelnBitte: Jun 27, 2014; Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhl'apn

Earth Snake / Scorpio checking in

In the garden eating rats and stuff, getting disrespected by sqeemish weenies

# ? Feb 11, 2024 23:36

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

EoinCannon posted:

Metal Rooster
I can work with that

Gratz + you�re old

# ? Feb 12, 2024 04:36

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

redshirt posted:

Feral Hogs squad up

Sagacious Crew,
Bound to be another 28-38 of us about

# ? Feb 12, 2024 05:12

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Metal rooster. We should have a gang

# ? Feb 13, 2024 09:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

If your animal sucks, you probably suck. Sorry, I don't make the rules

# ? Feb 13, 2024 09:44

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Fire tiger :madmax:

# ? Feb 13, 2024 09:55

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

ninjoatse.cx posted:

Gratz + you’re old

Rusty Metal Rooster

# ? Feb 13, 2024 10:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Fire tiger

drat you sound awesome and probably well hung

# ? Feb 13, 2024 10:11

Renreeja: Oct 11, 2007

Year of the Earth Dragon, month of the **** ****, day of the ***** *****, Hour of the ***** *****. Holy poo poo if u put it all your Heavenly Pillars its auto censors them?!

Renreeja fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Feb 13, 2024

# ? Feb 13, 2024 10:21

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Milo and POTUS posted:

drat you sound awesome and probably well hung

It's a high tier sign/element combo for sure, thanks. but i will decline to comment

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Feb 13, 2024

# ? Feb 13, 2024 10:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

So humble too! His legend precedes him!

# ? Feb 13, 2024 10:29

Piss And Shittium: Dec 20, 2023

dragon's must have terrible heartburn

# ? Feb 13, 2024 10:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dragons are badass but every pro has to have a con so you're probably right

# ? Feb 13, 2024 11:18

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Earth goat / pisces, I'm difficult to be around but i gently caress real good

# ? Feb 13, 2024 11:35

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

I'll always remember the first time I went to a Chinese restaurant as a little kid and looked up what I was on the ubiquitous zodiac placemat. "Dragon? Yeah, that sounds about right."

# ? Feb 13, 2024 12:08

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

The Moon Monster posted:

I'll always remember the first time I went to a Chinese restaurant as a little kid and looked up what I was on the ubiquitous zodiac placemat. "Dragon? Yeah, that sounds about right."

lol another teriyaki stick for the dragon lad!

# ? Feb 13, 2024 13:21

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

I was born in the year of the ram your mother last night

# ? Feb 13, 2024 13:37

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

man im a monkey and gently caress that poo poo so boring. give me something else

# ? Feb 13, 2024 15:12

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Sgt. Politeness posted:

I use to think being a dog was kinda cool until I found out what kind of dog they meant. Didn't know about the element part though, I guess I'm a double water sign.

tell me its the genetically inferior pug

# ? Feb 13, 2024 15:13