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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

A Sneaker Broker posted:

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1756701633193365529?s=46

Ian doing a Super Bowl morning news dump is nasty work.

I guess things could be worse

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

After the Broncos beat the Chiefs this year, the Chiefs never recovered from the loss and spiraled into hell, never to return..............

.........

What? I was a asleep? But my dream was SO good. :mad:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

indigi posted:

what if they played football in shin-deep water. it would cut way down on concussions. they should try it at next years pro bowl

play in an outdoor stadium during winter

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

lmao Josh McDaniels.

how the gently caress does he get away with a D??

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Adun posted:

I mean Aaron Hernandez literally murdered a man when he was on the patriots

I can't believe he got away with it

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

indigi posted:

I heard that in prison he fell in love with a man and then hung himself when they broke up

truly a full life lived

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

shyduck posted:

Jason Kelce has a news confererence scheduled for 1pm today. Likely retiring.

He's just gonna "WOOOOO" into the mike while shotgunning beers for two hours.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

JJ McCarthy, come on down!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

rude

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

the Broncos will draft JJ or no one at QB, and then sign some vet journeyman like Russell Wilson or something like that

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

you can laugh all you want but..uh..stop laughing. seriously. it's hurtful.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

Maybe they could sign Russ for vet minimum

I'd do it

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I hope "rather soon" is somehow draft day 1...somehow..

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

mcmagic posted:

lol lmao

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

BlindSite posted:

I'm not a denver fan but I've watched a few of their games over the last two years and he's a bit of a downhill skier. He's fine to take a catches and run routes when he's against a zone coverage but he doesn't seem to relish beating someone at the point of attack and I can remember several plays where he short armed a ball in traffic to avoid laying out and taking damage and having 3rd down catches bounce of his hands. He doesn't seem overly willing as a blocker either. Steve Smith is a dick but he's often brutally honest and he was right when he called Jeudy soft. He's fine as I guess a third receiver or something but he's not as reliable as other slot guys and he's not as attacking as other flankers. He's kind of in-between the two in his role and play. At least as I see it.

That's a good assessment.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

it would be freeing to not watch any games next season

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

my theory is they use Zach/Darnold as a bridge and draft someone in the 1st, either by trading a fortune or seeing who falls. it's the only thing that makes sense to me.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Mega64 posted:

Nodoze please punish them appropriately by making them a Jags fan now tia

that's cruel and unusual punishment

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Shrimpy posted:

The Sandy Hook stuff is reprehensible, but it's wild to me that him being a 9/11 truther and playing for the Jets never comes up.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/deshone-kizer-aaron-rodgers-asked-me-if-i-believe-in-9-11

I've never seen the Jets melt the Steelers before either :shrug:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The Broncos are so hosed on QB. Go BPA and tank the season for a shot next year I guess.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

pajamas are cool

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

kiimo posted:

blue and green look terrible together



but my team's colors look like ketchup and mustard so who am I to talk

hot dog

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


don't doxx me

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

pmchem posted:

Ban the Pats employeefans

:colbert:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Is Minshew the platonic ideal of a Raiders QB? I hope he leads them to the promised land.

It seems like all the QBs are likeable to tolerable in the AFC West. Minshew, Herbert, Mahomes, and #error#

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

i was just trying to be diplomatic, to prevent hordes of underdog KC fans from storming the thread

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

gently caress John Elway

neigh

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Harlock posted:

Really no idea what their plan is here. Unless they blow up their draft/future picks - they aren't going to leapfrog any of the QB needy teams with better draft position.

This means they're in the Nix/Penix/Rattler tiers of QBs. The first two likely not worth being taken at #12.

The Broncos are going to reach and we will love and adore the pick.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


gently caress the cowboys

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It would take Star Trek level technology to do what people are imagining when they say "just put a chip in the ball!"

I don't think people understand the complexity that would be involved and the current limitations of technology.

we need to use point clouds

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

And how does the ball know where it is on the field in relation to the line of scrimmage? Please don't say GPS.

you just need local positioning for this. perhaps a simple, ruggedized measuring device such as chains?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

i say we bring in the surveyors, drones, and even a make a local coordinate system for each field. we can use lidar to properly capture the dynamic terrain as impacts and collisions alter the surface. yes, this means microchips in the ball. we have the technology. it will be slowgoing at first but over time, with any luck, it will still be slow. it's exactly what football needs.

e: with all this behind us, we can turn around a down per day. think of how much football we'll get all year!

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Mar 25, 2024

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

Speaking of, I wonder what the Chargers will do for their schedule release this year. It can't be anime 3 years in a row can it?

it will be an epic Dune reference

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

kiimo posted:

I try to say this as often as possible. Nobody talks about anything but the Dodgers and Lakers here, like ever. Even when the Kings won the Stanley Cup.

My brother thought the Kings in Sacramento (NBA) were the same as the Kings in LA (NHL) for the longest time lol

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I would simply go back in time to before the XM merger to get a lifetime of free Sirius services as an offer for when we threatened to cancel

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Cavauro posted:

i recorded the call where they refused to let me cancel and let them know beforehand. i timed the call at 19 minutes, after a 15 minute wait. informed the bank of the situation and they issued me a new card. i would consider a class action lawsuit but it seems like there are barely any people who weren't able to cancel and i could/should have just tried again until another person was handling my account. but i don't care and will die within the next 10 years. the cincinnati bengals will be 1-3 in the super bowl soonly.

don't sell yourself short. you will live long enough to see that single super bowl win. the last pass fleeting before your eyes as you take your last breath at the ripe old age of 140.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

sharknado slashfic posted:

The Bengals aren't winning a Superbowl unless 31 other teams planes crash

the surviving cannibals will form a super team

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Black Sunshine posted:

Funny how the Raiders would've been the preferred team in either market despite being a dumpster fire the last couple of decades

They even could've squatted in that never-finished rundown copper stripped high rise and called it home too

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Diva Cupcake posted:

Ok. Still not hearing a valid reason to leave the scene other than obfuscation of who was driving.

He's a Chiefs players and therefore above the law, that's valid enough.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

rjmccall posted:

I can’t handle all this slander against Corvettes. We need to settle this once and for all. Maybe something like a street race against a Lambo

this time let's bring a van so we don't have to walk away from the scene of the crime, ya?

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