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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Lmao

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The only thing that matters is where Flacco goes

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

indigi posted:

does he go anywhere before October?

McDonald's, at least

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Canned Sunshine posted:

Lmao

So how soon until all the other fans say “gently caress the Chiefs” like everyone currently says “gently caress the Cowboys”?

2 weeks ago for some of us

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens have agreed to a one year extension with Ravens Legend Nelson Agholor

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://x.com/jonas_shaffer/status/1759685923946578080?s=20

Am I reading this right, only one player in the league got extended?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Rogue Elephant posted:

Of the players that had a void clause that would end their contract, yes. Some contracts have fake extra years added that would automatically void in order to spread out the cap hit. Someone posted the list of players on twitter, it was like 2 dozen players or something like that.

edit: posted recently in this very thread

Oh I see, I was reading too much into it

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

Agholor unironically ruled this season

It was pretty jarring how often he was associated with a positive play.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

OBJ was worth it just for yelling at Lamar on the sidelines in the Chiefs game

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

a neat cape posted:

Oh gently caress OFF

Lol, drat

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Aw, and right after his career resurgence

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

What is a Jaren Hall

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ravens chat

https://x.com/sgellison/status/1762528787705524408?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Further reason to fire Harbaugh

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

kiimo posted:

Looks like Hunt promised to renovate the locker room then...didn't. I'd be pissed too.


Arrowhead is kind of on its last legs. They need to build a new stadium or gut it



edit: lmao guess what Clark did today



https://twitter.com/Shauncore/status/1762873004931817814

Lol

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

I will never understand why some multi-billion-dollar franchises skimp on food. It has to be one of the best-performing improvements you can make to the work atmosphere in terms of dollar value, not to mention making it more feasible to work with your highly-paid meat machines on nutritional intake and balance etc.

Let's say there's 100 players that need feeding, and since each player is a NFL quality athlete they eat $100 worth of food for each meal. Three times a day, five days a week, six months of the year works out to around $4m which is couch change for any owner. Why skimp? (looking at you Bengals)

Well, in the bengals case because bengals

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

BlindSite posted:

There is a type of football in Vegas in 2 days. Anyone want me to do a rugby league primer?

Is it sevens? Sevens owns.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

*Walks up to microphone*

Antonio Clow - wait, he's got a point this time?!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens situation with the Chiefs is payback for being capable of beating the Pats in the playoffs

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Fat Jesus posted:

why are there koalas on the kitchen wall?

They're tricky bastards

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Do we seriously still not know why the Bears DC got fired? Is he in gauntanamo or something?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Aw, drat. I know he was fighting cancer for a while.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens are going to win the Superbowl

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I'm OK with the Browns collecting bad players

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

As someone who has every reason to dislike Joe Burrow he seems fine. The Bosa's on the other hand should be cast into the sea to be eaten by the octopus aliens.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

mcmagic posted:

It really would be one of the most Jet things ever if he retired to go run for vice president.

It really would, and I'm sorry but you're going to have to take one for the team so the rest of us can die laughing.


https://x.com/PRic508/status/1767636204898455703?s=20

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Fools, steelers receivers are bad after they get away from Pittsburgh

I wonder what type of crazy he'll turn out to be

Scarabrae posted:

Aaron Rodgers will become VP and show us the UFO’s

:yeah:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Nicely done

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Why do all Steelers wideouts hate the team, the Ravens passing offense has been trash for most of my adult life and the only ones I remember making any noise about it publicly were Hollywood and Dez Bryant, both of which are lol

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


TheLanaBanana doing the hard work

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Canned Sunshine posted:

Q'Aaron will never be out of Favre's shadow, since at least Favre actually played for the Jets.

Thank you, I've been trying to remember that pun for 2 days

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Be still my heart

Lol that Hollywood is going to get a ring before Lamar

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The afcn incest this year has gotten out of control

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Joe Mixon is 27 :stare:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Peak off season content the past few days

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Is he just trolling his own players at this point

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Browns just really like to give out money huh

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Seriously wtf do the Steelers do to their players

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

kiimo posted:

I can't remember what this is from but I am imagining him thwarting the police closing in by singing Twist and Shout and making everybody dance before silently slipping out a back alley

The Mask

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Lmao

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