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The337th posted:After the 3 year trio of Jamarcus, Heyward-Bey, and McFadden (who looked like another extreme bust 1 season earlier), the media narrative was strong that McClain was the Raiders finally making a properly safe top 10 pick Wasn’t that also the era of Raiders legend Bruce Gradkowski? Borsche69 posted:lmfoa of course its got the worldstar tag on there Feels appropriate for Raiders highlights from that era. I’m surprised the pigeon highlights aren’t the same way… fartknocker fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Feb 16, 2024 |
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Feb 16, 2024 15:40
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Kalli posted:Important for a few reasons: I’m gonna assume it was boner pills
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Feb 16, 2024 19:06
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Did he not do the Westwood 1 broadcast? He does, but I think the implication was “have Harlan do the TV broadcast that the vast majority of us watch”
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Feb 18, 2024 21:43
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Docjowles posted:Can you imagine Bill making recruiting calls "Alright, we're going to watch film together." *key 4 hours of Bill painstakingly breaking down one game of Steve Tasker*
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Kalli posted:Worst thing I've ever posted You’ve made pro-Patriots posts, so that can’t even be in the top 20 
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Feb 22, 2024 16:42
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Who was the player who got caught basically trying to set up a yacht orgy years ago? I think it might have been Shady McCoy…
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Feb 28, 2024 19:15
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Silly Burrito posted:and what are you gonna do with all that free space? Overpay some jabroni. Albert Haynesworth 2.0
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Mar 1, 2024 23:02
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indigi posted:I heard that in prison he fell in love with a man and then hung himself when they broke up Was Tony Dungy trying to help him too?
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Mar 2, 2024 18:34
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Aww  EDIT: They also announced it on NFL Network at the end of the combine and Daniel Jeremiah was barely holding back tears
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Taysom Hill, come on down!
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Mar 4, 2024 23:05
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BlindSite posted:So I mean. Carolina is technically on the upswing because they've hit the molten core of sucking and cannot go any lower. Sure they could go lower, they could go 0-17.
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Mar 5, 2024 14:17
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Chris James 2 posted:At least they'd have their first round pick for that Through some miscommunications and misunderstandings, they traded it for Coby Bryant.
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Mar 5, 2024 15:10
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Panthers going winless at home next season as part of a 1-15-1 season (The -1 is against the Falcons for NFC South comedy). They will not get the #1 overall pick after trading it in a bizarre failed attempt to get Taylor Swift to perform at the stadium.
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Mar 6, 2024 18:26
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Docjowles posted:I'm here for the deranged pretzel logic that gets them from Bryce Needs Weapons to trading a top 3 pick for Travis Kelce Tepper doesn’t read the fine print, trades picks for a Travis Kelce bobble head figure.
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Mar 6, 2024 18:35
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Black Lighter posted:Too bad Bryce isn't tall enough to ride 
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Mar 8, 2024 02:51
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What, they couldn’t replace the banners of Otto Graham and Joe Thomas with Deshaun Watson and Kellen Winslow Jr?
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Mar 8, 2024 22:23
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3 DONG HORSE posted:that's cruel and unusual punishment Could be worse, could force them to be Carolina fans
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Febreeze posted:Is David Tepper the most testicle looking owner in the league?  
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Mr. Nice! posted:His name is Throw Rogan. Qaron
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Here’s some offseason content for everyone: video from a 1995 Seahawks-49ers preseason game of Summerall and Madden breaking down Seahawks players eating hot dogs on the sideline: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9CRooYTNZQ
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wandler20 posted:https://twitter.com/FB_Helmet_Guy/status/1768434997701025930?t=x2UBQXmVkkto4nrwSfWwlQ&s=19 A complete redesign or just a new alternate?
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Mar 15, 2024 05:22
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More offseason stuff: a half hour of dudes getting juked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpmMQ14N Pennington.gif is in the top 10, as it should be
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Mar 15, 2024 14:48
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Mr. Nice! posted:your link is broke, friend. The337th posted:you got juked YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpmMQ14N--I Still gotta go there cause the NFL is also dumb.
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Metapod posted:That would suck because
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Intruder posted:JJ is the last defensive player I can remember coming close and he finished behind Rodgers. 20.5 sacks, 29 TFL, 3 TD catches as a TE, a pick six and 10 pass defenses. Finished second by a ton. Can't compete with a QB who has a big year Yeah, LT won it very convincingly in 1986 (41 votes, Eric Dickerson was second with 17) by having the best season of his career, which for LT is saying something. After that, you'll get a handful of years where some defensive player got one or two votes at random, and a few who did okay. Bruce Smith finished 4th with 11 votes in 1990, and then no other defender hit double digit votes again until JJ in 2014, where he finished 2nd with 13 but lost to Qaron's 31. No other defensive player even got a single vote for MVP until they changed the voting rules in 2022 where instead of voters just casting a single vote, they ranked their top 5 guys (Which is how we get the comedy of Geno Smith getting an MVP vote while Russell Wilson never did). It's also worth noting the only other defensive player to win the award, Alan Page in 1971, did so in a year where the vote was heavily split as 12 other players got votes. Page won with 16 votes, Roger Staubach and Chiefs WR Otis Taylor tied for 2nd with 10 each, Bob Griese got 9 votes, and the remaining 15 votes that year were scattered among 8 other players. Mark Moseley in the 9-game 1982 season is weird, because he got 35 votes to beat Dan Fouts' 33. Marcus Allen, Joe Theisman, and Danny White got the remaining votes. Moseley had a very good season, particularly by the kicking standards of the era, including a few clutch kicks and a few games where he scored most of their points, and they finished with the best record at 8-1. That said, Fouts was on pace for over 5000 yards and his leading receiver, Wes Chandler, set a record that still stands by averaging 129 yards per game and was on pace for 2000~ and didn't get a single vote, which is typical for wide receivers. I'll just assume the voters were all delusional after the strike shut the season down for 2 months.
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Quiet Feet posted:I heard his butt is all messed up and turned sideways, and when he slides down the stairs it's like bbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr i heard his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt, which he can do because it's all messed up and turned sideways
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Woozie66 posted:https://twitter.com/GregDTWD/status/1769830614239261119?t=bSOoLWMcClis__mQxyjayA&s=19 Wow first reaction is those are really bad. Their previous uniforms were kinda generic and bland but not really awful.
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Nervous posted:Rip Winkie01. 🫡 xbilkis posted:Are you really getting mad at people for saying they think something is ugly Pretty sure they hear it all the time a neat cape posted:Remember when the Chargers dropped their redesign and everyone was in agreement that it was good Chargers uniforms and schedule releases remain great, now just need Harbaugh to fix them on the field.
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Mega64 posted:Marry - Andy Reid 
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Wake me up when LONGSNAPPER is released. Why do you think Belichick isn’t working this season? He’s directing and executive producing. Each episode will be over 3 hours long.
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Silly Burrito posted:PUNTER or gtfo Punter: A Ken Burns Documentary
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Black Lighter posted:New post because you can't attach images to edited posts. The left is burgundy; the right is maroon.  Professor Funk posted:I don’t understand this They think they can fix him?
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I’m okay with that. Hank Baskett
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Gonz posted:Gary Brackett  he was a decent linebacker for years (And returned the fumble for a TD in the Rosencopter play ) and didn’t have the onside kick hit him in the hands, unless I’m completely blanking on something he did in that Super Bowl.
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Adun posted:Why would you ever post about your job on Something Awful Dot Com Chiche was the definition of 
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