The 2024 Offseason Thread - Mid player my team paid > Mid player my team didn't pay

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Niners need to fire Shanahan and cut all their starters and replace them with the ULL Ragin' Cajuns.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 07:04

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:00

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Many people are saying this.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 19:46

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

The Seahawks are going to win the Superbowl

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 06:13

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Anderson Koopa posted:

Remember when the Bills and Jets played an early color rush game wearing Red and Green uniforms?

Christmas color game ruled

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 19:10

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Forrest on Fire posted:

Future Chiefs backup, just to piss Nagy off

Enjoy your future ring(s) Sir Titty Kisser.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 23:12

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

https://twitter.com/FantasyGazette_/status/1757055811027718528

Put that tweet in the Louve.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 19:04

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A Sneaker Broker posted:

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1758204002196406316?s=20

Good, we need a bridge QB for whatever prospect we draft.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 20:28

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post hole digger posted:

got popped for taking de-handsoming pills. tragic. we need to talk about the ways that society is failing facially divergent people like me and jimmy.

Four or five standard deviations in the opposite direction?

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 19:29

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Too much handsome growth hormone. When will these kids learn.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 06:29

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CharlestheHammer posted:

Hey a division win gets you to the playoffs just the same as 12 wins

Better, actually, since you get a home game.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 01:16

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Bet he ends up on the Jets

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 04:25

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Ted Ginn is the ultimate terrible draft pick, pretty good player.

I liked* his work in Carolina.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 11:34

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Kalli posted:

As a fellow bratty bottom I'm also useless without my Big Dom

Adding this to my copy of TFF.xlsx

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 03:25

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post hole digger posted:

Love that the guy controlling the coaches emotions could no longer do that because he was unable to control his own emotions

When you bottle for two the pressure builds twice as fast.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 05:31

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fartknocker posted:

You’ve made pro-Patriots posts, so that can’t even be in the top 20

I mean, if your last twenty posts aren't your worst twenty posts what are you even doing with your life?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 18:08

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Pontius Pilate posted:

But who can replace whatever sirianni does??

Show me another guy with the same crying ability

# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 00:18

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Kawalimus posted:

Terrible news. Flaco has died.

https://apnews.com/article/flaco-owl-dies-central-park-zoo-escape-e44939489c422379723d9fdec1b8c9db

Flags at half mast

# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 11:22

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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Just have them play water polo

Why are you adding a pool to a sport involving horses?

# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 23:39

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Forrest on Fire posted:

If they do that, I'm buying a knockoff Bears sweatshirt and going full meathead posting.

I'm looking forward to you stepping up your posting game.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 20:32

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Declan MacManus posted:

if you could have your contract voided for conduct detrimental to the team for yelling at a coach the player's union would not be very happy

You'd think his first season in Denver would have counted as conduct detrimental to the team.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 16:40

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Woozie66 posted:

https://twitter.com/twithersAP/status/1762906581983781119?t=SPaNXEoqN3H79XInjVYMsw&s=19

The system works

Watch it be a room with a bunch of scales

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 05:17

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D-LINK posted:

Guess what big shooter, he's meeting with them imminently lol

Steelers country, let's smelt!

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 05:27

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SilvergunSuperman posted:

It's an upgrade but lol if you think either of them are taking the steelers anywhere than a quick playoff exit at best. Which is the same as last year so

Mike Tomlin is actually immortal and this post will apply every year as the Steelers fail to ever overcome their own mediocrity.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 11:12

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Bismack Billabongo posted:

I think we can do better than scraping the bottom of the barrel for lame decade old jokes from a back roping creep. Maybe we can just start posting a bunch of great barstool content about whatever portnoys betting on today. Or we can bring back the guy who was posting lots of gifs of bouncing cheerleader tits with one sweaty hand. Cool offseason poo poo for the boys. You know

Rip Winkie01.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 22:39

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kiimo posted:

When your front office says hmmm how can we make our players look like they have tiny shoulders

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/07bc6486-0ca4-497e-99ee-841486fefd6e

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 22:45

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Black Lighter posted:

New post because you can't attach images to edited posts. The left is burgundy; the right is maroon.

Soul Glo posted:

If we’re going to start arguing the subtleties of colors, keep in mind that like 8-10% of men are colorblind, and many of them don’t know it

PamTheyreTheSame.jpg

# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 19:51

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pmchem posted:

Ban the ~~Pats employee~~ AFC East

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 02:40

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a neat cape posted:

Basically yeah. He'd say something about the Seahawks and then the usual suspects would do their thing.

Pete Carroll y'all

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 06:05

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FizFashizzle posted:

Mahomes being tolerable is a stretch

He became extremely bitch made for me after all his whining about the Kelce TD that got called back due to one of the Chiefs receivers being hilariously offsides.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 19:03

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Professor Funk posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiestuarttv/status/1772028463681073583?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw

The look of a man counting down the snaps until he has to start Zach Wilson again.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 05:51

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I'm glad to see the league is continuing to do God's work but giving the refs new ways to screw the Jets.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 06:05

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Corzaa posted:

The Jets screwed The Jets.

They know the Lord's will.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 06:24

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Cavauro posted:

but i don't care and will die within the next 10 years. the cincinnati bengals will be 1-3 in the super bowl soonly.

Glad you can still be optimistic in the face of your impending demise.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 20:14

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

28-3 broke me as a Pats hater. Tom Brady was obviously God's annoited one after that and it was just hubris to keep trying to hate.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 23:27

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Pain of Mind posted:

Good, but once it is in his hands he runs at 1/3rd the speed of any other RB.

He's just becoming encumbered with the additional weight. Tell him to try and take the strong back perk.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 00:26

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Cavauro posted:

columbus chargers. toledo superchargers

Sacramento Superchargers

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:10

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

At some point, the Saints just have to run out of contracts they can gently caress around with, right?

The year is 3XXX, the Saints were over the cap by more then world GDP, and robo-Loomis just successfully got them cap compliant again.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 19:18

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Pron on VHS posted:

retired at halftime once again

Savage

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 21:55

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BlindSite posted:

Tmz are known for being first to report and last with their accuracy. Don't give em clicks imo.

Don't give anyone the clicks, the Internet was a mistake.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 02:27

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:00

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Grip it and rip it posted:

Well with police response times being what they are nowadays they simply didn't want to further obstruct traffic for 9 hours...

Just so incredibly unAmerican of them. It's our God given duty to make life as awful as possible for our fellow motorists.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 21:53

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