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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Extend brown. Extend luvu.

Dont trade any future picks

Pray that Bryce has a road to Damascus moment and retires

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mr. Nice! posted:

I still can't believe how much was paid in the draft for Young.

You’d think being involved in coaching Bryce would be career poison but no!

https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1756698594579767626?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

lol. Lmao.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ridder wins the starting job in Carolina without breaking a sweat.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hell yeah

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1757073263195275769?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGDwB2IZVDw

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Relentlessboredomm posted:

Every receiver at the end of their contract should do this.

Make sure they're not going to have to play with Kirk Cousins?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chandler jones has been stabilized.

quote:

Over the past few months, I’ve been dealing with some personal matters, but I’m happy to share that I’m feeling much better now,” Jones wrote on X. “I want to express my heartfelt gratitude to my family, friends and fans for your unwavering love and support. Additionally, I want to offer a sincere apology to anyone I may have unintentionally offended. Your understanding and support mean the world to me.”

https://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1757912794467639311?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Is this the first we’ve heard from him? That’s a serious inpatient stint.

Vvvv yeah that’s fair

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Feb 15, 2024

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cavauro posted:

someone said it was his anti-depressant/anti-anxiety medication and it's on the nfl PED list because it helps you to be more calm while playing. i believe it was k. kringle on twitter

Not propranolol, is it?

That's banned in all target shooting sports like rifling and archery.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








evans gonna look weird in Carolina next season

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Declan MacManus posted:

it does not, beloved retired nba hooper jr smith is currently an ncaa golfer

He never actually went to college though.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Luvu and brown both higher priorities.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Nosre posted:

30m real though? I know cap inflation and Burns is good, but he never struck me as "2nd highest paid edge" good

I do not think Burns is worth that contract, and I think currently he's at best the third best player on the Panthers defense. ]

I do not think Burns is a game changing, every down play wrecker that has to be accounted for. I think he's primarily a speed rusher who struggles to bring down larger qbs. He settles for swat attempts, especially last year. He can be a liability in the run.

The Panthers will never get an offer comparable to what the Rams offered, though that wasn't as good as most people remember since they were firsts in 2024/2025, with the Panthers getting nothing for 2023.

If the Panthers do decide to move on, I can't imagine anyone giving him even what the Panthers were offering. I feel like he's going to spend his whole career signing effectively 2 year deals with contenders that think they're one pass rusher away, and that's fine.

Conversely, he'll end up in Buffalo.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Really the whole league is paying Matt Rhule’s contract if you think about it.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Im reminded of that article which described him arriving to his birthday party riding a camel.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

I think that was the same as the absurdly expensive hotel room stories with his relatives?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/13432433/adrian-peterson-suspended-reality

quote:

Peterson entered by a path from the front door of his house toward the main tent. Another parade formed in front of him to lead the way: first the fire-breathers, then the sword swallowers, then the snake charmers and the belly dancers and then finally a camel, rented for the night from an Austin zoo. By the camel's side were three men dressed as humble peasants, their eyes glued to the floor, and atop the camel was one man, Peterson, wearing a bejeweled Arabian headdress and a gold sequined jacket.

As the camel entered the main tent, Peterson's guests began to shout, applaud and take photographs. Out in the crowd were several coaches from Peterson's high school, some of his former teammates at Oklahoma, dozens of relatives from rural East Texas and Vikings quarterback Teddy Bridgewater. Peterson stood up on the camel's back to look down at them, and he seemed in that moment to resemble nothing of the flawed, damaged, disreputable athlete his friends and family members had been hearing about for the past year. He was a king. The crowd rushed toward him. The camel's handler worked to calm its nerves.

"Sometimes the best way to move on is to basically just try to forget the bad stuff, enjoy yourself and pretend like nothing much really happened," says Joe Davis, Peterson's cousin.

quote:

The children stayed inside his mansion under the care of a nanny as the party continued to build momentum past 10 p.m., then midnight, then 1 a.m. The Man Cave finally opened at a little past 2:30 a.m., and men played video games on a PS4 while a group of women who referred to themselves as "pole magicians" danced in lingerie at the center of the tent. The caterers brought out milk, cookies and then cereal. Sometime during the night, before the first guests began to trickle out at sunrise, before Peterson left with a handful of friends to continue their party elsewhere, Peterson and wife Ashley took a microphone and stepped onto the stage.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







All that matters is getting to the playoffs.

Once there it’s a crap shoot.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Of course I’m coming from the perspective of someone who’s team is several years away from challenging for the playoffs.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I would be happy with a playoff win

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







indigi posted:

what if they played football in shin-deep water. it would cut way down on concussions. they should try it at next years pro bowl

Bottom of the pile going for a loose ball but you’re face down in water.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Norman at least got cams helmet off.

Those jabronis couldn’t even get cams Stevie Nicks hat off.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fsif posted:

Peter King was a shield bootlicker that probably had some problematic old man takes but I generally liked his presence in the football sphere. Affable fellow that often had some genuinely interesting nuggets in his columns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEMoy0VHlw

I wouldn’t say shield so much as a NE teams spokesperson.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers players know tepper is a fraud

https://x.com/josephperson/status/1762878183072784562?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Canned Sunshine posted:

I would expect every player would always prefer actual turf over artificial grass. I have nice artificial grass in my backyard, but I’d never want to play a competitive sport on it.

Yes but think of the Noah Kahn shows….

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Weights are the same weight.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







There is probably a small cabin on the property that he had jogged to and from a few times.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







love to leak friday afternoon news well into the offseason right before the combine to deflect blame from my wife.

https://x.com/avl_mike/status/1763653177642037666?s=20

Lots of rumors during the season and last offseason that Nicole had influence in the Panthers drafting Bryce.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Grozz Nuy posted:

Why is Tepper's wife so involved with football affairs that he feels the need to deflect blame from her in the first place?

Because we’re a well run, functional organization.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Tim Whatley posted:

Broncos owe him $39 loving million guaranteed lmao

Since the Super Bowl in 2015, both the Panthers and Broncos have only 1 winning season a piece. Broncos have not made the playoffs. Panthers made the playoffs once, but lost to the Saints in the wildcard round.

Broncos are probably on the upswing tho, while Carolina is the worst situation in the league.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers might have to use their first pick on a DB

https://x.com/jfowlerespn/status/1764713955891490999?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Right now it’s #1 cb CJ Henderson, after Horn suffers his week 3 non contact soft tissue injury.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Non exclusive. I’m sure they’d love a team to snag him.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







This woman lives rent free in my head

https://x.com/avl_mike/status/1765412318911828008?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







What do I like most about Bryce? (Spouts complete bullshit)

https://x.com/sheena_marie3/status/1765452313269858709?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Intruder posted:

I'm sure there's an obvious instance I'm not thinking of but has a team ever lost the #1 overall pick to a previous year's trade before? I know the Texans gave up what ended up being #3 overall for Tunsil but that's the highest I can think of


it's never happened. Panthers are the first.

Ironically Hurney tried to do it when he offered the Cardinals the Panthers first overall pick in 2011 because he wanted Jimmy Clausen. the cardinals turned it down to draft Dan Williams. The pick they turned down was used to draft Cam Newton.

If the Cardinals had accepted, they'd have had the 1st and 5th pick in the 2011 draft.

At 5, the Cardinals drafted Patrick Peterson, who had the game sealing interception against Cam in week 1.

Anyway the Panthers are and have been loving dogshit shoot me in the face.

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Mar 6, 2024

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Black Lighter posted:

Too bad Bryce isn't tall enough to ride

poo poo.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







:thunk:

https://x.com/dnewtonespn/status/1766770512380706948?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Main interview for this is a rival GM

quote:

It's too early,'' said Tampa Bay Buccaneers general manager Jason Licht. "You can't take anything away from Stroud. He had a great year. Unbelievable.

"But it's still too early to tell. It wouldn't surprise me, as good as Bryce was in college, if he rebounds and has a helluva year this year.''

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Of all the slings and arrows panthers fans have endured under tepper, this is by far the most odious.

https://x.com/josephperson/status/1766894602848436322?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

This man straight up Does Not Know How to Play Football.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Quiet Feet posted:

Thomas is a 3rd stringer, how much could he possibly have been making?

3 years/17 million signed in 2022.

Thanks fit and Rhule.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Please save us

https://x.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1767293045504983246?s=20

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Amy Pole Her posted:

Yeah panthers fans how are you feeling about losing him before we see the comp? Maybe a 2nd or future 1v?

Depends on what they get, though they were never going to get something close to the Rams deal.

Also apparently other teams have gotten involved so this hopefully drives up compensation.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Niwrad posted:

How is this even possible?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







This is a good one

https://x.com/nealerrr/status/1767323147408179595?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Edit

https://x.com/lukecombs/status/1767346223311134932?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Mar 12, 2024

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SKULL.GIF posted:

Aaron Rodgers abandoning the Jets to run for Vice President would be god drat funny

If you don't want to see him at a debate then I got nothing for you.

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