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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Imagine if they asked if his mom was a prostitute during draft interviews

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Grozz Nuy posted:

Ownership wants to stay competitive in the short term because they're about to sell, that's the entire reason Pete was fired in the first place. They're not going to get rid of Geno.

idk about two, Lockett was looking pretty washed for most of last season and that's probably not going to get better going forward

Are they actually moving toward selling? I remember the team was supposed to be sold after Paul Allen died but his sister just said "nah that's mine" and nobody did anything about it.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Bill as a coach, maybe. It was out there that he wanted roster control again, which loving lol.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

What happened with Araiza?

He was proven innocent right? OJ was too and I don't know what to believe.

Apparently, he wasn't at the party when the rape occurred, so the criminal case never went forward. IIRC there was also some talk that she'd spoken with her friends, saying it was consentual as well. He'd filed a defamation suit counter to her civil against him.

I'm short it's a loving mess

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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A Sneaker Broker posted:

Which one of y'all is gonna sign Bakhtiari?

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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loving nerd with all his numbers

yeah it should've changed when they extended the season he's right

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Hey hey they have a weight room. It's just in the middle of the indoor practice field

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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How can we know the reliability of this survey without analysis from Nate Silver?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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The entire football world has seen Bath too the Jets for what a year now? It's as obvious as his inevitable week 2 injury

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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kiimo posted:

Did I read that right? The bills released five defensive backs? Are they just done?

3. 2 are washed other is a jag.

They've got a bunch of overpaid middling guys and washed rear end Von Miller just chomping down on cap space.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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They traded for Elijah Moore in season after not getting Jeudy only to get Jeudy later. Just collecting lovely receivers

Legendary jag only because Steve Smith roasted him
https://twitter.com/NickPedone12/status/1766520046010937717?s=19

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Fools, steelers receivers are bad after they get away from Pittsburgh

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Diva Cupcake posted:

I predict the Chiefs will shop in the Curtis Samuel bin.

He'd be an excellent fit. Dude still has speed and decent hands. Don't want it to happen but he's perfect for them

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Borsche69 posted:

who was the one guy trying to use advanced stats to claim aaron donald was washed? lol

Somebody at pff

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Just going to assume Jeudy has a lawsuit coming. Browns analytics loves those stat

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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ACAB

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Put this nerd back in the locker

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Deion needed attention

https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/deion-sanders-colorado-stars-might-refuse-teams-2025-nfl-draft.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky

quote:

Colorado head coach Deion Sanders is warning NFL teams who might already be eyeing his son, quarterback Shedeur Sanders, in the 2025 NFL Draft.

Sanders’ message: Shedeur will not play for certain teams, and the same goes for Buffaloes two-way star Travis Hunter.

Sanders drew an analogy between their situation and that of former New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning before he went No. 1 overall in 2004. Manning made it clear he would not play for the Chargers, who had the No. 1 overall pick, so they drafted him and traded him to the Giants.

Sanders predicts both players will go in the top four picks in 2025.

“I know where I want them to go,” Sanders told the Million Dollaz Worth of Game podcast. “So it’s certain cities that ain’t gonna happen … It’s gonna be an Eli.”

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Mar 26, 2024

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Najee has Trent Richardson syndrome

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Rams and Jaguars become the international teams. Jaguars to Mexico City and Rams to Calgary

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Bellmaker posted:

N: https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1773012995896926413

V: I really hope for once that’s AI what the poo poo is going on with that elbow :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfHvz4gxLFk

TLDW: it's a pic from the season, he had bursitis, it's fine unless it becomes a reoccurring thing

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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It's a fluid filled sac that was drained like a week later.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Good thing he can't catch or there might be charges

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1775957832644321377

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1776292375733694530

this dumbass ran away from the scene and forgot to grab the dimebag!?

Just shy of confirming he ran because he wanted to avoid the DUI

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Stafford doesn't have feeling below his waist for like half of 22 or something wildly stupid.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Isn't that the Lockette that broke his neck on a kick return?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Asproigerosis posted:

Who the gently caress is otahni

He's a baseball man from Japan that can pitch and hit extremely well. Dude has been doing poo poo that hasn't been done since Ol 1 Sock Amos Fathernington in 1902.

Ohtani is a legit world famous sports man for the past like 3 years

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Like he never left the Angels

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Wrecked

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1779544770500567223?s=19

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Chiefs know a lot about causing brain injuries

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1779948208283656283?s=19

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Whatever elbow injury neccessitated that giant elbow brace never stopped him from putting it into a dude.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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mcmagic posted:

This is one of the better things he believes in. At best the government actively let the AIDS crisis happen.

They've traced HIV all the way back to the 1890s. It wasn't lab made. Don't do this

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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mcmagic posted:

He's wrong about the government inventing it but he's right that it actively let it happen and did nothing to stop it.

Yes, that was establish Reagan policy it's not even conspiracy. The lab made thing has to be nipped in the bud with the current climate.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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mcmagic posted:

I don't see much of a difference between creating AIDS to kill gay people and knowing AIDS existed and was killing millions of gay people and refusing to acknowledge that it exists or do anything to try to stop it for like a decade.

There are dickheads who insist covid was lab made and that's why we need to go after all the doctors/scientists/CDC/every public health worker (damned intellectuals!). The lab made route gives more ammo to those assholes and their excuse to rip apart every scientific institution. They get another example of reasons to not trust public health officials when the next pandemic happens.

I'll shut up now.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Give the Vikings the Falcons 1st. They'll finally be able to trade up.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Carlin would be a chargers fan. A team without a home

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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They scrapped the suburban land they bought to demand lake front property? Lol

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Watkins was incredible before his foot came off

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Dude can't catch a break

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1784678154675605557?s=19

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Football lockers need doors so they can shove guys like that in them

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