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Vampire Panties posted:
love is a battlefield. kids gotta learn that it sucks to suck if they’re ever gonna have a chance later
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i got my wife some flowers and made her some french pastries
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coming up on our 47th anniversary this year some people get less for murder
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I married my high school sweetheart. We've been together since 1995, and married since 1998. Gotta love getting married as dumb kids and making it work in spite of everyone telling us not to. Happy v day everyone!
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Feb 14, 2024 19:47
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my girlfriend is great but she is not much of a poster. i do all the posting for two in our household
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Feb 14, 2024 19:51
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she pays the bills and buys food it's a fair trade
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:my girlfriend is great but she is not much of a poster. i do all the posting for two in our household Saint Isaias Boner posted:she pays the bills and buys food it's a fair trade Are you my alternate universe twin?
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Grey Cat posted:Are you my alternate universe twin? look at our stars, checks out
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Look how pretty these chocolates are  
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redshirt posted:Happy Ash Wednesday as well (to those who celebrate)! More like rear end Wednesday (I am going to eat my wife's rear end (romantically))
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Feb 14, 2024 23:18
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bae is on holiday so im playing balatro and eating pancakes 
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Does anyone else's workplace celebrate valentines day? It feels so weird, especially considering like most work places we have a fair number of single employees. Anyways, I stopped by one of the roadside vendors and bought a rose that had been sitting out in the sun all day and a giant teddybear holding a heart that had been collecting street pollution all day to really show that I cared more than the drive-through rose tent at the grocery store.
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Three Olives posted:Does anyone else's workplace celebrate valentines day? 
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Three Olives posted:Does anyone else's workplace celebrate valentines day?
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I’ll never forget when I first saw my partner. She was radiant, standing out like a thunderbolt from all the other anime body-pillows in the store. As a Valentine’s Day treat, I popped her in the washing machine and used the fancy fabric conditioner.
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Solefald posted:Look how pretty these chocolates are Dang those are some pretty chocolates. My husband is the best. I always tell him he raises the average cuteness of all the husbands (2) in the marriage, which makes him giggle. We're going to romantically lift weights at the gym together then I'm going to make his favorite dinner. 
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Feb 15, 2024 01:14
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I'm single and will likely remain that way for a very long time. 
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Feb 15, 2024 01:17
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm single and will likely remain that way for a very long time. you’ll always have singles’ day, op 
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Feb 15, 2024 01:19
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this should be a whole thread
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Cooked the classic V-Day meal of filet mignon (med-rare natch), bacon-wrapped asparagus, topped with sautéed mushrooms simmered in a red wine reduction. A fresh bottle opened for consumption during and after the meal. Also bakery-fresh cannoli for dessert.
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TrashMammal posted:you’ll always have singles’ day, op I'm fat and ugly and celibate because I hate myself and I don't want to subject the horror of my gross body on a woman.
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm fat and ugly and celibate because I hate myself and I don't want to subject the horror of my gross body on a woman. If pencilhands is getting laid anyone can op
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm fat and ugly and celibate because I hate myself and I don't want to subject the horror of my gross body on a woman. there's a lid for every pot, my dude.
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm fat and ugly and celibate because I hate myself and I don't want to subject the horror of my gross body on a woman. the number 1 represents a bare stick, which is chinese shittalking for a dude that will never add a branch to their family tree. a holiday just for you, op
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Feb 15, 2024 01:29
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I went out for dinner tonight by myself because I'm single and nobody loves me. The waitress gave me a "Happy Valentines day" when she came to my table. I smiled and thanked her. She was nice. Now I'm at home with my GF (gay forums) {aka something awful} . [nothing wrong with being gay, but everyone calls this place dead gay forums]
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Feb 15, 2024 02:21
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My partner and I are going out to a fancy restaurant next week because neither of us like how busy it is on Valentine's weekend.
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Leave it to Swamp Bro to show us the way.
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I. M. Gei posted:this should be a whole thread Maybe next time I'll do something fun like that.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:The second best decision was shaving my head. Not having hair is so freeing. Having a great head of hair people are jealous of is also pretty freeing. OK that's all I got, no wife *sob
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Feb 15, 2024 02:47
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Happy gently caress day I guess
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The Grimace posted:Happy gently caress day That's not really in the spirit of the thread. Besides who fucks on valentines day? It's way too busy so it's much better to do it the day before so you can avoid all the traffic.
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Grey Cat posted:That's not really in the spirit of the thread. Besides who fucks on valentines day? It's way too busy so it's much better to do it the day before so you can avoid all the traffic. I certainly have not hosed on Valentine's day for several years. I'm probably gonna yank it later though. Thats kinda almost the same.
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I ate enchiladas with my mom at our favorite restaurant ☺️ It was good.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My partner and I are going out to a fancy restaurant next week because neither of us like how busy it is on Valentine's weekend. I think we're gonna try to find someone to come cook for us. No need to go anywhere or pay a markup for booze.
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