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loving on valentines day is played out and cliched. Wait a few more days and get freaky on Presidents Day
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Like my partner so much I'm gonna break up with them 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:loving on valentines day is played out and cliched. Wait a few more days and get freaky on Presidents Day It's true, nothing gets me hornier than thinking about problematic old white guys
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Feb 15, 2024 04:10
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:post about how much you love your partner itt im gay
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Had a great day with my wife, who is the love of my life, it’s also our anniversary.
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Feb 15, 2024 06:33
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Thanks Grey Cat 
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Feb 15, 2024 06:47
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Toxic Mental posted:Had a great day with my wife, who is the love of my life, it’s also our anniversary. thats crazy me too
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Feb 15, 2024 07:33
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Lol
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Feb 15, 2024 07:47
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Les Os posted:thats crazy me too congrats!
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Grey Cat posted:That's not really in the spirit of the thread. Besides who fucks on valentines day? It's way too busy so it's much better to do it the day before so you can avoid all the traffic. yeah sorry, I'm just grumpy because I have a stomach flu. Hope y'all had a good one
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The Grimace posted:yeah sorry, I'm just grumpy because I have a stomach flu. Understandable, hope you feel better.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If pencilhands is getting laid anyone can op "If"
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Bought my wife a card that said "still not sick of you" What can I say, I'm a hopeless romantic
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We had dinner in our underwear while watching both Deadpool movies, then gorged on ice cream and cookies. I blew raspberries on her tits and she said he'll yeah bröther like hulk hogan and we scampered to the bedroom laughing like little goblins. I'm marrying her one day.
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Feb 15, 2024 09:38
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I've been ruminating on all the love I have to give if only someone would accept it. I need love like a diabetic needs insulin, which is something I also need. Valentine's day is the worst time of the year and always sends me into a spiral of self-loathing and despair. I wish Saint Valentine had never been martyred. Sorry I'm having some problems, carry on with your meaningful and rewarding lives spent with loving partners. edit: I'm going to be horribly bullied for this post I just know it.
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Feb 15, 2024 10:21
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Sorry Nigmaetcetera. It can be a difficult day for people looking in on the outside and I really wouldn't wanna chastise anyone for feeling bad on V-Day. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.
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Feb 15, 2024 10:42
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Lower your standards, plenty of single fatties and uggos out there
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Feb 15, 2024 10:44
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Lower your standards, plenty of single fatties and uggos out there You’re talking to goons I think everyone is aware of that
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Feb 15, 2024 10:51
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You can always skim shallower
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SilvergunSuperman posted:You can always skim shallower So I should be asking homeless women out or what? Ex-cons? The severely mentally handicapped? Burn victims? Junkies? Disney Adults?
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Feb 15, 2024 11:05
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Man not the latter unless you're really desperate.
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Oof reminds me of years back this really cute woman with bad burn scars was registering my car and said "so when are you taking me for a ride?" and my answer was "haha *blush." gently caress, gently caress!
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Feb 15, 2024 11:23
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Three Olives posted:Does anyone else's workplace celebrate valentines day? Yeah we had a breakfast and the email said to bring something sweet and I went out and bought a cookie cake and out of the 80 or so people on the compound like 3 people brought something so I got got.
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Feb 15, 2024 11:34
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my wife made me a giant 3 page poster valentine's card with candy used like a word fill-in 
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Nigmaetcetera posted:So I should be asking homeless women out or what? Ex-cons? The severely mentally handicapped? Burn victims? Junkies? Disney Adults? Yes. I mean, maybe not those exactly but at some point in your life you just gotta ask yourself if dealing with those things is worse than being alone.
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Lol, just lmao at being loved by a partner
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Government Handjob posted:We had dinner in our underwear while watching both Deadpool movies, then gorged on ice cream and cookies. Now this is love. If you can't accept someone at their hoganest you don't deserve them at their goblinest.
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Do you have stairs in your house? Cause I brought the protection baby!!
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big congrats to pencilhands, i knew he could do it women love threadmakers, they just do
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Feb 15, 2024 18:50
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Bad Purchase posted:big congrats to pencilhands, i knew he could do it a role model for all who are as bad at life as they are at posting. be more like pencilhands you nerds. things get better if you try
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even if he’s lying, that’s ok. posters and sexual partners love liars. it’s simple biology https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awY1MRlMKMc
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So pencilhands got some trim? Hell yeah!! I guess he posted about it somewhere?
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wesleywillis posted:So pencilhands got some trim? hes a liar and a known troll
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I cooked steak for my mom because dad had to leave town for work and it was gonna be sad steak by the time he got back
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TrashMammal posted:a role model for all who are as bad at life as they are at posting. be more like pencilhands you nerds. things get better if you try news to me that he's made a good post
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Feb 15, 2024 19:20
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he authored a good post about his hard opiate shits as i recall
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:news to me that he's made a good post a better post
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:hes a liar and a known troll wow gonna need some proof of this claim.
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Bad Purchase posted:he authored a good post about his hard opiate shits as i recall link plz
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wesleywillis posted:link plz pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away
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