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Apr 6, 2011

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TrashMammal posted:

valentine’s day is for lovers, op

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Apr 6, 2011

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Cooked the classic V-Day meal of filet mignon (med-rare natch), bacon-wrapped asparagus, topped with sautéed mushrooms simmered in a red wine reduction. A fresh bottle opened for consumption during and after the meal. Also bakery-fresh cannoli for dessert.

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Apr 6, 2011

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I. M. Gei posted:

I'm fat and ugly and celibate because I hate myself and I don't want to subject the horror of my gross body on a woman.

If pencilhands is getting laid anyone can op

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Apr 6, 2011

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loving on valentines day is played out and cliched. Wait a few more days and get freaky on Presidents Day

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Apr 6, 2011

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pencilhands posted:

instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away

gently caress capitalism

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Apr 6, 2011

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Apologies are for the weak imo. Stand👏 by 👏your👏 posts👏

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