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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I went out for dinner tonight by myself because I'm single and nobody loves me.

The waitress gave me a "Happy Valentines day" when she came to my table.
I smiled and thanked her. She was nice.

Now I'm at home with my GF (gay forums) {aka something awful} . [nothing wrong with being gay, but everyone calls this place dead gay forums]

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Leave it to Swamp Bro to show us the way.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Grey Cat posted:

That's not really in the spirit of the thread. Besides who fucks on valentines day? It's way too busy so it's much better to do it the day before so you can avoid all the traffic.

I certainly have not hosed on Valentine's day for several years.
I'm probably gonna yank it later though. Thats kinda almost the same.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Do you have stairs in your house?

Cause I brought the protection baby!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So pencilhands got some trim?

Hell yeah!!

I guess he posted about it somewhere?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Bad Purchase posted:

he authored a good post about his hard opiate shits as i recall

link plz

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