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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Deathslinger posted:

I’m single and waiting until tomorrow so I can go to the supermarket and get as many discounted chocolate boxes as I can carry :getin:

i’m married and planning to do the same, except i’ll be dragging my partner along on account of their raging codependency and separation anxiety issues

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Vampire Panties posted:

All I need in this life of sin, is me and my dog friend



valentine’s day is for lovers, op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Vampire Panties posted:

:mods:

so why do kids give out Valentines at school? Do you think kindegardners are lovers? :thunk:

love is a battlefield. kids gotta learn that it sucks to suck if they’re ever gonna have a chance later

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Three Olives posted:

Does anyone else's workplace celebrate valentines day?

:sever:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

I. M. Gei posted:

I'm single and will likely remain that way for a very long time. :smith:

you’ll always have singles’ day, op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

I. M. Gei posted:

I'm fat and ugly and celibate because I hate myself and I don't want to subject the horror of my gross body on a woman.

the number 1 represents a bare stick, which is chinese shittalking for a dude that will never add a branch to their family tree. a holiday just for you, op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

gotta love yourself before you can love someone else :haibrow:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Bad Purchase posted:

big congrats to pencilhands, i knew he could do it

a role model for all who are as bad at life as they are at posting. be more like pencilhands you nerds. things get better if you try

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

even if he’s lying, that’s ok. posters and sexual partners love liars. it’s simple biology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awY1MRlMKMc

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

news to me that he's made a good post

a better post

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

syntaxfunction posted:

I missed this thread, but anyway I didn't do anything for Valentine's Day because my anniversary is the week before and I took her to a great restaurant and wined and dined her and then got her tucked in because unfortunately she had an early start the next day. It was a really good time tho, and with how busy we've been it was good to just get quality time together.

this is what real love looks like, folks :haibrow:

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