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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Me and my wife have been together 17 years and have never gone to bed angry at each other. Marrying her was the best decision I ever made.

The second best decision was shaving my head. Not having hair is so freeing.

I used to shave my head but my partner thinks I look better with it grown out (and she's not wrong).

Why am I cursed with you still in my forties, full head of thick voluminous hair!?

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My partner and I are going out to a fancy restaurant next week because neither of us like how busy it is on Valentine's weekend.

I think we're gonna try to find someone to come cook for us. No need to go anywhere or pay a markup for booze.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

So I should be asking homeless women out or what? Ex-cons? The severely mentally handicapped? Burn victims? Junkies? Disney Adults?

Yes.

I mean, maybe not those exactly but at some point in your life you just gotta ask yourself if dealing with those things is worse than being alone.

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