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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Matt Taven

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
[whispering to date while watching AEW Rampage when Matt Taven first appears on screen] That's Matt Taven

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Matt Taven

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

matt taven's mat tavern

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Ivypls posted:

matt taven's mat tavern

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

With Shawn Spears having departed, we need a new pervert, a better class of pervert who has waaaaay too close of a relationship with a routine implement of pro wrestling destruction.

We need a... Table Pervert!

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Alaois posted:

Matt Taven

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



happy to be a matt taven fan, me to myself many years in a row

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

*in the style of private party's music* oh my god is that Matt Taven?


MATT
MATT
MATT
MATT
MATT

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



HE'S

MATT

TAVEN

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I 'Tave when I drive

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR


I'm watching Matt Taven

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


that's so taven!

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009
Honestly I've been a Taveniac since that match he had with Kenny Omega not long after he debuted in AEW. I know some folks have been following him for longer than that but I've only been watching wrestling for 3 years or so so cut me some slack. I wasn't one of the melvins saying "who's Matt Taven" I knew who he was. He told me! He's Matt Taven!

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1757977859581186317?t=Wk9yJaX2HEDDz29Jr50SZg&s=19

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

pour one out for the trail of dead melvins left in his wake

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
this guy's name is Matt? Matt Taven???

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Whole bunch of Melvins in this thread

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
Even the Melvins are forced to admit: it's Matt Taven

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Matt Taven,

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Maven should come back to wrestling and get a bunch of ink.
He can be Tat Maven.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Matt Table

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017


Best case scenario he still goes through the table right

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Mid Taven

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sex Farm posted:

Best case scenario he still goes through the table right

that is the best case scenario you're seeing

Kirios posted:

Mid Taven

ban this loving melvin

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
There are many people who are not Matt Taven, in fact I'm one of them. However, Matt Taven is Matt Taven, and nobody can take that away from him.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


MJeff posted:



I'm watching Matt Taven

She's watching Matt Taven

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Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

No Melvins Allowed

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the film "geteven" but matt taven instead. mataven. i hope you understand what i mean

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Cavauro posted:

the film "geteven" but matt taven instead. mataven. i hope you understand what i mean

matt taven using Shimmy Slide as his entrance would probably make him championship level...

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.

Taven'd it

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


neoaxd posted:

matt taven using Shimmy Slide as his entrance would probably make him championship level...

:hmmyes:

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
(wakes up from a 60 hour yakuza binge) did someone say matt taven

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I wanna say how fuckin cool that table dive was

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Captain Foo posted:

I wanna say how fuckin cool that Taven dive was

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