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You think trolling is your ally? You merely (etc etc...) When the nurses smacked my newborn rear end, I was like "lol mad???" I was screaming "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE" outside JK Rowlings house. Before she wrote the books! I am at this moment handcrafting countless large sweatshirts for frumpy middle aged women, depicting minions saying "live laugh love" and you better loving believe Garfield and snoopy are on there. I fuckin... I motherfuckin went back in time and invented money. Automated customer service? Erectile dysfunction? Nancy Pelosi? Gaze upon my works and despair. Sound off how bad ya been
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Pity reply.
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this really puts a lot into perspective. thanks Bula Vinaka.
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The best troll I’ve ever seen convinced a bunch of idiots to pay $10 to post on the internet, then one bigger idiot bought that business from him
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Reported OP for stealing LAP's post
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*whispering in studio executives ear* Bet that avatar cartoon would make oodles of money adapted to film. Yknow what? Dark Tower too! Will you ever see me at night tho? Tiltin your coffee filter just so So the bean juice will be free to flow From your kitchen counter to the flo' BRJurgis fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Feb 17, 2024 |
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Smugworth posted:Reported OP for stealing LAP's post u mad?
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Bad Purchase posted:u mad? 
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BRJurgis posted:You think trolling is your ally? You merely (etc etc...) what?
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I caught a 16" rainbow trout while trolling last summer.
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 in the same vein
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Pity reply. this, tbh
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i once made a nerd poo poo his pants
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I removed all the footage of Tom Bombadil from the game of thrones movies. They shot it and it was awesome.
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trolling is business and business is good 
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Junk posted:i once made a nerd poo poo his pants howd you get them to eat their pants in the first place? 
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Junk posted:i once made a nerd poo poo his pants You shouldn’t bully yourself op
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Troll Credentials is a good name for a D&D character imho
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What did trolls do before people built bridges?
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redshirt posted:What did trolls do before people built bridges? why don't you tell us grandpa
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That guy Giles Corey or w.e from the crucible was a real one. "More weight." Posted through his own crushing execution.
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I would never troll. Trolling is a form of deception and is therefore against god
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I am wearing a wig that makes me look kinda like Noel Fielding.
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I haven’t trolled since I was PLO Pete in the Israel IRC chat room in 1995.
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BRJurgis posted:That guy Giles Corey or w.e from the crucible was a real one. "More weight." Posted through his own crushing execution.  ing while the rest of the village rolls their eyes and slowly crush you to death is sort of the epitome of trolling.
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R.L. Stine posted:why don't you tell us grandpa I wonder who built the first bridge? Maybe with troll assistance.
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As I am fastidious about making people aware, I'm pretty dumb, but considering that aqueducts are an advanced form of bridge, the Minoans seem to have used them, around 4000 years ago, we've been around twice as long as christ. E: I don't think I call it trolling anymore, just education via metaphysical cruelty.
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They shouldn't call it trolling. Name the practice after the most deceptive fantasy race: call it Humanning.
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I used to post on a music forum that used html and I figured out I could embed links to MIDI files in my posts so everyone reading that page would hear music, sometimes multiple songs at once, but couldn’t tell where it was coming from. It was super annoying and pissed everyone off. I don’t know poo poo about coding and I was amazed that it worked. On that same forum if someone was being an rear end in a top hat I would make a new account with their same screen name but with one character different in a way that was hard to tell like an extra space before the name and start posting heartfelt apologies as them. They would then have to come back and angrily deny having a change of heart. Ralph Hurley fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:I used to post on a music forum that used html and I figured out I could embed links to MIDI files in my posts i posted on some game forum that allowed html in sigs so i made mine include css that filled the entire page red and made it unusable
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Get somebody's attention and have them approach you. Ask them their name. Then turn around and leave before giving yours or shaking their hand. Correct people in inane ways when they make simple, observably true statements. A. "Did the cat get fed?" B. "Yeah, he just fed the cat." A. "No, actually I saw him feed the cat this morning". A. "What time is it?" B. "Twenty of." A. "Nah, its ten of." *points at watch that reads 42 minutes past* "See, quarter of, that's what I meant." That hapless idiot getting owned in those examples? None other than the poster you see before you. Just goes to show its a troll eat troll world. Ralph Hurley posted:On that same forum if someone was being an rear end in a top hat I would make a new account with their same screen name but with one character different in a way that was hard to tell like an extra space before the name and start posting heartfelt apologies as them. They would then have to come back and angrily deny having a change of heart. That's actually inspired.
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It was especially great when the rear end in a top hat was in a different time zone so they would log out at the end of their day of being a dick to everyone. Then I would come on as them that night being all apologetic and other posters would fall for it too and be accepting and forgiving. Then the next morning the rear end in a top hat would log on again, furious that they had been perceived as thoughtful for a few hours.
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Ralph Hurley posted:furious that they had been perceived as thoughtful for a few hours. fascinating
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There was a free online pictionary type game. No matter the prompt i would draw someone making GBS threads. Truly a golden era.
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A ranking government official got in hot water about a decade ago for blocking constituents on twitter, and a hateful tweet I made towards them was used as evidence why they should be able to block people lol
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Ralph Hurley posted:I used to post on a music forum that used html and I figured out I could embed links to MIDI files in my posts so everyone reading that page would hear music, sometimes multiple songs at once, but couldn’t tell where it was coming from. It was super annoying and pissed everyone off. I don’t know poo poo about coding and I was amazed that it worked. harmony central i hope
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Ralph Hurley posted:On that same forum if someone was being an rear end in a top hat I would make a new account with their same screen name but with one character different in a way that was hard to tell like an extra space before the name and start posting heartfelt apologies as them. They would then have to come back and angrily deny having a change of heart. This is good trolling. Why aren’t trolls like this anymore?
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Internet Old One posted:This is good trolling. Why aren’t trolls like this anymore? Nobody wants to troll anymore. Back in my day we had to post uphill through any number of AOL chat rooms.
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