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*backs into parking spots, taking twice as long as it would to park and back out of the spot*
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bradzilla posted:*backs into parking spots, taking twice as long as it would to park and back out of the spot* My cock is like a wizened little worm
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Feb 18, 2024 01:09
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*used the flat bed exactly once, to help a friend move* That mother fuckers furniture scratched the bed. God dammit!
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Feb 18, 2024 01:10
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Terrorist Hunting Permit sticker
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Feb 18, 2024 01:20
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hey guys i am not at all secure with my masculinity or the content of my trousers beyond that I'm just a real sad dude who doesn't have any consideration for even one single human being in the world besides himself, sorry about that
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Feb 18, 2024 01:22
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there was a sale down at the oversized truck store, sorry i didnt ask if you wanted any
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Feb 18, 2024 01:24
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i worship a bloviated orange steak salesman who shits his pants because i'm a closet homosexual and it appears that it is acceptable among my peers to gently caress another dude as long as its that particular dude
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Feb 18, 2024 01:25
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yeah i know it takes up 1.5 spaces at the parking lot, but imagine the day there's a flood or a blizzard my oversized truck will come in handy.
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Feb 18, 2024 01:27
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*easily spots road hazards many yards away sitting so high above the rest of traffic*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:34
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*Performs a sick flip off a ramp and lands on a bunch of junkyard cars while flames shoot out of my exposed oversized engine* oh wait we're not talking about monster trucks are we
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Feb 18, 2024 01:35
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*tows a stranger out of a snow bank and refuses to accept payment for the service*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:36
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how do you feel when small cars back into a parking spot op
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Feb 18, 2024 01:38
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*Transports new furnace to office building* *Desk jockey doesn't know what they are doing, decides its beneath them, possibly problematic*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:41
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fine, I shelter three entire homeless families under my rear canopy during a snowstorm using a generator from my big block engine to provide interior heat
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Feb 18, 2024 01:43
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Smugworth posted:*tows a stranger out of a snow bank and refuses to accept payment for the service* i was doing this up until last year, when one of my rally clubmates who was also doing this got sued by their insurance company because someone they rescued filed an insurance claim and said the recovery broke their wishbone lmao now i drive by. gently caress em
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Feb 18, 2024 01:43
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MY WIFE IS A BITCH BUT I LOVE HER HEY CMERE I WANNA TELL YOU MY OPINIONS ABOUT IMMIGRATION
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Feb 18, 2024 01:43
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Doing a huge burnout leaving the bar cuz it's earth day, losing it and crashing into a wall Getting busted after the cops follow the fluid and debris to your friends driveway (The unmistakabld crunching sound of truck hitting wall was the perfect punchline to yet another burnout)
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Feb 18, 2024 01:43
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I rescue like 53 dogs during a flood, a non-zero amount have gorgeous purple hair
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Feb 18, 2024 01:44
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Hey man check out my “Biden hogtied in the truck bed” tailgate wrap! Cool right?!?!?
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Feb 18, 2024 01:44
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it's a long drive to the nearest supermarket, so i use my oversized truck to buy a week's worth of groceries for myself and my elderly neighbours
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Feb 18, 2024 01:46
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*Rolls coal on a liberal in a Prius* Hell yeah GIT R DONE
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Feb 18, 2024 01:47
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*taps the horn politely to let the civic in front of him know the light has turned green*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:48
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revving my comically loud engine at every stop light in the city because my comically large truck all jacked up on my comically large tires and playing my comically loud music still doesn't get me the attention I need, it's either this or I gotta keep someone in my basement
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Feb 18, 2024 01:50
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*sneezes violently, pisses*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:50
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I just installed some lovely AutoZone LEDs in my halogen headlight housings and without the proper cutoff or shutters I'm going to blind everyone on the road while blasting Luke Bryant through my "sick" system also purchased from AutoZone.
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Feb 18, 2024 01:51
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:how do you feel when small cars back into a parking spot op Can't say I've ever seen this op
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Feb 18, 2024 01:55
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creeps down the street at 15mph because it's rainy out and there are puddles that might get my truck dirty 
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Feb 18, 2024 01:55
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everyone loves a dickhead who uses a medium-duty truck for trivial poo poo, it's gauche to ride at over 20% of your max GVWR dontcha know
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Feb 18, 2024 01:57
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*punisher and thin blue line stickers on rear window*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:58
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... i wonder if i should put another pair of truck nuts on the back...
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Feb 18, 2024 02:01
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bradzilla posted:*punisher and thin blue line stickers on rear window* Calvin pissing on Disney logo or the word "WOKE"
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Feb 18, 2024 02:02
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*stops in front of a bunch of goons and revs engine extremely hard while making eye contact with whichever one of you is holding a sign.*
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Feb 18, 2024 02:02
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I'M A BIG STUPID BABY WITH A TINY PEENER AND I POST REAL BADLY AND NOBODY LIKES ME AND I'M LIVING PAYCHEQUE TO PAYCHEQUE WHILE I WATCH EVERYONE AROUND ME GET PROMOTED AND COOL RAISES AND FAMILIES AND I'M FLOUNDERING HERE GUYS. I SMELL BAD ALSO.
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Feb 18, 2024 02:04
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"lmaooooooo yikes such small dick energy, do u even? i cant even today, ur just like voldemort, this aint it chief." "yeah, you wreckon?" *blows fat stacks of black loving air all over u*
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Feb 18, 2024 02:05
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"if I get in a crash I win"
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Feb 18, 2024 02:12
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*drives 4 hours to absolute middle of nowhere to go camping/drinking with friends* *gets stuck* friends say "this never would've happened if you had a Ford/Chevy/Dodge/Jeep/Toyota" but never Nissan
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wreckon
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Feb 18, 2024 02:18
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bradzilla posted:*backs into parking spots, taking twice as long as it would to park and back out of the spot* *buys one (1) piece of wood at Home Depot*
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Feb 18, 2024 02:25
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I can't drive op so I won't be doing that itt or otherwise
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Tax write off for my business
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