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Jestery posted:Ahhh pinche tu madre Un carro grande no es un camión grande. 
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we speak english in this country. semper fi.
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Mar 14, 2024 14:19
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Dirty Hands Clean Money. I'm the supervisor at the job site and I cheat on my taxes to afford the payments on my Sierra. Can't drive a Silverado like all the actual workers.
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Mar 14, 2024 14:25
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Jestery posted:Ahhh pinche tu madre No quema cuhh
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Mar 14, 2024 14:49
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while my wife exists to produce children and it is her highest calling, I hate both my wife and my children. Time to go to the bar it’s a Tuesday ooooorah
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Mar 14, 2024 15:13
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*shin splints from needing to jump 6 feet from seat to ground*
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Mar 14, 2024 15:48
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Snow Cone Capone posted:dunno who mentioned early on "backs into every parking space" but since then I've started noticing it more and lmao it's true as hell I've definitely heard more than one guy somehow think that this is a testament to their masculinity or driving skill. But when I see people do it they're not exactly blues brothers material. They just awkwardly back into the space getting in everyone's way. The real chad move is to just be where there aren't other cars and park there. Don't tell everyone my secret or they'll ruin it.
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Mar 14, 2024 16:22
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How's the weather down there lol!
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Mar 14, 2024 16:48
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My high school age daughter's friends are hitting on me again. I can just tell
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https://twitter.com/molotovflicker/status/1772531869155770480
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Mar 26, 2024 17:30
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People are so stupid and self centered sometimes that it makes me grumpy.
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Mar 26, 2024 17:39
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Grey Cat posted:People are so stupid and self centered sometimes that it makes me grumpy. *Taps rear window decal* 
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Mar 26, 2024 18:17
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Smugworth posted:*Taps rear window decal* Enjoy driving off a broken bridge, bud. YEEHAW! rolls coal and drives away
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Mar 26, 2024 19:31
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Maybe they’re going to winch up the wreckage and bring the bridge back up. True American Heroes 
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Mar 26, 2024 19:48
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I don't think smugworth would do something that productive with his big truck. He refuses to put even a single 2x4 in the bed because it might scratch the liner.
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Mar 26, 2024 19:49
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I saw smugworth buy a piece of wood at Home Depot and put it in a bag
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Mar 26, 2024 19:55
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They only debt I have bigger than my truck financing is to Home Depot. Actually that's a lie it's my unpaid child support. My ex wife is will get my Tundra TRD over my dead body! I've used 10k in Home Depot plywood to fortify my garage!
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Mar 26, 2024 20:01
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one does not simply drive into mordor
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Mar 26, 2024 20:06
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gotta buy gas
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Mar 26, 2024 20:10
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bradzilla posted:gotta buy gas
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Mar 27, 2024 11:49
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dee eight posted:yesterday in the winco parking lot i saw a truck with a thin blue line sticker that somebody had rainbow colored with markers and a guy was scraping at it with a pocket knife and cussing Crossposting this from the chat thread lol
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Mar 27, 2024 14:26
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tangentially related but there's a house I pass by on the way to work every day that has the following flags/signs on their lawn/front of house: -the "in this house we believe" social justice lawn sign -rainbow American flag -progress pride flag -thin blue line flag -pow-mia flag I'm so curious
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Mar 27, 2024 14:55
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Progress is good, but what I really like is police boots on my neck.
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Mar 27, 2024 14:57
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Snow Cone Capone posted:tangentially related but there's a house I pass by on the way to work every day that has the following flags/signs on their lawn/front of house: A gay Nam veteran who became a woke cop.
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Mar 27, 2024 15:03
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DIPPIN SKOAL and ROLLIN COAL BABY! YEEHAW *pulls into office block parking lot in Texas suburb where my spreadsheet job is located*
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Mar 27, 2024 15:14
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Gotta make a left turn. Just gonna cut through about four other lanes while I do, thanks
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Mar 27, 2024 15:26
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Grey Cat posted:Progress is good, but what I really like is police boots on my neck. Don't kinkshame
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Mar 27, 2024 15:53
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Snow Cone Capone posted:tangentially related but there's a house I pass by on the way to work every day that has the following flags/signs on their lawn/front of house: it's the cop from the village people
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Mar 27, 2024 16:03
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This large truck will be the ideal backdrop to showcase my new bloatee and rant about liberals on Facebook.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:17
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Just gonna drive permanently with two tires on the center line.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:18
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greetings patriots, happy march 27th (true patriots know what that means). well, it happened again. wife found out i low key restarted ordering and stockpiling emergency food buckets and i'm sleeping on the couch. again.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:28
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dervival posted:it's the cop from the village people This is perfect lmao
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Mar 27, 2024 16:32
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sugar free jazz posted:greetings patriots, happy march 27th (true patriots know what that means). well, it happened again. wife found out i low key restarted ordering and stockpiling emergency food buckets and i'm sleeping on the couch. again. I used to hear some insane radio commercial about how the world is going to hell and True Patriots will be ready by buying stockpiles of prepper chow or whatever. They definitely know their demographic.
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Mar 27, 2024 16:44
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dervival posted:it's the cop from the village people You should make more than .63 posts a day.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I saw smugworth buy a piece of wood at Home Depot and put it in a bag That was a paint stick stupid
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Mar 27, 2024 18:00
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*honk*
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Mar 28, 2024 00:05
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How dare you presume my truck's pronouns.
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Mar 28, 2024 20:21
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Boner pills... But for your truck. Cybertruck; marry, gently caress or kill?
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Mar 28, 2024 20:28
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gotta get gas even though i left the tailgate down for aerodynamics
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numberoneposter posted:Boner pills... But for your truck. I want to see a jacked up Cybertruck
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