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Hits a kid because they are shorter than the line of visibility from the cabin. "What was that. actually never mind" Edit: hell yeah, trucks
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egg_dog posted:Hits a kid because they are shorter than the line of visibility from the cabin. "What was that. actually never mind" Fun fact: It's not considered a hit and run if you don't notice you hit anyone! Getting a truck wit a cab high enough you can't see anyone is just the legally prudent thing to do!!! *(This is legal advice from a real lawyer person)
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Feb 18, 2024 10:29
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I bust the hip of an old man in a parking lot because he lets me know that he thinks something's wrong with my exhaust and I should get it to the Midas. I quickly leave the scene and upload a video of myself where I talk about how I had to defend myself from a crazy lib and how the guy was lucky I didn't have my gun on me. Two days later store security footage is released to the media and I'm arrested. When interviewed on Fox News, I blame Biden for dividing us like this. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Feb 18, 2024 10:56
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i bought this thing cuz my old crown vic doesn't intimidate people anymore
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Feb 18, 2024 12:18
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gently caress gotta buy gas
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Feb 18, 2024 12:41
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Devils Affricate posted:*for some reason constantly tries to race owners of faster cars such as forums poster devils affricate and loses every time* Diesel dipshit gets clowned by dadvan Honda Pilot every time.
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Feb 18, 2024 13:16
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*takes truck in annually to have it inspected so it meets all federal and local emissions and safety standards*
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Feb 18, 2024 13:21
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Contributes to the worsening of society
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Feb 18, 2024 13:26
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I hear this thing is also a boat I'm driving it to the beach!
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Feb 18, 2024 13:38
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Remember in Police Academy how they use a monster truck in a car chase? I think about it every time I drive my oversized truck.
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Feb 18, 2024 14:01
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Come and Take It Molon Labia
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Feb 18, 2024 14:34
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Legit question for rural Americans – How do I haul the 30-50 bodies of feral hogs that i shoot in my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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Feb 18, 2024 15:05
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I have chosen to live in a condo building with basement parking/building entry and am incapable of getting into or out of my assigned space without a spotter. Now I'm screaming obscenities at my neighbor from down the hall who refused to act as spotter when ordered because they're legally blind and can't tell in this super dim lighting whether I'm about to ram the pillar or back into that Mercedes. They turn around, walk to the doors and enter the building. I am now stuck honking, shouting and angrily crying in the garage until some other poor soul comes along that I can hector into standing behind my truck.
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Feb 18, 2024 15:10
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I keep seeing an old friend on Facebook hauling a trailer with a big electric truck. All his updates are him charging the thing. He's on a long road trip. I gotta commend the dedication but drat I wonder what the range is on the thing while hauling something.
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Feb 18, 2024 16:54
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*installs several after-market modifications that refuce the carbon emissions of the truck at the expense of power because he cares about the future of the planet*
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Feb 18, 2024 17:04
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Smugworth posted:*installs several after-market modifications that refuce the carbon emissions of the truck at the expense of power because he cares about the future of the planet* This has never loving happened
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Feb 18, 2024 17:06
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*pointing out various dents and blood splatters on the front of my truck to a new acquaintance* old lady. neighbor's dog. little league team. cyclist. yup, this thing's a beast, safest vehicle i ever owned.
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Feb 18, 2024 17:16
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I am an overweight 43-year old man with a perennially unwashed rear end, ungroomed patchy beard and a baseball cap to hide my bald spot. I manage a Mattress Firm in a strip mall off the interstate shared with an H+R Block and a vape shop. The closest restaurant is takeout Chinese 5 miles away but I don't trust ethnic food so I make the 30 minute round trip to Burger King every day. I eat in the parking lot with the truck running, exhaust pointed directly at the entrance, then play slots on my phone for another hour or so. I drive back to work, speeding and weaving through traffic - I need to get back and make sure the employees look busy, sure we haven't had a sale all week but that's no excuse for laziness. I park across three spaces and almost fall over climbing down the steps. The girl in the vape shop sees me, she always looks disgusted but I know she wants it. A fleeting reminder that I haven't seen my own dick in 10 years or pleased a woman in 20 flashes across my mind but I see how badass my KFC bucket rims with bullet-shaped wheel nuts look and start to feel better. I'll treat myself with a case of light beer on the way home, I deserve it for working so hard, plus I drive better when I'm a little drunk. The 50-foot walk to the front door is excruciating, I'm out of breath by the end. I should have parked closer...nobody ever uses those handicrap spots anyway!
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Feb 18, 2024 17:28
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I'm looking forward to purchasing an oversized electric truck, just not a fan of the Tesla truck
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Feb 18, 2024 17:32
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Worf posted:Got back from deployment and there was literally nothing else I could picture spending $90k on I blame Dodge for canceling the Charger/Challenger.
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Feb 18, 2024 17:46
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Jestery posted:gently caress gotta buy gas gently caress gotta buy gas
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Feb 18, 2024 17:53
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redgubbinz posted:I am an overweight 43-year old man with a perennially unwashed rear end, ungroomed patchy beard and a baseball cap to hide my bald spot. I manage a Mattress Firm in a strip mall off the interstate shared with an H+R Block and a vape shop. The closest restaurant is takeout Chinese 5 miles away but I don't trust ethnic food so I make the 30 minute round trip to Burger King every day. I eat in the parking lot with the truck running, exhaust pointed directly at the entrance, then play slots on my phone for another hour or so. I drive back to work, speeding and weaving through traffic - I need to get back and make sure the employees look busy, sure we haven't had a sale all week but that's no excuse for laziness. I park across three spaces and almost fall over climbing down the steps. The girl in the vape shop sees me, she always looks disgusted but I know she wants it. A fleeting reminder that I haven't seen my own dick in 10 years or pleased a woman in 20 flashes across my mind but I see how badass my KFC bucket rims with bullet-shaped wheel nuts look and start to feel better. I'll treat myself with a case of light beer on the way home, I deserve it for working so hard, plus I drive better when I'm a little drunk. The 50-foot walk to the front door is excruciating, I'm out of breath by the end. I should have parked closer...nobody ever uses those handicrap spots anyway! Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right
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Feb 18, 2024 17:59
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right Get their rear end
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Feb 18, 2024 18:02
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Sitting upside down in the ditch trying to figure out why giant tires and a high center of gravity are so hard to control in the snow at 80MPH. Eventually blames Joe B.
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Feb 18, 2024 18:05
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right triggered
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Feb 18, 2024 18:08
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right how fat are you
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Feb 18, 2024 18:09
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right edit: can you help me get a good deal?
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Feb 18, 2024 18:11
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right Oversized truck driver spotted
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Feb 18, 2024 18:24
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Smugworth posted:*installs several after-market modifications that refuce the carbon emissions of the truck at the expense of power because he cares about the future of the planet* *pisses in your DEF tank* Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right *steals your vehicle's fuses*
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Feb 18, 2024 18:26
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*sees you and locks the doors*
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right touch a nerve op?
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Feb 18, 2024 18:27
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I don’t get trucks, but I sometimes fantasize about getting an Escalade, because the idea of driving my living room around is appealing.
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right Let's talk turkey op: are u, or are u not, mad lol
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Feb 18, 2024 18:31
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So this doesn't seem to work as a boat very well, and reverse isn't working. Help I think I made a mistake.
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Feb 18, 2024 18:34
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I live in the suburbs and sometimes wish I had a 90s ranger or an old s10 maybe twice a year to move things. sorry I know we're talking about oversized trucks but I just wanted to chat.
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Feb 18, 2024 18:35
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driving my super duty accidentally taking a swig of tobacco spit because you forgot which bottle of ultra is the spittoon
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Feb 18, 2024 18:39
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egg_dog posted:Hits a kid because they are shorter than the line of visibility from the cabin. "What was that. actually never mind" every big-3 pickup model since 2018 literally has worse forward sightlines than the M1 Abrams.
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Feb 18, 2024 18:46
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still unsure what I want to do with the rest of my life but it feels like there is room for a big truck in it
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Feb 18, 2024 18:48
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F150 filled with trump stickers and anti vaccine outbursts in comic sans I finally have enough and try to run a Prius off the road just for the universal joint to break and I die from flying out at 75MPH with no seatbelt Goddamn Democrats assassinated him!
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*installs extra long 6 foot long bumpers to ensure no children could be hidden from view in front of the truck*
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