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mysterious frankie posted:I don’t get trucks, but I sometimes fantasize about getting an Escalade, because the idea of driving my living room around is appealing. If I drove an Escalade I'd tint the windows and wear sunglasses and an ear piece (connected to nothing). One of the obvious ones with the phone cord.
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*installs a tow receiver hitch and leaves the massive 2 foot long polished chrome tri-ball adapter attached at all times* *has never towed anything*
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mysterious frankie posted:I don’t get trucks, but I sometimes fantasize about getting an Escalade, because the idea of driving my living room around is appealing. this, like most issues, can be resolved with the purchase of God's most perfect vehicle, the 2002 Buick Park Avenue Ultra
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Feb 18, 2024 19:38
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redgubbinz posted:this, like most issues, can be resolved with the purchase of God's most perfect vehicle, the 2002 Buick Park Avenue Ultra Weird way to spell Saab 900 but yes.
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Feb 18, 2024 19:42
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dr_rat posted:Prove it. I don't owe you an explanation. My truck is oversized that's just a fact. I drive it too.
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Feb 18, 2024 19:48
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My little brother had an absurdly high lifted truck and the stupid double tires thing. He came to visit once and it was hilarious seeing him try to park this monster in little normal spaces. Also super embarrassing to be seen in it but my normal car got totaled.
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Feb 18, 2024 19:58
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*attempts to buy a reasonable sized truck in the USA* *finds out they don't really exist, choices are used ranger or used tacoma* *admits there is the comedy s10 as well, promptly forgets it*
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Feb 18, 2024 20:04
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Feb 18, 2024 20:21
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*supports a third party candidate with a small, barely visible decal in the back window*
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Feb 18, 2024 20:25
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Jestery posted:gently caress gotta buy gas
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Feb 18, 2024 20:40
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FJB sounds like a craigslist cruising acronym
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Feb 18, 2024 21:12
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i bought tires that ripped off my front bumper and my eyes line up exactly with the top of the steering wheel and i WILL hit you if you try to take my place in the starbucks line
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Feb 18, 2024 21:16
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 *my wife getting ready to pick me up from the food bank I volunteer at*
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Feb 18, 2024 21:30
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lmao that can't be road legal, i refuse to beleive it
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Smugworth posted:
Day three. The two surviving sherpas and I have almost reached the door of the truck.
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Feb 18, 2024 21:33
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We lost another one. They're in the keyed gouges now, may their soul fly as long as the petty vandalism.
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Jose Oquendo posted:All of the stuff listed in the thread is hilarious poo poo I see daily. Doesn’t even phase me anymore. In my area, they like to just pull through into the adjoining spot so they don’t have to back in or out. Twice in the last week they’ve pulled through into the spot I was just getting ready to park in.
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DamnCanadian posted:In my area, they like to just pull through into the adjoining spot so they don’t have to back in or out. I do this intentionally to people that look like libs
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Feb 18, 2024 21:54
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Grey Cat posted:I get out of my Truck and I see you in the grocery store parking lot. You're giving me a look I don't like. Oh, so you live in the same town as me! Also, I never put anything in the bed of the truck. I don't want to scuff up the bed liner. Biggest thing I've ever hauled was three sacks of groceries, in the back seat.
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Feb 18, 2024 22:12
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Worf posted:I do this intentionally to people that look like libs this. and it owns them summarily
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Feb 18, 2024 22:15
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Sorry I ran over your kid, but why the hell was he playing in a residential street that I decided to zoom through at 45 mph? Ask yourself that.
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Feb 18, 2024 22:34
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Only criminals are out on foot past 8pm anyway.
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Feb 18, 2024 22:39
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I put my laptop bag in the back of my truck on my way to work
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Feb 18, 2024 22:42
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*sees you gaining speed to overtake me and get in my lane* *speeds up* Go away prius, I’m not letting a car that ends in a pronoun pass This Vehicle
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Feb 18, 2024 22:44
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lol @ the poster who showed his perennially unwashed rear end
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Feb 18, 2024 22:45
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Wistfully recounts the various vintages of Like A Rock commercial and vaguely remarks on how things were better before
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Khanstant posted:FJB sounds like a craigslist cruising acronym Oh, it is
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*lets my truck idle for 7 minutes when I park in front of my new girlfriend’s condo* Hey babe, I think I really freaked out the neighbors, didn’t know you in a neighborhood like this. So are we headin’ to the Olive Garden or what? I left my wallet at Jeremy’s by accident so you gotta pay.
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Feb 18, 2024 22:48
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[beep beep!!] I'm pressing the horn a bunch
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*pulls into driveway at home, drives back to the bar drunk to get the greasy mesh hat I forgot there* *mesh hat was on passenger seat*
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Worf posted:*pulls into driveway at home, drives back to the bar drunk to get the greasy mesh hat I forgot there* Jestery posted:gently caress gotta buy gas
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egg_dog posted:[beep beep!!] I'm pressing the horn a bunch roll tide
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Worf posted:Wistfully recounts the various vintages of Like A Rock commercial and vaguely remarks on how things were better before The S-10 and S-10 Blazer were the best small trucks ever made as long as you didn’t mind occasionally crawling underneath and whacking the starter with a lug wrench to get the sonovabitch to start.
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hey baby doll d'ya think these tires are big enough? you aint a MAN if you don't need a ladder to climb into yer cab, an' i need to make sure everybody else knows it my other truck is a non-street legal DIRT BIKE
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*buys $200 in fuel, doesn’t pay at pump and complains about property taxes and 40k paid in income tax to cashier* *buys lottery ticket and a self serve coffee with no lid*
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Finally worked up the courage to confront the transit van guy down the street for loving my wife. Tried to intimidate him by following him to work but I got stuck when he pulled down a medium sized side street. Scraped up the paint real bad and I think he yelled “stay cramped, bitch” as he drove off.
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*is an influencer so the truck is a giant write-off* https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8K8xFRk/ Smugworth fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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I drive an old tacoma and had an Obama 2008 bumper sticker till 2016, when I scrapped it off so I wouldn't get targeted by roving gangs of local deplorables.
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