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I am an overweight 43-year old man with a perennially unwashed rear end, ungroomed patchy beard and a baseball cap to hide my bald spot. I manage a Mattress Firm in a strip mall off the interstate shared with an H+R Block and a vape shop. The closest restaurant is takeout Chinese 5 miles away but I don't trust ethnic food so I make the 30 minute round trip to Burger King every day. I eat in the parking lot with the truck running, exhaust pointed directly at the entrance, then play slots on my phone for another hour or so. I drive back to work, speeding and weaving through traffic - I need to get back and make sure the employees look busy, sure we haven't had a sale all week but that's no excuse for laziness. I park across three spaces and almost fall over climbing down the steps. The girl in the vape shop sees me, she always looks disgusted but I know she wants it. A fleeting reminder that I haven't seen my own dick in 10 years or pleased a woman in 20 flashes across my mind but I see how badass my KFC bucket rims with bullet-shaped wheel nuts look and start to feel better. I'll treat myself with a case of light beer on the way home, I deserve it for working so hard, plus I drive better when I'm a little drunk. The 50-foot walk to the front door is excruciating, I'm out of breath by the end. I should have parked closer...nobody ever uses those handicrap spots anyway!
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right triggered
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mysterious frankie posted:I don’t get trucks, but I sometimes fantasize about getting an Escalade, because the idea of driving my living room around is appealing. this, like most issues, can be resolved with the purchase of God's most perfect vehicle, the 2002 Buick Park Avenue Ultra
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Worf posted:*pulls into driveway at home, drives back to the bar drunk to get the greasy mesh hat I forgot there* Jestery posted:gently caress gotta buy gas
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Feb 18, 2024 22:55
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I can't believe traffic keeps getting worse, and parking is so hard to find now. Every time I get a new truck, it's like they narrow the streets and shrink the parking spaces! I'm getting real sick of people from these cities forcing their way of life on me. I'm always stuck behind a bus or waiting for someone to cross the street, just get rid of all that crap and traffic is fixed. Get a car, loser!
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Feb 19, 2024 00:43
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I'm feeling extra patriotic today, I'm gonna finance me a truck and modifications to make it so big no other truck can tow it when it gets repossessed.
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Feb 22, 2024 03:19
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Brother Tadger posted:“Panicking. Inebriated. Angry. In Your Lane. Distracted. gently caress gotta buy gas.”
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Yeah you'll probably want to edit that one out or get probed, you never go full truckbro wait do I need to put [OOC] before that
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