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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Terrorist Hunting Permit sticker

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tax write off for my business

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Time for some gas

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Monthly payments are $1200 and I'm deeply in debt.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Come and Take It
Molon Labia

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

mysterious frankie posted:

I don’t get trucks, but I sometimes fantasize about getting an Escalade, because the idea of driving my living room around is appealing.

If I drove an Escalade I'd tint the windows and wear sunglasses and an ear piece (connected to nothing). One of the obvious ones with the phone cord.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I drive an old tacoma and had an Obama 2008 bumper sticker till 2016, when I scrapped it off so I wouldn't get targeted by roving gangs of local deplorables.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Blasts some Nugent

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Worf posted:

a law where the size of your truck had to be correlated to your height*genital size (T=HC)

Inversely correlated.

*pushes up glasses

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Can't drive this truck in The Hague, I'll tell you what.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Trucks are too small these days. I need something really big.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Now we're talking! This somehow makes me feel calmer about all the failures in my life.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007



Now that's an oversized truck!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dervival posted:

how dare you take a picture of that truck while it's naked

oversized cabs getting hauled by a regular-sized cab are always hilarious to see though

For the record, that was Ocho Cinco's truck and he drove it into Foxboro Stadium on game day.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

getting the snowplow accessory and thinking about all the good I can do for my local community in the winter :)

Snow plow'll wreck your truck real quick. Best not to.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

they call it guzzoline in australia :pseudo:

According to this Australian documentary I watched called "Fury Road", they sure love their oversized trucks down under!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

They really need to build these drive throughs bigger.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

When things go sideways, I'll be able to make it about 20 miles outside the city.... (before I run out of gas).

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Loin King posted:

My coworker Tony backs his huge truck into parking spaces. He's center right politically but not a chud. Plays a lot of golf. Smokes cigars. Hangs out with older dudes a lot.

He's a hard worker. Good at following directions, maybe needs better critical thinking skills.

Nice guy, good interpersonal traits. Most people like Tony.

Let us judge Tony by his bumper stickers; does he have any, and please describe if so.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fords workin' on the F750 I hear. 3 stories tall.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Fishtails on a damp road trying to burn out a stop light

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Support are troops!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Did someone say gas?



lol perfect

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Got a sweet job at the gas station

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Got a little mini cooler put in the armrest for some road beers

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Oh that there? That's my spit cup.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jestery posted:

I gotta go buy gad

That drat Biden took our SSSSss!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Gets Yosemite Sam mad at a school bus

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

And smokes and dip and scratchers and beer

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My truck is my office

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Reads sign that says "50 miles to next Gas Station"


"Oh dang"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Specs out truck that can blast through front security gate

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"What's the weather like down there lol"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*makes oversized truck honking noise arm motion

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Novelty horn noise

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jeep Girl on her Tinder bio

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

They do infact make a truck uterus you can 3d print.



No I've never actually seen one in the wild.

Should be on a Dodge

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


*Tips cowboy hat

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*unlatches manual flip switch for EMERGENCY HORN

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

God I love them little flip switchs. "Brights". "Extra Brights"

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