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i sure do love teh doobie brothers
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i know all there is to know qabout blue oyster cult and their various bits of lore, ask me, i dare u
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Feb 19, 2024 19:02
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while it was extremely expensive to buy with the extended cab and v8 hemi and the maintenance is expensive and the gas is expensive and the insurance is expensive, the truck makes me feel safe when i drive and i value that because i run into a lot of things and am actually a pretty dangerous driver over all if im being honest
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I’m furiously looking out of the back of the cab, shouting, pointing up at the ceiling, the long line of cars behind me aren’t budging. I roll down my window and scream IT GOT TOO LOW REVERSE I brush the empty Monster Energy cans out of the way and grab my gun sugar free jazz fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Feb 19, 2024 |
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Feb 19, 2024 23:23
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yeah, if you’re wondering,I gently caress that tailpipe. now the answer to how I gently caress that tailpipe, well that’s the interesting part.
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Feb 20, 2024 02:00
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oooooooooooohhhhh i get so steamed when i see an ad for a different truck brand that i do not drive
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Feb 20, 2024 20:52
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a defining moment of my life is when my friend chided me for calling their salad gay
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Feb 21, 2024 17:10
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man i hate my job. dont tell my wife, who i hate, but i got a thing for nancy in accounting, gonna ask her out later this week. i also hate my kids.
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Feb 21, 2024 21:40
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googles barely legal teen from a Hardee’s parking lot
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Feb 21, 2024 23:15
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I call my wife the ol ball and chain ina joking voice but everyone know I really do just despise her and the only thing that gets me through the day is my blossoming prescription opiate addiction
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Feb 23, 2024 02:19
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take me hooooooommee country roooooaad to the plaaaaaace I beloooong
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Feb 23, 2024 03:49
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hate my kids, hate my wife, love my truck, oorah
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Feb 23, 2024 20:20
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*nods solemnly* corn
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Feb 23, 2024 21:33
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hello patriots, thanks for tunin in to trucks n trump, the #1 mayga trucks talk show. today we’re comin at u live from the cab of Betsy my beautiful baby girl because the ol ball and chain kicked me out -AGAIN- for teachin my idiot son a lesson about bein a real man
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Feb 25, 2024 17:22
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Azuth0667 posted:The station wagon is the superior vehicle. *inhales deeply in preparation for entering Slur Mode*
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Feb 27, 2024 06:33
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hello Cletus the auto zone clerk, what are the goddamn brightest headlights u got
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Feb 28, 2024 15:57
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sittin in my driveway oiling my tires thinking about the deer guard and light bar upgrades that i've wanted for a while now, maybe it's time
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Mar 4, 2024 22:50
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eah i got room on the credit card, its time
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Mar 4, 2024 22:54
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saw that bumper sticker on a Subaru the other day at my idiot kids soccer practice (ugh). said some stuff, my kid yelled at me, we got in the Trx and drove home to the ol ball and chain. drank a case of coors and watched espn to dull the pain
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Mar 8, 2024 06:31
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sure do love enlisting in the army
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Mar 14, 2024 00:29
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while my wife exists to produce children and it is her highest calling, I hate both my wife and my children. Time to go to the bar it’s a Tuesday ooooorah
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greetings patriots, happy march 27th (true patriots know what that means). well, it happened again. wife found out i low key restarted ordering and stockpiling emergency food buckets and i'm sleeping on the couch. again.
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Internetjack posted:In a college thermodynamics course this question came up and the professor was all, "Welp, anyone have a truck outside?" We got measuring tapes and went and measured the poo poo out of that truck. Length, width, weight, size of the tailgate, etc. Got the weight out of the owner's manual. The professor then made an entire lesson on the spot on how to build the proper equations for the aerodynamics and fuel economy, etc. well a: u didnt measure my truck, idiot, and b: who cares dumbass idiot nerd shut the hell up before i throw a can of sugar free rockstar at ur head
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