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Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Fairly sure the guy down the street with the ford transit is loving my wife.

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Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Finally worked up the courage to confront the transit van guy down the street for loving my wife. Tried to intimidate him by following him to work but I got stuck when he pulled down a medium sized side street. Scraped up the paint real bad and I think he yelled “stay cramped, bitch” as he drove off.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Truckin and fuckin are all that I crave.

Oh god please it’s been years, my wife looks at me with pure disgust. I’m so unhappy.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

She’s turned the weans against us.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Wife’s gone, took the kids. Thinkin’ about ending it all in the garage.

Jestery posted:

gently caress, I gotta go buy gas

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Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Buce posted:

~DEMVER~

The most important day in a man’s life is experiencing DEMVER.

The second most important day is when you realise she has wheels.

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