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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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bradzilla posted:

*backs into parking spots, taking twice as long as it would to park and back out of the spot*

*buys one (1) piece of wood at Home Depot*

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Apr 6, 2011

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Konar posted:

Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right

Oversized truck driver spotted

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Apr 6, 2011

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Khanstant posted:

FJB sounds like a craigslist cruising acronym

Oh, it is

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Apr 6, 2011

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bradzilla posted:

*trades in for newest model, rolling $15k into new loan*

Auto loans are for sissies what you need is another HELOC

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Apr 6, 2011

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What’s that, Joe? You just bought an F250? Nice bro, I’m sure your kid will love it! Oh, it’s for you? Well, heh, we all gotta start somewhere :smug:

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Apr 6, 2011

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Hate my job, hate my wife, hate my kids, but I fuckin love TRUMP!!!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Smugworth posted:



*Yelling out of the window of his oversized truck*

You're making us all look bad!! There's no way a stripper pole is street legal!!!

Oh a 250? That’s cute.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Grey Cat posted:

Did someone say gas?



Lmao

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Apr 6, 2011

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*shoots gun*

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Apr 6, 2011

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gently caress I gotta buy gas and bullets

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Apr 6, 2011

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gently caress gotta get gas
station boner pills

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Apr 6, 2011

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Fell Mood posted:

As I exit her, I lovingly pat her side and tell her that she's not oversized, she's perfect.

More tail for the gatin’

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Apr 6, 2011

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ViralHog

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Apr 6, 2011

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Saalkin posted:

Pulling into the gas station like.


Canada rear end kilometer having rear end mfer

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Apr 6, 2011

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Lorthdon posted:

I drive a big F-150

I remember my first truck

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Apr 6, 2011

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Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Did he roll up the sleeves of his short sleeve shirt

Gotta keep your smokes somewhere

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Apr 6, 2011

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Please don’t fight in the tailpipe loving thread

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Apr 6, 2011

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

matching his and hers truck nuts + dong and truck vulva that mate perfectly when we back our trucks together

Eyeing the backup cam closely to watch it go in

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Apr 6, 2011

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*shin splints from needing to jump 6 feet from seat to ground*

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Apr 6, 2011

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Maybe they’re going to winch up the wreckage and bring the bridge back up. True American Heroes :patriot:

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Apr 6, 2011

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I saw smugworth buy a piece of wood at Home Depot and put it in a bag

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