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Got back from deployment and there was literally nothing else I could picture spending $90k on
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Feb 18, 2024 20:21
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DamnCanadian posted:In my area, they like to just pull through into the adjoining spot so they don’t have to back in or out. I do this intentionally to people that look like libs
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Feb 18, 2024 21:54
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Only criminals are out on foot past 8pm anyway.
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Feb 18, 2024 22:39
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*sees you gaining speed to overtake me and get in my lane* *speeds up* Go away prius, I’m not letting a car that ends in a pronoun pass This Vehicle
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Feb 18, 2024 22:44
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Wistfully recounts the various vintages of Like A Rock commercial and vaguely remarks on how things were better before
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Feb 18, 2024 22:46
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*pulls into driveway at home, drives back to the bar drunk to get the greasy mesh hat I forgot there* *mesh hat was on passenger seat*
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Feb 18, 2024 22:53
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*buys $200 in fuel, doesn’t pay at pump and complains about property taxes and 40k paid in income tax to cashier* *buys lottery ticket and a self serve coffee with no lid*
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Feb 18, 2024 23:07
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*drives v6 all white f150 for parts delivery job, gets visibly upset when people refer to it as “your truck “*
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Feb 18, 2024 23:24
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Wall Balls posted:saving space by parking my older, smaller truck on my newer, larger truck #lifehack We call my wife’s Kia her pocketbook. She drives it up our ramp right into the bed of my dually. I know, I know. I’m on her to sell it.
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Feb 19, 2024 00:01
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Cassette Moodcore posted:This here is my emotional support truck, I don’t actually use it for hauling but if you’re a friend and you ask me to help you move something with it I’m gonna get indignant and pissy at you friends dont ask friends to help them move things
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Feb 19, 2024 00:16
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Sarah Cenia posted:putting my 2 tone black American flag decal on the rear side window next to my WE THE PEOPLE decal, just under the RESPECT BLUE COLLAR sticker cop unions are exempt ofc, because the job is hard enough without letting libs get in the way of police work
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Feb 19, 2024 17:09
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a law where the size of your truck had to be correlated to your height*genital size (T=HC)
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Feb 19, 2024 17:15
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i use one rollerskate its missing a wheel
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Feb 19, 2024 17:20
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Mudlark posted:Getting repeatedly flashed by every oncoming car's high beams because they think mine are on but actually LED lighting is just an arms race to cause as much light pollution as possible and i have no control over this please stop hating me I love this opportunity to show how much blindingly brighter my lights can get actually
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Feb 19, 2024 19:40
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Wall Balls posted:i mated two trucks Awoooga
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Feb 19, 2024 23:17
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MEIN RAVEN posted:*doesn’t bother to check their blind spots because gently caress your Honda, pussy* This, but without the brand specificity or misogyny
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Feb 20, 2024 01:10
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*tailgates you while you do 15 over, but will also start a fight to anybody that does the same thing to me*
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Feb 20, 2024 15:51
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A Fancy Hat posted:*has to shut off the engine so they can hear me at the McDonald's drive thru* im calling shenanigans, as any place that has oversized pickup trucks will also have a person that finds salt and mayo to be spicy driving them
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Feb 20, 2024 15:57
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Saalkin posted:Frig, need gas *says "oh i forgot yours only has one gas tank" every time you mention this* *reiterates how pleased i am to have two*
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Feb 20, 2024 16:12
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in march 2008 right after a snow storm i drove from MI to MA and ohio had about 30 trucks of various sizes either in ditches at unhealthy angles or in ravines or upside down the roads were still bad and trucks on the road were blasting past us. it legit looked like a truck graveyard too lmao
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Feb 20, 2024 18:05
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All parking spots that can fit a truck have a drawing of a tiny weiner and small parking spots have a big weiner but also physical barriers preventing oversized vehicles However, there is one parking spot that fits a big truck and also has a big weiner per lot
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Feb 20, 2024 19:17
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got a remote start for the wife, got a guy comin over to install it later
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Feb 20, 2024 22:44
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Daddy’s Cummins
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Feb 21, 2024 02:20
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We say grace, and we say ma’am, if you aint into that we don’t give a drat
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Feb 21, 2024 21:56
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I backed over my kid as I was leaving for work. Getting a bigger lift so this is less likely to happen to my other kids
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Feb 23, 2024 14:32
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Wife mad
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Feb 23, 2024 14:32
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Harry_Potato posted:And not giving 2 fucks about anything else. Children, the elderly, the environment, law enforcement, traffic safety, my fellow human beings, animals smaller than me, the unborn , afterborn, the living, the dead, the undead, trees, plants, good urban design, motorcyclist, those driving fuel efficient vehicles.... POW/MIA
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Feb 23, 2024 19:01
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weg posted:magnum condoms... I told her that I don't need that poo poo Yea hence the truck
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Feb 23, 2024 22:23
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Extra Large Marge posted:Sorry I hollered at you like that. I haven't been quite right since Toby Keith passed on. Liberalsim killed Toby keef
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Feb 25, 2024 16:48
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i love shouting slurs out of my rolled down window. its not my fault if somebody feels like they fit the description
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Feb 25, 2024 20:38
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I was wondering which exhausts more gas fumes, the trucks or the drivers. Hmmm... I READ ON TRUTH SOCIAL IT WAS ACTUALLY HYBRIDS AND EVS
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Feb 26, 2024 23:25
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I got all the climate change I need right here *blasts AC* *rolls down window*
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Feb 26, 2024 23:27
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:driving at night without headlights, “it’s not reckless if you’re in control of your vehicle” i call this eco mode
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Feb 27, 2024 03:36
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*goes over bump, shits self* *doesnt notice*
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Feb 28, 2024 01:06
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Flavor Bear posted:shania twain tits Let’s keep it American
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Feb 28, 2024 04:09
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 eyyy im walkin heah
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Feb 29, 2024 14:44
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Saalkin posted:Pulling into the gas station like. i would never admit to being from a place that measured things in kilometers
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Feb 29, 2024 23:15
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*sees family entering into the crosswalk* *speeds up to avoid having to stop for them*
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