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Sitting upside down in the ditch trying to figure out why giant tires and a high center of gravity are so hard to control in the snow at 80MPH. Eventually blames Joe B.
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They whole reason I drive an oversize phallus analog is so that people will get out of my way when I want to travel at an unsafe speed. Why won't these other drivers get my message? Do I need to tailgate harder?
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Feb 19, 2024 05:16
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Truck Payment $1400 Gas $300 Truck Nutz $100 Rags Soap and Chrome Polish $115 Parking Tickets $200 ArmorAll $0 Someone that's good with the economy help me with this, my upholstery is dying
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Feb 19, 2024 22:27
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Of course I haul stuff I have cooler full of
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Feb 20, 2024 04:58
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My giant rear end truck was assembled in 'murica *of nearly 51% 'murican made parts. I'm going to slap a huge American flag decal * printed in Thailand and some big assed aftermarket tires *made in China to prove what a proud American I am.
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Feb 23, 2024 03:15
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Big rear end On Fire posted:Secure and happy driving the vehicle that brings me joy. And not giving 2 fucks about anything else. Children, the elderly, the environment, law enforcement, traffic safety, my fellow human beings, animals smaller than me, the unborn , afterborn, the living, the dead, the undead, trees, plants, good urban design, motorcyclist, those driving fuel efficient vehicles....
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Feb 23, 2024 18:49
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Jesus would have driven a fourteen foot tall murdertruck with a machine gun turret if he was still with us. I'm just trying to get closer to Jesus's perfect love by hating everyone with a smaller truck than mine.
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Feb 24, 2024 20:35
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redshirt posted:Got a sweet job at the gas station It's hard to start a siphon to steal gas when your tank is 6' off the ground.
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Feb 24, 2024 23:55
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I need a 10,000lb Truck to haul me and misses' Rascal Scooters to Golden Corral for Gravy Tuesdays.
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Feb 25, 2024 18:19
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Does any know the best way to get blood and matted hair out of knobby offroad tires? Asking for a friend.
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Feb 26, 2024 17:22
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redshirt posted:My truck is my office My truck is my home since my truck payment was more than my rent and something had to give. I work the exit ramp downtown for money. My sign says "Will roll coal for gas money!"
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Feb 28, 2024 15:07
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I hope the liberals don't realize that the easiest way to win the next civil war is to reduce all the parking spaces in Washington DC to Honda Fit size. The mighty MAGNA army will spend their insurrection time arguing who scratched who's truck and will be easy targets for liberal snipers.
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Mar 2, 2024 06:55
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Does anyone have a hose and a rag? I got a spot of dirt on my massive "offroad" truck on the way to walmart.
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Mar 4, 2024 19:16
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I bought an electric car. I parked in my truck bed just in case I need a jump start or want to recharge my vape pen.
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Mar 5, 2024 00:44
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Mar 10, 2024 18:04
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Rad-daddio posted:I'll bet this truck has an entire CD changer full of Nu metal She gonna get run over. No chance the driver can see her down there.
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sugar free jazz posted:sure do love enlisting in the army I'll have a crack at the EM-50 
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