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*tows a stranger out of a snow bank and refuses to accept payment for the service*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:36
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*taps the horn politely to let the civic in front of him know the light has turned green*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:48
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*takes truck in annually to have it inspected so it meets all federal and local emissions and safety standards*
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Feb 18, 2024 13:21
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*installs several after-market modifications that refuce the carbon emissions of the truck at the expense of power because he cares about the future of the planet*
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I'm looking forward to purchasing an oversized electric truck, just not a fan of the Tesla truck
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Feb 18, 2024 17:32
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right Get their rear end
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Feb 18, 2024 18:02
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right Let's talk turkey op: are u, or are u not, mad lol
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Feb 18, 2024 18:31
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*installs extra long 6 foot long bumpers to ensure no children could be hidden from view in front of the truck*
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Feb 18, 2024 18:49
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*supports a third party candidate with a small, barely visible decal in the back window*
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Feb 18, 2024 20:25
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 *my wife getting ready to pick me up from the food bank I volunteer at*
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Feb 18, 2024 21:30
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Feb 18, 2024 21:44
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*is an influencer so the truck is a giant write-off* https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8K8xFRk/ Smugworth fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Feb 18, 2024 23:10
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The Moon Monster posted:A lot of people really need these trucks. Farmers, contractors, construction workers. *pulls into employee of the month spot at blowjob factory* Hey rear end in a top hat that's my parking spot
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Feb 19, 2024 00:16
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*films selfie video in truck in rap-around shades explaining why "black lives matter" is necessary rather than "all lives matter"*
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Feb 19, 2024 00:24
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*pays for two parking spots so he can park in the middle of them more easily than trying to fit into one* *doesn't get mad at all the mean notes and keyed scratches from people who don't know that he's paying for both spots*
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Feb 19, 2024 17:15
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Grey Cat posted:Commuting to church with .5 mpg. 
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Feb 19, 2024 17:56
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*thoughtfully hangs a pair of truck ovariez next to the truck nutz to be inclusive of all reproductive organs*
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Feb 19, 2024 18:29
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*flies an enormous dark Brandon flag from the back of the cab but truthfully just hopes whoever wins the presidency has a productive and fruitful tenure that helps the American people*
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Feb 19, 2024 20:40
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redshirt posted:Trucks are too small these days. I need something really big. just make the parking spots wider dangit
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Feb 19, 2024 21:51
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 *is average oversized truck driver*
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Feb 19, 2024 22:24
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Toxic Mental posted:CUMMINS!!!!  Smugworth fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Feb 21, 2024 |
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Feb 21, 2024 18:36
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Nice mid sized truck there fella
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Feb 21, 2024 19:46
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 *Yelling out of the window of his oversized truck* You're making us all look bad!! There's no way a stripper pole is street legal!!!
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Feb 22, 2024 01:10
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Cabal Ties posted:American truck owners are my favorite troll bait. Watch them act like snowflakes and then call them snowflakes. The melt away so fast hell yeah
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Feb 25, 2024 01:41
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Hey brother I'm gonna have to ask you to pull over, saying hateful slurs like that makes all of us recreational oversized truck drivers look like a bunch of ignorant Prius drivers. Knock it off
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Feb 25, 2024 18:55
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Flavor Bear posted:try this lovely venison kielbasa i made from the deer i shot Try my venison chop steaks, they mixed it with pork and cheese to make it good
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Feb 26, 2024 00:44
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Add, Gad, or Gradd, nobody rides for free
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Feb 27, 2024 13:55
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*proudly displays pro choice sticker on back window panel*
Smugworth fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Feb 27, 2024 |
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Feb 27, 2024 16:39
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*proudly displays thin yellow line American flag punisher skull* Support our teachers y'all, they're the real heroes
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Feb 27, 2024 21:53
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Dumbass
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Feb 28, 2024 18:45
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Worf posted:
this kills the truck
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Feb 29, 2024 22:49
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*uses oversized truck to deliver toys to needy children*
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Mar 1, 2024 02:25
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Sorry, I won this oversized truck in a game show. I'm thinking of selling it to be honest.
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Mar 1, 2024 05:26
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Lorthdon posted:I drive a big F-150 but Hillary didn't even run last time That's a wasted vote
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Mar 2, 2024 14:38
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I actually just inherited the truck and am a Hillary voting liberal that listens to NPR inside of it.
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Mar 4, 2024 19:26
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*puts a  sticker on the gas pump*
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Mar 5, 2024 22:16
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¿Que transitas los cuhhs, si quema o no quema?
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Mar 12, 2024 22:53
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sine730 posted:*Drives Uber XL, is polite but doesn't force conversation* My wife and I got picked up in a big truck and it seemed pretty odd, but it was a great ride.
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Jestery posted:Ahhh pinche tu madre No quema cuhh
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