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*used the flat bed exactly once, to help a friend move* That mother fuckers furniture scratched the bed. God dammit!
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Feb 18, 2024 01:10
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:how do you feel when small cars back into a parking spot op Can't say I've ever seen this op
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Feb 18, 2024 01:55
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*punisher and thin blue line stickers on rear window*
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Feb 18, 2024 01:58
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Konar posted:Love to sit in the shittiest east coast city $2500 per month 900 sq foot apartment and write anger fantasy posts about IDIOTS who don't live right touch a nerve op?
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Feb 18, 2024 18:27
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*rides an electric scooter anywhere requiring walking due to bad knees and hips* Wish I could take the truck! *Honks horn*
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Feb 19, 2024 13:26
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truck tits would be more likely
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Feb 19, 2024 18:57
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pixaal posted:This lake is pretty shallow so har har but it's not completely underwater can someone please help and tow my CyberTruck from the middle of this lake? Boat feature must still be beta nothing an update wont fix! LOL look at this snowflake trying to save the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Feb 19, 2024 22:17
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*drives 40mph down single lane alley to garage* don't worry babe, no one's ever in the alley
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Feb 19, 2024 22:23
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Harry_Potato posted:Truck Payment $1400 somebody must have a base model 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Feb 19, 2024 22:29
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*trades in for newest model, rolling $15k into new loan*
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Feb 19, 2024 22:32
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weg posted:*walks into an exhaust shop* *wonders why suddenly nose is stuffy with black boogers all the time*
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Feb 20, 2024 15:49
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*puts up "Certified Badass Truck Driver" sticker in Harley Davidson font*
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Feb 21, 2024 19:17
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*doesn't know the size of the truck, nose sticks out three feet in a parking spot*
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Feb 23, 2024 19:37
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Grey Cat posted:Did someone say gas? Lol
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Feb 24, 2024 04:13
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*begrudgingly stops at stop signs, slamming on the brakes from 30mph to a dead stop, glaring at the lib in the hybrid SUV as they cross*
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Feb 25, 2024 01:11
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Feb 29, 2024 22:44
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Anderson Koopa posted:That car interior looks a lot like a Subaru to me. Anyone else know if I'm right? snowflake recording from their rice burner 🤣🤣🤣
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Feb 29, 2024 22:52
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Rad-daddio posted:got them babylegs this truck skips leg day
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Mar 11, 2024 16:56
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Grey Cat posted:It's pretty easy to tell them apart. smdh if you don't gently caress your trussy
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Mar 12, 2024 16:09
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:thinking you're being followed around is kinda on brand for an oversized truck guy tbh 
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Mar 12, 2024 20:18
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*scrapes side mirrors and tires against walls every time entering and exiting a parking ramp* *bumps the clearance signs* lemme pull the truck out of the parking spot so you can get in babe.
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Mar 13, 2024 19:27
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we speak english in this country. semper fi.
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gotta buy gas
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