ITT You drive an oversized truck

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT You drive an oversized truck

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

I bust the hip of an old man in a parking lot because he lets me know that he thinks something's wrong with my exhaust and I should get it to the Midas.

I quickly leave the scene and upload a video of myself where I talk about how I had to defend myself from a crazy lib and how the guy was lucky I didn't have my gun on me.

Two days later store security footage is released to the media and I'm arrested.

When interviewed on Fox News, I blame Biden for dividing us like this.

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Feb 18, 2024

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JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

I put an Autobot badge on my truck.

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