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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The ADA announced you don't need to wear an apron any more when taking xrays. The gods answered our prayers.

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

it was so cozy though

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

cumpantry posted:

it was so cozy though

lol

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


cumpantry posted:

it was so cozy though

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Honestly I never cared if my balls got a healthy dose of X-rays once in a while.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


At the dentist? :woof:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

At the dentist? :woof:

you use that woof woof thing alot. What's up with that?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

perhaps it’s time to do a little dumpster diving? thinking i would sleep a lot better with a weighted blanket that protects me from my greatest fear, the prying eyes of superman :woof:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you use that woof woof thing alot. What's up with that?

Peer Pressure :woof:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

Peer Pressure :woof:

does your dog know your using him on the internet?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you use that woof woof thing alot. What's up with that?

it’s a curse, op. can’t be broken by anything less than a charming prince with :10bux: :woof:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TrashMammal posted:

it’s a curse, op. can’t be broken by anything less than a charming prince with :10bux: :woof:

weird that you quoted me twice.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lmao OP you gullible idiot, the dentist just wants to see ur balls dude

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

Lmao OP you gullible idiot, the dentist just wants to see ur balls dude

He doesn't need an x-ray machine to do that. I'm happy to show you my balls

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

just give me that gas, doc :woof:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Im wearing one anyways for training reasons.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poohs Packin posted:

Im wearing one anyways for training reasons.

look at this guy, we can't see his balls

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

what about dental y rays

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Toxic Mental posted:

what about dental y rays

what about them indeed?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the upcoming climate apocalypse is nice because you can pretty much ignore any disease that's going to take 20 years to develop now

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

does your dog know your using him on the internet?

I can't believe people would do dogface on the internet in 2024. 2023, well yeah, those were different times

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

cumpantry posted:

it was so cozy though

Seriously everyone should buy a weighted blanket. Or a lead dental vest, the blankets are sorta pricey.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

look at this guy, we can't see his balls

I live in a rough neighbourhood full of xray specs wearing pervs.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
How am I supposed to jerk off without the dentist noticing now?

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
The dentist will still use that plastic cheek insert to line up the X-ray machine, but he wraps it around your balls instead.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Good time to buy up some used lead aprons.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
From an article about it: "What’s more, lead aprons and thyroid collars can also block the primary x-ray beam, preventing dentists from capturing needed imagery"

Uhh, is my dentist supposed to be checking my throat and chest for additional teeth? Cause that has not been happening.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Well, I'm still gonna wear mine. It's a free country

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Imagine gaining a radioactive neck from no lead vest and its only power is to inflate and deflate like a bullfrog.

Could ward off predators, so I guess it wouldn’t be all that bad.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'm going to make lead fashions. Lead slacks. Lead leisure coats.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

cumpantry posted:

it was so cozy though

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

In a couple years they'll just rescind this and declare x-rays are bad for us again and we need to wear the lead

These bozos got no clue what they're doing

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I'm always impressed how fast they do those rads. Though the dentist I go to they don't seem to get all of the roots not sure if that matters.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

cumpantry posted:

it was so cozy though

Get yourself a weighted blanket, friend

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I wear my OURSURE Women’s Anti-Radiation Underwear 24/7 because the chances of receiving a sterilizing dose of radiation to your balls is never zero.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Seriously everyone should buy a weighted blanket. Or a lead dental vest, the blankets are sorta pricey.

im too used to mine now so it feels like a normal blanket

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

what do your blankets feel like

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Dixville posted:

I'm always impressed how fast they do those rads. Though the dentist I go to they don't seem to get all of the roots not sure if that matters.
Kinda seems like the entire point of getting xrays.

021824
Feb 18, 2024
[ANNOUNCEMENT]



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Lead aprons no longer needed for dental x rays

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
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I wear one when I cook, it's for strength training like the rocks sewn into Goku's pants

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