think i spotted some cotton eye joe tracks in the backyard

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Khanstant

guessing it lives under the house with the possum so i'd like to set a humane trap up that WONT attract a possum. nobody wants to come over to a house with eye joe musk sprayed all over

# ? Feb 20, 2024 05:47

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:26

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

i have two questions that i must urgently ask

# ? Feb 20, 2024 13:11

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DoomCroissant posted:

i have two questions that i must urgently ask

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# ? Feb 20, 2024 13:53

Finger Prince

DoomCroissant posted:

i have two questions that i must urgently ask

Where did he come from, where did he go?

# ? Feb 20, 2024 18:09

Finger Prince

Maybe go visit the oak tree and see if Old Pop can help, OP.

# ? Feb 20, 2024 18:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

Maybe go visit the oak tree and see if Old Pop can help, OP.

lol

# ? Feb 20, 2024 18:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

each and every cotton eye joe, whether feral or domestic, is born with the desire to someday become a real homewrecker. if i had a dime for every marriage he's interrupted i'd be married by now!!!!!!!!!

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# ? Feb 20, 2024 19:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

they move fast. ur gonna need a mongoose for this job OP :clint:

there just ain't no two ways about it :shrug:

# ? Feb 20, 2024 20:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The cotton eye joe was briefly a fad among trappers, but are nearly extinct now, much like the fish eye joe and it's distant cousin the yippie-eye joe. There are occasional reports of encounters with them in the wild, and some folk still seek out cotton eye joe deliberately.

# ? Feb 20, 2024 22:05

RavenousScoot

idk how to help with your joe problem, op, but I had a pack of ice skaters walking through my garden so I put on the cha cha slide and that took care of my roto-tilling for me

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 22:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

c'mon Chippy. I'm worried about u :ohdear:

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# ? Feb 21, 2024 09:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

c'mon chip-chip

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Feb 21, 2024

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# ? Feb 21, 2024 09:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

there he is. gentle now OP :ohdear:

# ? Feb 21, 2024 09:58

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

The guy who sings cotton eye joe is technically a cuck but don't make a big deal out of it or anything

# ? Feb 21, 2024 14:55

google THIS

Cotton eye joes are notoriously difficult to track. I once studied a set of prints for hours and still couldn't determine how the CEJ arrived at that location, nor where it went afterwards

# ? Feb 21, 2024 18:04

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ToastGhost posted:

The guy who sings cotton eye joe is technically a cuck but don't make a big deal out of it or anything

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# ? Feb 21, 2024 18:05

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The US Navy today launched the first of its new Cotton Eye Joe class ballistic nuclear submarines.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 18:31

baka of lathspell

frankly pleased to see threads like these because that song is a hootenanny & a half & we all know it :colbert:

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# ? Feb 21, 2024 19:14

Finger Prince

Cotton Eye Joe and Old Pop in An Oak sitting in the forest arguing with Crazy Frog about what constitutes a one hit wonder, when The Fox happens by and they ask it to weigh in.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 19:41

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Listen, all he's come for is having some fun, he's fine. What's the worst that could happen???

# ? Feb 21, 2024 20:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Finger Prince posted:

Cotton Eye Joe and Old Pop in An Oak sitting in the forest arguing with Crazy Frog about what constitutes a one hit wonder, when The Fox happens by and they ask it to weigh in.

Hoppin' Hen Boat marked the onset of their declining years. By the release of Cops Without Coats it was basically over.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 21:23

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle tells us that at any given moment you can either know where a cotton eye joe came from or where he went, but not both at the same time.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:37

RavenousScoot

we don't cotton to no eye joes round these parts not since a long time ago

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

bump

# ? Feb 23, 2024 10:36

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DoomCroissant posted:

i have two questions that i must urgently ask

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# ? Feb 23, 2024 14:11

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

this is why i had my cotton eye joe microchipped

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# ? Feb 24, 2024 04:41

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

DoomCroissant posted:

i have two questions that i must urgently ask

# ? Feb 24, 2024 04:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Feb 24, 2024

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# ? Feb 24, 2024 23:32

RavenousScoot

Areola Grande posted:

pain is cotton eyed joe leaving the body

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 00:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

The cotton eye joe was briefly a fad among trappers, but are nearly extinct now, much like the fish eye joe and it's distant cousin the yippie-eye joe. There are occasional reports of encounters with them in the wild, and some folk still seek out cotton eye joe deliberately.

i can remember a time when there was a whole spectrum of eye joes. at least ten species including the anime eye joe. lost 2 time sadly :corsair:

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# ? Feb 25, 2024 00:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

:shudder:

# ? Feb 25, 2024 00:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Feb 25, 2024 00:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Areola Grande posted:

# ? Feb 25, 2024 02:40

Khanstant

Areola Grande posted:

# ? Feb 25, 2024 03:02

google THIS

Areola Grande posted:

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe

Yeah I never had the slightest idea what the female vocalist was singing until this thread and was quite disturbed to discover that Cotton Eye Joe is literally a demon who sends women to the nether world and leaves sausage parties in his wake

# ? Feb 25, 2024 04:41

baka of lathspell

Areola Grande posted:

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# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

bump

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# ? Mar 2, 2024 08:07

google THIS

Be sure of your Joe identification. Often the harmless Hog Nose Joe or Northern Water Joe is mistaken for a Cotton Eye Joe

# ? Mar 2, 2024 20:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Be sure of your Joe identification. Often the harmless Hog Nose Joe or Northern Water Joe is mistaken for a Cotton Eye Joe

a photo of the tracks u found would be v helpful OP. for all we know u could have a common browneye joe on ur hands :shrug:

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# ? Mar 2, 2024 23:05

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:26

RavenousScoot

you thought the cotton eye joe was infectious, just wait until your community's passing around this new strain: pink eye joe

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Mar 2, 2024 23:08

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